Tuesday, March 31st, 1998 - #653
Guest: Morrell Twins
Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Show Summary:
This is the episode where the infamous "a ha ha ha haaa" drop that is played after someone says how big their dork is came from. The two twin sisters bring various friends of theirs into the studio throughout the show and are incredibly annoying. Adam doesn't care too much as he keeps asking them to flash him.
Carmen attempts to do a psychic reading of Adam's wallet but Adam has engineer Mike shut her mic off. One of the twins announces she dated Gunner Nelson. Adam makes fun of Gunner. A clip of this is played back when the Gunners are guests on the show not too long after this one.
Adam plugs their latest movie and announces that he owns it. They try to take a call but the girls won't stop talking, even though their mics are off. The caller tells Drew he's getting wittier. They go to a break and Adam convinces one of the girls to flash him. Adam is insulted by being told he has pubic hair on his hear. One of the girls claims she was "young, dumb and full of cum," at age 19.
After some more Nelson bashing
Adam asks producer Ann if she can book them.
Drew gets fired up about narcissistic parents.
He also pretends not to look when Adam gets flashed again going into the next break. A guy calls in who was set up with a girl on
the February 14th show. Drew goes to say something and one of the girls ironically tells him to let the guy finish. Adam and Drew name a few famous people such as Buzz Aldrin, who one of the girls knew walked on the moon and Henry Kissinger who according to them was "like a president."
Apparently Weird Al wanted to be a virgin until he got married. While Carla and Donna are apparently getting it on in the bathroom, Lisa, producer Ann and the rest of the girls go to investigate with Drew's tape recorder.
Adam threatens to kick his dad in the nuts for not buying him a guitar when he was 5 and then goes on to attack Gunner Nelson again. It turns out he was given a Cartia watch and sold it for hair transplants.
Right at 52:37 is where you will hear the "a ha ha ha haaa," drop. A girl named Kerry was on hold for 125 minutes but never got through, perhaps Kerry O'ferris?? Hopefully, (she deserves it). Right at the end the word "cock" gets through.
Headache show, entertaining but I’ll never listen to it again.
Those girls just can’t shut up, I guess this would’ve been more interesting to watch than listen to.
First caller summed it up – “you guys should screen your guests like you screen your callers”
These two broads quickly go back and forth between very dumb and very bitchy. They are extremely combative with Adam and various callers. It is an interesting listen, but the guests clearly need more psychological help than any of the callers that night.
The famous laugh drop comes at 1:03:48 when one twin makes a joke about her income and the other one laughs. Adam: how much money are you guys worth?, twin 1: about 400cc (referring to breast implants), twin 2 ha ha ha haaaaaa.
Morrell twins are the classic insulting hot chicks who we can’t wait till their beauty fades so they have to deal with reality. Only reason Adam does not dismiss them is they show breast.
Allways amazes me that chicks who gained fame and fortune by posing nude get confused and disgusted why guys want to see their tits.
Drew begs to talk more to a caller about a dangerous pregnancy and but between Adams cracks and the yakking bitches, the caller gives up.
Adam keeps begging to see their tits and they begrudgingly comply. He trades promo plugs for tit flashes.
The girls may have been talkative and even annoying at times, but they had some good advice and some right-on instincts on a few calls. No need to call them “bitches” and “broads.” They were never “bitchy,” either- no one was being serious or reactive. They were being no more spunky than Adam. It’s a silly show, but no need to attack these women for being goofballs.
These women are idiots. I don’t mind guests being goofballs as long as they are funny and/or informative but these bitchy broads are neither.
Also, it is fantastic when Adam asks them who Buzz Aldrin is and they believe he’s an athlete. Stupid ass bitches are stupid.
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i could tell right off the bat that the hahahahahaaaaaa drop came from one of these broads. good times.
i must admit – it is pretty funny listening to the girls cut adam off at every turn for a change.
Uh oh I’m gonna listen now but I can already tell that I’ll dislike these guests
This is why playboy women shouldn’t be famous… Just photographed… I was anticipating the laugh as well which was pretty funny… I can imagine the “let me see your cock” part as a drop too if the FCC wasn’t involved hehe
It’s so funny when Mike turns off the mics, and you can still hear them talking in the background.
I know this is a classic show that’s talked about for years to come, but I just….can’t.
The Buzz Aldrin and Henry Kissinger part is classic. I also love the A&D asides that fly over the guests’ heads.
I love that drop, at around 1:03
Morrell Twin 1: “When I was 19 I was young, dumb and full of cum.”
Adam: “And now you’re…?”
This is the audio equivalent of eating broken glass. I can’t stand these women.
Dear lord, these chicks must have the IQ of a walrus. Near intolerable show!
@ rlfstr, you shouldn’t insult a walrus like that. The quality of the recording is fine, unfortunately, but the show is impossible to listen to. The “you should screen your guests” comment had me laughing out loud.
Holy crap these women are random… Most of the time I have no idea what’s going on… I like how Adam can just say anything to anyone… and it usually goes over their heads!
Wow. These chicks are insufferable. A couple of callers insult them, which is actually kind of satisfying.
lol right off the bat Drew starts yelling at the guests which is very rare.
Glad I finally heard the full context of that classic “ha Ha haaaa” drop that they keep using for years afterward! Lol 400cc’s ??? pretty clever for a dumb blonde
What a glorious disaster of a show.
Made it 9 minutes before I had to stop. Jesus. These women make torture seem pleasant.