Tuesday, December 15th, 1998 - #838
Guest: no guest
Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Show Summary:
Drew says the night before he almost stopped caring about the show because they were so out of it.
Adam and Drew were listening to the show where Adam lit his farts and mention they will put it on one of the best of shows coming up over the holiday break. Adam threatens to smack Drew in the back of the head for eating a throat lozenge.
Engineer Mike says Drew was spilling coffee all over the place from laughing so hard during the lit farts show and had to leave the room.
Caller Ann is an incredibly dumb caller. She is in
college and messing around with her boss. Here are a couple of the things they ask her.
Drew: Is he a student there?
Ann: Yeah, I'm a student.
Adam: Are your mom and dad still together?
Ann: Yeah
Adam: Do you like him?
Ann: Who?
Adam: WHO?
Ann: My boss?
Caller Angela is a stripper. She cannot understand why guys like going to strip clubs so Adam has to explain it to her.
Caller Mike is suspected of using a false name. He is asked to spell Michael and he screws it up/messes with them because he's so high. When Adam asks what his question is he says he forgot.
A guy calls in who is an air traffic controller. Adam goes to use the reverb button but then finds out there is another button that makes it sounds like he's on a phone.
Adam says his sister is coming back from Germany. She just bought a house and is going to have Adam start working on it.
A stripper calls in to yell at Adam and Drew for calling strippers abused. Adam has Drew's mic shut off so he can talk to her alone. He tells Drew to go do something while he's talking to her. It turns out the caller dated a 19 year old when she was 15 and the guy drowned.
Adam takes another stab at engineer Mike's army cot apartment. Later he talks about being on the show Two guys, a girl and a pizza place.
At the end of the show Adam punches up
everyone on hold and tells them they can't talk because the show's over and hangs up on them.
At the very end they mention their episodes of Space Ghost will be aired soon.
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Ryan, M, 16
Ryan’s friend brags about his large penis and told him “it was too big to go in” his promiscuous ladyfriend. Vaginismus discussion.
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Ann, F, 18
Has been having sex with her boss, who is 29 and married, at the school she goes to. She doesn't really want to but can't stop herself.
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Laura, F
Laura’s mom has been divorced for 13 years. She’s always with her BF. Laura resents it.
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Mike, M
Slow-to-respond Mike is clearly using a fake name and refuses to spell Michael. Stern reference. Forgot his question. Put back on hold.
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Marvin, M, 38
Marvin’s old lady is always working on home improvement, leaving no time for sex. Adam imitates air traffic radio.
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Mike, M, 16
Different Mike. This Mike has anger issues. Shockingly, his stepdad was physically abusive.
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Erica, F, 17
Erica’s been engaged for a year and recently cheated on her fiancé. Now he’s on the verge of cheating. Gambling ensues. Ace wins.
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Reese, F, 18
Reese is terrified of giving oral sex, fearing she won’t be good. Adam: “How could it be bad? Your mouth is on his penis”.
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Adam grills this stripper for about 15 minutes
Adam talks to a stripper who doesn’t understand the appeal of strip clubs to men. Adam goes through the checklist. “Hmm, is it the $4 sodas? No. The terrible music? Eh, not really.” Finally the girl pipes in that she understands the appeal is the naked women so that’s put to bed.
Then she asks but why would you want to go watch a naked woman dance around and then go home and whack off. “I mean if you go home and have sex with your girlfriend after the club, are you thinking of the woman you just saw dancing around at the strip club?”
Adam then gives one his great analogies to try to explain it to her. That when you go to a car show and then go home and climb into your piece of shit beater, you’re not thinking of the Porsche you saw earlier at the car show. And when an art enthusiast goes to an art show, he doesn’t have to bring the painting home with him. He can look at it, then go home and whack off to Monet.
Yea a stripper and slower caller night fasho
It’s funny they have an air traffic controller as a caller and on some of the intros/outros they have a guy saying ‘Roger’ analogous to an air line pilot. Hmmm
Great show! Adam is high energy (possibly just high) and uses the phrase “friendville” around the 1:30 mark a decade before internet culture established the concept of the friendZONE
Good lord how moronic that 2nd caller Ann is. Has difficulties answering even the simplest questions.