Sunday, October 31st, 1999 - #1066
Guest: no guest
Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Show Summary:
Dr. Bruce is not on this show. The last part of the show is dedicated to wet orgasms among women. The last few minutes of the recording are of a different episode.
JBJ
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Caller, Rose (25 minutes in), makes me weep for society.
Dr. Bruce is not on this show. The last part of the show is dedicated to wet orgasms among women. The last few minutes of the recording are of a different episode.
Cold Start: Mid-call, followed shortly by a Halloween Traffic Rant. Transitions into an L.A. Rant… At one point
Adam declares: “I am fully insured, I may even be bonded…”
Adam’s brain and how it works is a beautiful mystery. A kid calls in around 11 minutes in and says he’s having trouble with the ladies because when he asks them out they say they just want to remain friends. Adam once again lives up to his billing as king of the analogy.
Adam: “When it comes time for Thanksgiving some people get this horrible notion and that is ‘hey let’s get our own turkey and raise him and then eat him on Thanksgiving.”
Drew: “Who does that?!”
Adam: “Well not people who live next door to you but some people in more rural areas. They get this turkey, they raise it, they fatten it up, and what happens when it comes time to chop the turkey’s head off? They don’t wanna do it. The kids have named it, they’re too close to it, it’s awkward now. It doesn’t work. Here’s what you do. Wait till the day of, go down to Ralph’s, buy a turkey and eat it. I mean you can eat anonymous turkey until you’re blue in the face. But you can’t eat Mr. Gobbler who you’ve been feeding corn to all month, right? Same thing with the ladies. Go ask them out when their head’s chopped off and they’re frozen. Don’t raise them on your little friend farm for three or four months. Then it becomes weird.”
“She wasn’t conscious was she Mike.”
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Episode takes place on Halloween but besides traffic talk there’s not really much on the subject. Besides Adam getting one group of trick-or-treaters and handing them each $2 protein bars with a lecture of course
Sounds like this was way before 99′
Ace playing monopoly “by his own rules” is pretty funny.
That Rose was demented and retarded and a horrible mother. The audio on this episode sounds slightly sped up and a little bit high pitched.
Caller: The thought of kissing another man makes me sick.
Adam: Good!
Adam: “You know what it means when I play by the book? I say, ‘bye book!’ because I don’t use it!”
That joke is so bad but for some reason it’s hilarious when Adam says it.
There’s a great talk about the friendzone for women and men. Decent Halloween episode.