Sunday, September 21st, 1997 - #516
Guest: no guest
Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Bill, M
Bill has a question about mental health. Midway through, Drew becomes convinced that he's the "asshole the size of a mason jar" caller.
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Chrissy, F, 21
Chrissy has a constant urge to pee. Drew skillfully diagnoses it as being caused by cycling and advises her to stop.
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Cliff, M
Cliff asks how much masturbation is too much. He's good for 2-3x a week. Adam is offended and hangs up on him.
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Robert, M, 24
Robert's "friend" got fleas at a party. Drew brings the truth hammer down and reveals it's actually pubic lice.
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Donna, F, 23
Donna's involved with a lesbian & wants a threesome with her boyfriend. Gambling ensues.
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Justin, M, 17
Justin's touching himself in public. We learn he was molested. Drew sneezes. Adam: "Drew's allergic to molestation".
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Ben, M, 16
Ben's GF says he reminds her of the stepdad who molested her. He says she's 12. The guys call bogus and hang up on Ben.
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Callers Include:
* A guy that can’t find Love unless he is not looking for it, but did find his last girlfriend while he was looking for it.
* A woman who feels like she has to Pee whenever she has sex. Drew tells her to stop “Spinning” at the gym.
* Gambling on a woman who wants to have a 3 way…
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Adam’s stories include:
*His ongoing battle with his elderly neighbor.
*Stories about guests who Adam forgets were recently on the show and he invites them to come by the studio.
*His Grandmother is ball-buster.
They play Leno’s opening log that mentions loveline…
Around 15 minutes the Mason Jar guy calls in but Drew picks up on his voice and thwarts his plans.
The big clue to the “mason jar” call was that he was calling from Shermer, IL, which is a fake city used in John Hughes movies.
There is a caller who said he caught his 40 year old friend wearing drag. They didn’t catch but I would bet money it was a fake call.
Adam: “You show me a guy who masturbates chronically and I’ll show you a guy making minimum wage, still living at home.”
I guess Adam was still hiding his illustrious jacking career from the general public.
Adam and Drew discuss what goes on in a doctor’s office in that time when the Dr. leaves you alone in the room after asking you to drop your pants.
Drew: “I just use that time to go to my desk and check if there’s anything I have to do.”
Adam: “You have a shot of bourbon don’t you? If I was a doctor and about to explore a man’s nether regions you’d hear a blender fire up in the next room.”
About 55 minutes in Adam mentions that he does something for Cosmo the magazine. Does anybody know what that is?
I found this
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/dating-advice/baffling-behavior
but it only seems to be a quick quote and doesn’t have a date on it.
Adam’s comments about how he wants to deal with his neighbors include rolling a boulder down the hill at them and pouring molten lead over the fence.
George at 1:03:00 can never get a clean wipe after pooping. “I’m not kidding: if I pass wind a lot, it goes away.” ?