Wednesday, May 20th, 1998 - #689
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Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Nothing really big but good rapport. Some talk of dog and cat age and diseases. Drew stomps on Adam’s attempt to compare ru486 to an abortion.
Near the end, call from a teacher that had questions about teaching sex ed to kids. That was interesting to hear Drew’s advice.
Last words. ‘4 years, big deal’
Well this episode took place on MY 2nd BIRTHDAY! alright now that you’re done caring… It was decent Adam talks about his birthday which is a week after and how he doesn’t want sex related gifts. It was an ok show.. Also for reference points I got my license today lol how odd
A girl calls in with genital warts. Drew mentions his oft-contended…um…contention that all of her friends have it too because almost everyone has it.
Adam: “Oh god Drew, don’t work this angle.”
Drew: “The wart virus is exceedingly common.”
Adam: “Drew, everytime you bring this up I just look across at you and see one big wart. Your torso is the penis and your head is the wart.”
Adam spends the next decade saying he’s absolutely positive that Drew has genital warts since he always tries to marginalize it by saying “pretty much everyone has it.”
Lots of gems from Adam in this one. His preference when it comes to being spit and pissed on and how it changes based on whether the spitting and pissing is happening to his leg or his face; as well has his idea of letting a NY City cab driver teach a sex education class to a room full of pre-pubescent children and their parents. “So ahh when the broad’s cooze is all wet and the guy’s schvantz is hard…..”. You don’t think that would traumatize ’em Drew?
Oh my God are these kids DUMB! WOW! Can you get pregnant from giving head, Christ on a bicycle. I was not even close to that clueless at that age and nor were any of my friends. Even the ones who never got any tail knew a lot more than your average teenage Loveline caller so it’s so sad. Lack of sex ed is only part of it. Some of those kids know what’s up and I just think the kids who call this show are too dumb to keep it straight. I know everyone gets offended when you say there are stupid kids but there really are. A lot of them, too.
It’s kind of like the cursing thing where sometimes they drop F-bombs like a drunken syphilitic sailor and sometimes they think they can’t say “pee pee” or “poo poo.” Half of them say “I dun cummed in mah chick’s vergina every night and she aint got preggo yet so muh nutsack don’t work” or “I let my boyfriend ejaculate into me three times a day, lean back, and plug my snatch up with a cork but it’s cool because I can’t get preggers; I know that because it’s not happened yet so I must be infertile” and then the other half seems to think if someone has ejaculated a single sperm cell within 26 miles of a girl’s town sometime after 1978 and she’s been wearing a hazmat suit every time she’s ever left the house she has a 99.999999999% chance of getting pregnant and delivering triplets.