Wednesday, March 22nd, 2000 - #1169
Guest: no guest
Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Show Summary:
The show starts a bit late. A squirly 13 year old wants advice on giving oral to a girl he walks home from school with. Adam suggests he make an announcement over the school's PA system. This is back when the reverb button still worked. Drew plays the part of the principal and Adam is caller Jonathan. Drew talks into the mic using reverb and introduces Jonathan. It's funny hearing Drew do the reverb. Adam proceeds to get on the mic and asks if he can "give the girl oral in Mr. Higgin's shrub on the way home," and to pull the nearest fire alarm if she finds this acceptable so they can meet up on the lawn (Anderson plays and alarm drop). It is then revealed that Jonathan is also known as the "Umbrella Guy," due to the fact he has a funny umbrella. Adam then makes fun of him.
Adam announces if a girl has vaginismus on December 25th, it is called "vagichristmas."
Adam mentions he doesn't have a high school diploma. (He gets it in 2005 on an episode of The Adam Carolla Project)
Tyler the farter calls back! He explains to Adam he has tried calling in many times over the last three months but the phone screeners would always hang up on him. Adam is outraged. Tyler then proceeds to fart into his phone. Anderson is criticized for not finding gas to be funny.
The next caller duels Tyler twice...... and is a girl!!!!
Adam ends the show with a solid old school lightning round.
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Calls & Tags (4)
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Kathy, F, 20
Pregnant. Has Disassociative Identity Disorder (Multiple Personalities) and Schizophrenia. Not sure what to do with the child.
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Jonathan, M, 13
Wants to give a girl oral sex. Isn't sure how to let her know.
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Jack, M, 29
Is attracted to younger boys.
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Jennifer, F, 14
Mom's fiance gave her oral sex when she was 12.
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Radio Station is the Legendary 99.1 WHFS Baltimore/DC
Jonathan’s oral sex proposal is hilarious
Adam acts as if he is class president Jonathan on the intercom, drew as the principal,classic.
around 14:00
Great Show!
This is an EXCELLENT episode. A duet performed by Adam’s favorite songbirds, Genevieve and Tyler, is a Loveline classic. Tyler starts his epic solo performance at around 38:00 then a little later Genevieve joins in the fun. These ass wielding warriors and their symphony of gas make this show a must listen.
At around 46:00 a caller tells Adam an interesting way to fuck a mattress, although the hand still sounds way better IMO.
repeat of the previous show
A girl calls in with multiple personality disorder around 8 minutes in or so. Very interesting to hear a person refer to her other personalities. “One of us used to smoke hella bad but we made her stop.”
Holy shit that’s spooky.
She’s pregnant. The guys advise her to give up the kid for adoption. Adam tells her the child has a better chance at a normal life if he/she’s raised by a family of raccoons rather than her and the 6 other mothers in her head.
Tyler, the kid who can fart on command and is thus one of Adam’s favorite humans on the planet, calls in at Adam’s request.
They gave him the hotline number to call in whenever he wants, but it’s been a long time. Adam asks why he’s been ignoring them. At this point Tyler reveals that he’s called over 10 times and been denied by the call screeners. Anderson blames call screener Lisa and says that she was anti-Tyler. Adam is shocked and enraged by this.
Genevieve, another on-command farter, calls in and has a “Devil Went Down to Georgia” ass duel with Tyler. While Tyler’s has more bass, there’s something about the subtle grace and feminine charm of Genevieve’s ass gas that cannot be topped.
Seems to be the same show from the previous day?
“Jack” (who calls in around then 18 minute mark) sounds an awful lot like “Zeno” who calls in on the 9/25/2002 show with DAG. Similar problem and a similar cadence of voice. Long pauses with a long drawing of breath, a lack of knowledge of sexual abuse in his past and a slight hispanic/southern European accent. “Jack” even says he is disguising his voice on this call, but in the DAG show it is much clearer. I’m not 100% on this but the voices and their cadences really sound familiar.
First comment on the site! The high school intercom bit was HILARIOUS!!! I almost wrecked my car listening to it. This show is a classic.
High school intercom, dueling farting, the mattress masturbation technique and a Lightning Round! Great episode.
This is an awesome episode! The lightning round was hilarious, good calls and lots of fun.
Legendary lightning round
1:16:07 Adam and drew adopt this chick.
Choked on my coffee at work during Ace’s lightening round. EXCELLENT.