Sunday, December 27th, 1998 - #846
Guest: no guest
Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Show Summary:
This is a bit of an odd show seeing how it was just 2 days after Christmas. It really is a great show though, definitely worth a listen. Drew brought some of those stupid Furby toys into the studio. He set them next the mic so people could hear them but Adam asks engineer Mike to shut the mic off. A couple minutes later he has to ask him again.
Drew just got back from a trip to Beaver Creek with his family. Adam explains why he doesn't like skiing and skiers. Halfway into the first call Drew is forced to smother the furbies once again to stop making noise. A caller brings up Adam doing Dingle Boy. Sherry gets on the mic and explains that she would wear an engagement ring along with her wedding band but was too poor to afford both. She speaks a couple times in this show. Adam calls the two month's salary tip for buying a ring recockulous. He compares it to the 3,000 mile oil changes that could be stretched out a couple more thousand.
Drew tells a girl that she is being groomed for an "abuse farm." Engineer Mike says that Drew bought him a very nice pocket watch for Christmas. Meanwhile Adam got him a decorative popcorn tin. I believe this triggers the first popcorn tin reference. It sounds like the first one because Drew is shocked at him crapping in it.
A great South Park intro is played. Adam announces Producer Ann is on vacation. He got her some sea salts for Christmas.
Dr. Drew says he ran into Mrs. Fields at the airport, yes Mrs. Fields from the cookies they sell in vending machines. She has 10 kids and is actually pretty good looking. The next call is one of the most bizarre ones I've heard. A guy named Art is 75 years old! Possible the oldest caller ever.
In 1999 a caller named Eva was 73. Art says he smokes weed out of a pipe with a doctors prescription to stop leg pains. His wife died in 1996 and he's now dating a 43 year old and she wants
him to get circumcised.
Adam mentions Christof, his German brother in-law. He complains how Stone Stanley gave him a $1000 Christmas bonus but KROQ did nothing and MTV gave him socks and didn't invite them to the Christmas party. He talks about covering the OJ Simpson trial and not being reimbursed for an $18 parking fee. Adam tells a story about sneaking into the Weeze's refrigerator and getting caught by the dad named Stan. Caller Kim's boyfriend has a tattoo of a barcode. The artist said as long as the needle didn't have dried blood on it then he would be safe. Adam asks a question about genocide which makes Drew dig out the dictionary and look up the definition.
An intro by the Nelson twins is played. Adam says they were nice guys but it was very uncomfortable when a clip of him bashing Gunner was played.
This was when one of the Morrell twins said she
was dating him. This show with the Morrell twins is now available. So I guess it turns out it was Engineer Mike and not Anderson that
played this trick on Adam. There's a cool promo for Monday Night Football but then they guy says "Join me, Ted Stryker..." A caller says Adam was hitting on his cousin. They were actually good friends back in the day. There's a funny drop of Victoria Jackson saying "there's something wrong with his testicles?"
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Size: 43.68 MB
Length: 1:35:25
Bitrate: 64kb/s CBR
“Cum Stones.” That is all.
The very first “I crapped in a decorative popcorn tin” story by Adam. He lived in his parent’s garage and was locked out of the house on a cold morning so he crapped in the tin and wiped his ass with the Christmas card they got him.
The Christmas card part is probably just to add spice to the story, but the tin-crapping is a thing of legend on this show.
“He wants to grrom you for his… abuse farm.”
XD
Adam: “Then she’ll call be in another 15 years when I’m not here”
Drew: “…and I am!”
2013, it is now 15 years later and Drew’s still there! awesome.
Kudos for Adam for giving black women such a friendly shout out.
Adam talking about the Phillippines:
“They do have washing machines. They have women. They’re washing machines you can have sex with.”
Classic.
Drew mentions that not a lot of information on the Internet is reviewed, Adam jokes about unofficial Loveline sites where Drew uses the n word. Funny, because several years later, he dropped an n bomb in the oft-repeated Crank Yankers call, now it’s on official Loveline sites.
The 75 year old guy who calls in is great
One of the verbal miscues Adam regularly made is saying “Pettridge Farms remembers” instead of “Pepperidge Farms remembers”.