Wednesday, December 6th, 2000 - #1354
Guest: no guest
Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Show Summary:
Moth night revisited, Adam has gas
Hilarious call from some snot nosed kid at 10:30. he calls back on the December 10th show as well.
Decent show…
14 yr old smart ass calls in concerned about his penis size
Adam has gas…
Girl concerned with Bat bite..
Dr. Drew talks about eating moths from a vending machine
Adam farts into the mic and cackles to himself, and I can’t help but cackle along with him
The kid who calls at 10:30 is fucking hilarious.
He wants to fire Drew and call it the Adam show.
Wants to fire Anderson because he was being a dick to him.
Wants to know the average dick size for a 14 year old kid.
Guy at 26:30 calls about how he has a girl he can call and have sex with whenever he wants, but he prefers to climb in a tree, watch a said girl get naked, and proceeds to beat off in the tree. Adam then farts into the mic and the caller tells adam, “that was uncalled for”
Solid episode. Good callers, good advice and Adam has gas.
“I’m getting etiquette lessons from a guy who jacks off in a tree!”
Classic!
Adam takes the farting thing a little far…. 5 star episode besides that.
This episode around the hour and 2 minute mark makes me doubt all the people that say the idea behind loveline (radio-call in for medical problems etc.) is so flawed. There was absolutely NO reason Drew or Adam would suspect the caller to be a rape victim. But because they are so good and have done it for so many years, the nail it.
Gas night
Adam railroads some little shit
A chick calls in with some random problem blah blah blah. Adam asks what she does and she says she sells cars. Hyundais to be exact.
Adam: “What is your biggest selling Hyundai?”
Caller: “Right now it’s the Santa Fe.”
Adam: “That’s the one that comes with cheese melted on top, and a nice ranchero sauce in the glove box.”
The next caller has an interesting problem. She got bitten by a goddamn bat. And now she’s having hot flashes and sweating so badly that she had to leave work. Drew suggests she take the bat to the ASPCA so they can check it out. She says her parents already took it to the health department.
Drew: “And they took it in and said ‘hey our daughter got bitten by this thing’?”
Adam (with disdain in his voice): “No they just presented them a bat and just grunted.”
Adam to a young caller who’s engaging in a lot of sexual behavior: “Jonathan, you’re number one goal is to not get this girl pregnant, do you understand me? As your God, I command you. I’m one of the only deities who’s against procreation. You know they say ‘go forth and procreate’? I say ‘go fifth and masturbate.'”
The Ian call was absolutely hilarious! Genius!
I think I found a bogus call here…
“Nina”, the 14 F with the little girl voice, sounds exactly like “Shannon”, 16 F who called in on 2/15/2000, 1:28:03
This is Miriam, using her real name of Nina…but REALLY playing up the little girl voice.
after some great car talk talk
42:25
adam: what about the Daihatsu?
caller: –pause– do they still make those?
59:25 great race break-down. bla-bla-bla: he is not racist and neither am i, just funny commentary
1:08:20
i hate posting multiple times, however, this episode is worth it
Everyone who says they don’t like the taste of water is a GIGANTIC pain in the ass. Every single person.
And yeah, she seems bogus.
I have always hated when Adam gives Drew shit for being horrible at radio, but as I’ve been listening to the archive again for the 12th time or so, I can’t help but notice how fucking terrible Drew is at hosting a radio show. And for one reason only, every time he takes a drink he slurps the liquid. And it is a fucking nightmare.