With Fiona Apple, Rod Stewart, Jon Stewart, Fastball, P-Nut, Kathy Griffin

The show starts with Adam giving out the phone and fax number even though it's a best of. Drew is at a horse ranch with his kids in Wyoming.

The first guest is Rod Stewart. He talks about being married to Rachel Hunter. Caller Herbert gets carried away and Drew gives him a time-out. Adam offers to go to Rod's estate and do some handy work on Wednesday. Adam tries to fantasize about Rachel and her sister but Drew makes him stop it.

Rod says he once played once for about 5 million people in a show in Brazil. It was the biggest concert ever.

The next guest is John Stewart. Drew has no clue who John is. Adam praises him for being funny outside of when he is performing. John listens to the show and asks Drew why the word penis is used so much.

Caller Alex is a bit squirrely and makes Drew get a puzzled look on his face. The next guest is Fastball. Adam tries to do a reenactment but Drew screws it up by saying mic instead of bike when talking about a motorcycle.

Apparently Adam and Drew were on the show Fired Up but aren't sure when it's going to air. Adam mentions Yurgi the Romanian porn Producer.

The next guest is dear, dear friend Kathy Griffin. Adam smells bogus on the first call but Drew believes him. The guy is clearly drunk. Kathy yells at him for breaking the law and using improper grammar.

A 14 year old pierced her own bellybutton. She used to be a cutter. Drew goes into detail on the "degloving process" that is used removing large pieces of skin. Do not look this up on Google. Adam is disgusted. Adam says any girl who calls her eyes beautiful when describing herself is fat.

A 13 year old Vietnamese former orphan girl calls back from the previous week. She got a letter from her friend living far away that says she's being molested by her foster parents. They apparently used some kind of a chemical to take away her voice. Drew says that was probably just from the trauma.

The next guest is P-Nut from the band 311. Adam yells at a caller for saying ridiculous instead of ricockulous. They do some rare gambling on a male caller. P-Nut has to lend Drew a dollar. A girl who is being abused says her mother used to beat her with wooden spoons.

The next guest is crazy Fiona Apple. Drew starts talking in super confusing medical terms. Adam explains how he gets mad when people ask if he's a real doctor or just a "love doctor." Drew says he believes a doctor that gets into the media should continue practicing medicine. Adam misses the days of scoring drugs at the park and buying a lid of weed.

Now it's all gangs and stuff. Caller Samir has a question about porn. Adam of course gives his opinion.