Monday, January 12th, 1998 - #597
Guest: no guest
Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Show Summary:
Adam says Poe will be on the show later this week.
Producer Ann threatens to put a kibosh on the fart jokes, or at least cut down on them.
Katie, the girl from Tuscan that was going to let Adam fart on her head for $500 has dropped off and now they need a new female to call in and do the deed.
Supposedly they are going to bring back listener Loveline.
Adam has to go to the dentist and have his crown removed and then a root canal.
Adam was a bit late because the Home Depot near his house is now open 24 hours a day. The reason he was there is because he had to buy a mousetrap. A mouse ran through his house and inside his stove.
Drew says getting that crown out tomorrow will not be easy and Adam may see some of the tools at Home Depot being used on him. Adam is looking forward to the nitrous gas though. Adam and Drew have to do Kenan later in the day tomorrow.
Ann says Michelle Philips will be on the show on Wednesday night.
A girl gets Adam to mention the two and a half-some he had years back.
The Dr. Drew and Adam book was recently finished. While writing it, Drew revealed to Adam how he used to purchase condoms. This is the classic story where he had to go to Chinatown and ask the pharmacist up on the high podium to get them from the back. This is because his dad was a well-known Doctor in town and would have known the pharmacists in town. We also learn that Drew's father's name is Morton.
Drew has to make an appearance on Jenny Jones's show. He isn't exactly looking forward to it though.
The Verve's Bittersweet Symphony bumper is played.
When Adam says mice freak him out, Drew mentions Adam used to live in a manger. Adam says it was more of a barn.
A caller gives advice on Adam's root canal tomorrow. Drew says Adam should look forward to his upcoming hand surgery.
A girl calls in who has the chick version of the stoner laugh. She hangs up, probably because her dad walked in the room. Drew suggests a full moon night.
The next caller is 13 year-old Kristina. She is the infamous dance class caller. She has been in a ballet dance class with a guy since she was 7 and he was 8. On Christmas Eve, Eve, she told the guy that she likes him but it made things awkward. Adam suggests they talk to the guy. After the 10-second time out, the guy whose name is Nathan is on the air with Kristina and they get the whole thing straightened out. If you listen to the show labeled "Sloppy Joe Night," There is an interesting update from caller Kristina.
They do some gambling on caller Jessica. Adam mentions so far in 1998 they have had a push where Adam said a girls parents were hippies, Drew said they moved around a lot and the truth was that the parents followed the Grateful Dead. After Jessica uses the "F" word, and Adam actually uses the dump button himself. This is because right before she swears, engineer Mike starts to walk down the hall and is not in the control room anymore.
Adam suggests anyone who got held back a grade should lie and say they were in Europe for a year because one of his friends used to do that.
Drew tries to make an analogy with preventing AIDS and using safety devices when skydiving and fails. Then he gets mad at Adam for not helping bail him out and just laughing at him flounder through it.
They burn through a few calls, Producer Ann announces her disgust for chunky jizz and the show ends. As they're saying mahalo, Adam mentions last night when Drew was pulling out of the parking lot, he accidently hit the gas too hard, got some air, and scraped the bottom of his Volvo. Adam, Kennedy and her snowboarding boyfriend were very impressed.
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Stephanie, F, 25
Cuts herself very frequently, been to the ER a lot & psychiatric hospital(s). Been in coma twice because of attempted suicides.
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Jessica, F, 17
They gamble on her without knowing her question. Mom wants to move before she finishes school, she's afraid she could become an addict.
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Girl caller has philosophy of “Masturbation twice a day keeps the gynecologist away.”
Dr. Drew replies with “No.”
good lord caller jessica a whole lotta fucked up
The one caller with the little girl voice is so annoying.
20:45 Virgin can’t get it up first time.
31:35 better off if her step parent was a bear.