Thursday, September 30th, 1999 - #1045

Guest: no guest

Host: Adam, Dr. Bruce Heischober

3.74 (25 votes)

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Show Summary:

Call from Frank the "Mason Jar" caller.

Recording Info:

Added: 8/2/2017

Recorded By: chadinf18s

Transferred By: Giovanni

Size: 132.38 MB

Length: 1:36:24

Bitrate: 192kb/s CBR

Comments (16)

  1. unclepenny

    100% Guarantee these were not altered in any way. Dr. Bruce sent these tapes in from his pricate archive to be shared with us all, Board transfers from Engineer Mike at the old KROQ Studios, I’d say it was a tape swap issue, most cassettes were 45mins A&B Side give or take. Reduce a commercial break and there is a loss of a little bit. That’s just my opinion who knows until WW1/Dial Global releases the official archives…

  2. Landlubber

    Crazy girl named Jennifer calls in and:

    “Um, I’m a real attractive woman and stuff, the problem is that I like being in love and a lot of men are attracted to me and they have no problem, you know, being turned on or whatever and ah, I’m not into, I can’t have an orgasm, you know, with them, you know I’m not having intercourse, I’d rather wait till I actually am in love and feel loved by someone because it’s really frustrating because you know I, I, I, well you don’t know but I like being in a committed relationship but there’s a difference between being in love with someone and a guy thinks you’re hot and, you know, wants to bang you, and because you know, I’m attractive a lot of men are physically attracted to me and they’re very aggressive towards the sexual thing towards me and they try to please me and stuff but I can’t have an orgasm and it’s really frustrating because I just…..

    Adam cuts her off: “Let me get this straight. You’re good looking?”

    The girl goes on to ramble about her astrological sign and its massive influence on her disposition. She sounds like a goddamn meth addict. They tell her to come down to the studio since she’s right in Hollywood and they’ll take a look-see. She kind of freaks the hell out and says no.

    Bruce tells her that she’s passing up a big opportunity.

    Jennifer: “Why because he’s so good looking?”

    Bruce: “Well….”

    Jennifer: “No because I’m looking for a man that can satisfy me sexually as much I can satisfy him.”

    Adam: “Honey, I’ll get the best blow job you’ll ever give.”

    haha! Fantastic line.

  3. kenvhyt

    ok show. he makes fun of bruce alot and it was irritating because it became obvious that he wanted control of the whole show. unfortunately he couldn’t keep this funny enough for me because he repeated jokes instead of cracking from the top of the head, which we all know is where he really shines.

  4. OscarMilde

    Who the hell thinks Bruce is funny? What’s funny about a condescending, judgmental, passive-aggressive born again fundamentalist who bumbles his way through half-conceived puns? He has no business being on the radio. Boooo… fucking booo.

  5. saltydog75

    7:04 is Tucson Thomas, the original Mason Jar caller, clearly targeting a night when Drew wasn’t there to bust him. He’s calling with a bogus story about how a woman would sleep with him if he lost 20 lbs in a month. Bruce: “Have you negotiated sex in other relationships?”. He exits with his catchphrase. They then make small talk.

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