Monday, May 24th, 1999 - #952
Guest: no guest
Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Show Summary:
This one starts just a few minutes late. They're in the middle of a call with a guy whose in college that can't get any girls. Adam suggests he starts drinking. Drew thinks otherwise.
A couple calls later, caller Mike says he lost his virginity to a prostitute, not a hooker. He thinks he may have a wart but has never seen a wart before, not even on a person's hand. When Drew asks if he was wearing a condom, Mike says he was wearing a plastic bag instead. Drew is outraged. Adam says it was better than nothing but Drew even disagrees with that.
Adam makes an analogy comparing prostitutes to the guy that sells produce on freeway off-ramps. Drew wonders how people know when they're dealing with prostitutes so Adam has to explain it to him. This causes him to tell the story about the time they were in New York, walking back to a hotel and Drew offered to go "help" A van full of hookers that were calling them over. Apparently Drew was in denial for the rest of their walk.
Adam threatens to sue the company that makes his sweatpants because everything falls out of the pockets.
There is a promo for Woodstock '99. Adam mentions his birthday is coming up on Thursday and requests a couple of pies.
Caller Michelle confesses she is addicted to porn. Later on in the call she mentions seeing them on the show Talk Soup. A guy "accidently" hooked up with a 12 year old girl because he though she was older.
Amanda de Cadenet is coming on the show soon and Adam says they have bit of a love affair.
Caller Ray says he wasn't abused by his military father. I turns out if he didn't clean the bathroom on his hands and knees everyday, he'd get whipped with a belt.
Adam says good things about cops and Drew says that his Culver City PD friends may stop by if they're listening (probably the same guy from the pot brownie/sobriety test show). Adam says he's wearing his Culver City PD hat. He talks about his LA and Burbank cop hats that he wears incase he gets pulled over.
Okay, I know I recognize this next call. It looks like there was a 38 minute version of this show that had been around a while. A girl was cleaning here dads car and was told not to look in the glove box. She obviously did and found a vintage 70's tape. Adam goes into a good porn discussion.
Engineer Mike says he gets free porn for working on Loveline.
A caller by the name of Rusty has blond hair. They ask why he is called rust and he says it's just a nickname. He has a nipple ring and got a titty twister. Adam talks about his crazy friends that would attack each other. Drew says the kids at his school were nothing like that.
Producer Ann chimes in about believing in ghosts.
A caller by the name of David thanks Adam for saying good things about the cops. He is going to become a cop soon but won't say where exactly.
His girlfriend was shot and killed in a drive-by as he was buying her an engagement ring.
Adam, Producer Ann and Engineer Mike all talk about the last episode of Melrose Place. Drew has no idea it was the end of the series though.
Adam talks about working with the crazy born-agains like Frank and Pogi while installing closets back in the day. Frank, an ex-con would often speak in a weird tongue for no reason.
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Mike, M, 20
Lost virginity to a prostitute, now has worrisome bumps. We learn she used a plastic bag lying in his car as a condom. Stay classy, Mike.
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Adam and Drew recount the time they ran into a minivan of hookers in NYC and Drew thought they were ladies in need of assistance.
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Colleen, F, 25
Did her pot-smoking boyfriend’s sperm cause a positive drug test? We learn it was court-ordered as a result of domestic issues. Loveline!
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Alan, M, 17
Came home to find his 22 yo gf having sex with her female roommate. She used speed and dope and drinks. Loveline!
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Michelle, F, 15
Addicted to porn. Broke into neighbor’s house and stole a video. Physically abusive dad. Shocking.
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Zack, M, 20
GF “started acting weird” and said she’s dating someone else. The guys break the sad news that it’s over.
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Ray, M, 20
Trying to get his gf to dominate him. “I need a good ass beating”. Military dad was rigid. “White glove tests”. Physical abuse.
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Christina, M, 17
Best friend lost virginity, now won’t stop talking about sex. Pestering her for sex.
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Ashley, M, 14
Found a porn vid in dad’s glove box and underwear drawer, then “a basket of porno tapes” in his closet.
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Allison, F, Chino
Attacked by incubus - the demon, not the band. Adam: “I got attacked by the Jackubus once”.
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A white guy version of Bald Bryan’s “Yeah” Isaac Hayes drop at 22:35
Adam talks a little crap about Wiccans, prompting some kid near the end of the show to call in and talk about using an actual person as a Ouija Board….and claiming that it worked.
This leads Adam to talk about Frank and Pogi, the guys he worked with when he used to install closets, and how they were born again Christians who would carry their bibles with them and ask for traveling mercy while they were driving to the work site. Frank would burst out in fits where he would speak in tongues. “SHANDALA SHANDALA!”
Certainly not the first time Adam’s brought this up, but entertaining none-the-less.
“Was this one of those nipple raves I’ve been reading about?”- Ace
‘Ever-Last’ the original carpet cleaner, I’ve heard him brought up on the podcast but not so much L.L. any other shows he’s referenced?
callers seem to be particularly idiotic and comatose tonight. pretty hilarious