Sunday, January 4th, 1998 - #591
Guest: no guest
Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Show Summary:
CLL #591 (feat. The Love Between The Two Hosts)
01/04/1998 – Sunday Night Show
Source – XJosh VHS Archive (2023) with a TobyDog Tape (2014) Patch
This episode is now 99.9% complete with a medium audio upgrade. Still missing the opening show banter and closing goodbye, but you can now finally hear the lost 1997 Christmas Cruise ship story in full, and it’s a gem! This is the first new episodes of 1998, a best of episode aired as #590 on New Year’s Day. New Source!
A "Lost" Gem of an episode.
Drew recounts getting yelled at by his wife for not waking her up on Christmas morning with him and the kids, he thought he was doing her a favor but she of course found a reason to get pissed.
Producer Ann chimes in and once again she is a total C' and she busts Drew's balls.
Adam" I wish your mom had a set of nuts so you could kick her in them"
Adam" Where can you kick a woman Drew, that really gets 'em. In the breast you'd have to be Chuck Norris to do that"
Adam describes spending his 1997 Christmas break on a Cruise with Lynette, Jimmy, and his wife Gina.
Adam's rant on Cruise ships is classic!!
Adam recounts attempting to use his debit card to obtain some cash but there wasn't an ATM, so he decided to get some change at the Casino.
This following reenactment is so fucking hilarious!!
I had either not heard this story originally or long since forgotten but this perhaps one of the funniest Ace fucking with someone stories.
Adam" so I go into the casino, to the cashier and I got to get some cash and you know there is no cash on these ships, so unless you go into the Casino.
"So I say look heres my little credit card thing,....I want some Cash back, give me 75 bucks"
Adam(doing an impersonation of the female cashier, funniest accent ever)
"I'm sorry we cannot give you the cash"
Adam" Why not?"
Cashier" All we can give you is chips for gambling and change for the slot machines"
Adam" ..what happens when somebody cashes in their chips?"
Cashier "Then we can give them cash but I can't give you cash, just chips or change"
Drew" oh boy!"
Adam"..but if I turned in a bunch of chips or change, you could then do it for cash?"
Cashier"yes"
Adam "...then give me 75 dollars worth of nickels, she counted out 75 dollars worth of nickels, gave it to me and then I handed it right back to her and said give me 75 bucks I'm cashing this in"
Drew" Ohhh!, what did she do?"
Adam" she was pissed and did it"
Drew "oh!, why didn't you just ask for 75 dollars in chips?"
Adam" I wanted to F' with her at that point"
Adam" it was awesome, I had 45 pounds of nickel Drew, I had five dollar nickel rolls up the wazoo, I had like a hundred and fifty of these things.
the rant after this is awesome.
Adam goes off on TV executives citing the NBC jenny mccarthy show, the pauly shore show, and the tom arnold show.
Adam once again bring up the contest where a female listener will earn 500 dollars for allowing Adam to fart on her head, at this point they already have a winner and they are just trying work out the details of when she can fly in.
Katie from Tuscan AZ who is 19 at the time is the "lucky" listener(wasn't that the name of Adam's stalker, how old was she?)
Adam" there will be farting on the head"
Adam's father gave him a gift basket from Gellsons and Adam re-gifted a bottle of Dom Perignon.
Adam's mom wears headphone while brushing her teeth with a motorized tooth brush, just listen it is "Bizarre".
Recording Info:
Giovanni
Size: 182.74 MB
Length: 1:37:58
Bitrate: 256kb/s CBR
this was funny as hell. the cruise ship being man’d by the unemployable n coke mules. classic
~53 min – a lot of Adam’s mom talk. Learned some stuff I hadn’t heard before, like her hypochondriac ways.
unclepenny, what, that’s all you’ve got for comments on this show???
Awww cuts out before 2nd gambling chick could answer!
Adam: “Are you a virgin?”
Caller: “Me?”
Adam: “….no the fourth guy on the left in the striped shirt. Yes you.”
It’s funny to listen to the difference in old shows versus new, old ones Drew is more free, open and part of the show, Adam hasn’t quite developed his stifling control over him yet
Adam reveals his mom wears air-traffic-control style headphones when using her electric toothbrush because it’s too loud for her and she is ultra-preventitive about everything
Loveline gambling blue-balls alert: dont listen to Jessica, the last call, because you’re just gonna hit the end of the file mid-sentence, no payoff.
Otherwise a pretty solid show.
New Remastered File with more content, 99.9% complete