Sunday, August 9th, 1998 - #746
Guest: no guest
Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Show Summary:
Celebrity baseball
At the end, there is a great call from a girl who is in total denial.
Good show, Adam is especially lucid and quick.
56:42 lol
The call at the end is ridiculous. This chick is borderline retarded.
Engineer Mike has been playing the lullaby song over and over again the last few shows- what is up with that?! He keeps doing it at weird times when it doesn’t make sense. I don’t know why it annoys me so much! What’s more maddening is I’m probably the only poor lunatic who’s noticed this.
Here, I transcribed Adam’s poem:
I sit in Culver City
I rot
I sit at night
I rot
The hot air goes by my car
I rot
I weep openly at the sight of more red
The crimson arrow runs down my soul
My soul bleeds with the crimson arrow
I sit and rot in Culver City waiting to be car-jacked
Waiting
Waiting and rotting
I weep
I weep not only for myself but for those who came before me and for those that are gonna miss the signal after me
I sit and I weep and I rot
In Culver City
A girl calls because her best friend is pressuring her to date and she doesn’t want to. She’s been abused and they attribute her fear of rejection to it, but they completely fail to address the friend’s weird need for her to date. Adam also makes a point about the animal kingdom that Drew points out is false, but Adam continues with it anyway and Drew plays along.
As mentioned before- Adam starts out by complaining about not being invited to the Dodgers Stadium celebrity game.
In later episodes he recounts that his outing didn’t go so well. Is this the time that he has words with his manager and never gets up to bat etc? Good times.
Adam asked Drew to take “copious notes” so he could try to get in the lineup the next year. Drew did no such thing.
A kid calls in and says he’s gay and is attracted to his male friend but wants to know how you can tell if that kid is gay or not.
Adam’s advice? You have to throw him in a well. If he sinks, woops he was heterosexual; if he floats, he’s gay and you have to burn him at the stake.
This is really what they used to women when they were suspected of being witches. In lieu of burning them at the stake, they would throw stones at them until they sank, and then once again say “woops I guess she wasn’t a witch.” Heh. People are awesome.
Classic Loveline episode #746 (feat. The Love Between The Two Hosts): http://archive.org/download/GIOPOD/GLL746.mp3