From the TV show, "The Single Guy".

#104

02/21/1996 Jonathan Silverman and Joey Slotnick promoting NBC’s the single guy

Happy Ramadan Adam jokes about his plan to read from the Koran and other religious texts

Jonathan and Joey promoting “The Single Guy” during its NBC Thursday night prime time line up, must see TV.

Ann fainted earlier in the day, Adam jokes about the tub technique.

Adam quizzes Jonathan about Weekend at Bernie’s, it was originally more of a dark film in the script, he also talks about the sequel and Adam loves the voodoo premise.

In depth guide to performing oral sex on a woman.

Hilarious Nietzsche riff from Adam about a caller with a question about condoms and lube, hilarious!

Killer “do the make you wear a Seinfeld is coming sweatshirt” question.

Adam reads a fax, about his talc-aholism and he explains why he uses talcum powder.

Mark Moses missed the show, the 3^rd scheduled cast member.

Mark calls in and pranks the guys, he fools them, and Drew then jumps in to explain how it’s not that funny and describes the various STD’s you can get in your eyes, whoa!

Drew reveals he gets “cold sores” on his lip, he worries about kissing his kids in the eye if they move around and wiggle in his arms, Adam mocks him for his sores being called “cold sores” instead of shingles, herpes or some other serious affliction as he is prone to point out for everyone else.

Adam sings the 2^nd hour intro, along with Prodigy, everyone is impressed, gold!

They promote Joey’s work in “Twister” and he discusses the nature of Storm Chasers and their work.

Drew references running from wind, Adam’s farts “IT HAS BEGUN!” and Adam laughs along acknowledging the truth of what the next 10yrs hold for Drew’s nose.

Joey explains the story of Twister, more references for Pat Buchanan and his success in the presidential primaries.

Joey talks about cows getting their heads ripped off in tornados, Adam has a hilarious fat guy impaled by a parking meter joke, and Joey tells them about blades of grass stuck in metal.

Caller was hit by a drunk driver, then was shot by the assailant who performed a hit and run, Drew gets him to reveal that he was arrested.

Illegal immigrant shot him, Adam goes off on the NRA’holes and the right.

Adam destroys the “lucky argument” for bullet wounds, missing by an inch, why not miss by 8 inches and miss him entirely etc.

Drew comments on the raw deal of the recent callers, then they take a call from a woman whose husband killed himself after maxing out on steroids, left behind a son, she found his body, went on a drug and booze binge, she started dating another bodybuilder, she’s preparing to marry him, but he’s “natural” The caller is almost literally spelling out her own doom.

The boys from the Single Guy leave with 30min left, so they stayed from the opening through the 1^st segment of hour 2, a very unusual booking length.

Adam welcomes them back anytime but there are no other appearances from neither Jonathan nor Joey in the next 10yrs, unless they have another appearance in 1996 or 1997 that’s so far lost in the archive.

Burt Convy, host of Tattle Tales, Caller thinks Adam reminds her of him, Adam talks about his relatively early death, Adam is calling himself the heir apparent.

Caller recommends powdered sugar instead of talcum powder to make it edible for the ladies.

Swallowing phone call, great proposal joke from Adam, Adam tries to get her to measure the amount in gallons, once or twice per day, Adam wants to talk to him.

Adam is now doing the semen consumption math, 45 days of dating, twice a day, 90 times, 90 times a tablespoon, Adam brings Drew into the math.

Adam talks to jack, tells him to make his girl yell to prove she isn’t blowing him, tell him to play the lottery, Adam is amazed.

Youngest “Bob” ever calls the show, crabs phone call.

Jeff calls in and Debates the gun argument from Adam. Adam commends the Marines, Adam doesn’t like the NRA and their lobbyists. Clarifies his take on guns.

Adam marvels at the “whole political thing there for a moment”.

Susan calls about the morning after pill, Drew explains the amount of time it can still be effective, Adam plays the ignorant one and has Drew explain it all.

Great Morning after pill call, perfect example of what these guys were doing in 1996.

“You have Orion’s Belt in you Uterus” – Adam on the cell formation of a pregnancy on day one, preventing implantation.

Caller tells Adam about “Jinmo” claims it’s a Chinese form of retrograde ejaculation, Adam praises the repressed Asian cultures for the wild sex experimentation that we all benefit from.

The wisdom of the orient brought to the valley – Adam.

Ron last call of the night, been over a year since he’s had sex.

Adam comes up with his “sock away sex” idea, remarking on dry spells, how great it would be if you could save some for later when you are single

Adam shares his “jinx” about carrying a condom, saying men who do jinx themselves before they even get a shot.

Burt Convy call back, gold!