Sunday, June 9th, 2002
Guest: no guest
Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Show Summary:
Adam bitches about his upcoming(the next day) tooth removal and oral surgery(the same tooth he bitched about having to get pulled back in October 2001).
Long Junk mail discussion that comes up many times throughout the show, a(useless) female mail carrier calls to discuss the various problems regarding junk mail.
Adam's proposed Goat solution for Junk mail is great and I even liked the Spider monkey add-on idea made by a caller.
A great call regarding a husband and wife murder suicide towards the end of the show.
Adam brings up a recent(at the time) episode of ED where Justin Long's character mentioned Loveline and Adam Carolla, Adam then calls Justin Long "that little kid on ed".
Tivo is mentioned throughout the show and Adam demands to know why his Tivo is recording Rikki Lake and MASH, even though he has never watched either program.
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Added: 8/2/2017
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Size: 43.34 MB
Length: 1:34:40
Bitrate: 64kb/s CBR
Windbreaker
Adam hates junk mail, as we all do. His conversations about it are interesting, as there seems no way to stop it!
A girl calls in who says she was having sex with her guy roommate and fainted during it. She’s fainted a few times before. Drew tells her to go to a doctor because it’s probably nothign but still needs to be evaluated.
Adam: “He was actually disappointed he didn’t kill you. On the one hand you don’t want to see anyone die, but on the other, if you kill someone while F’ing them, that would look pretty good on your resume’.”
The girl then goes on to say she has one other question and reveals that she’s “extremely suicidal” but can’t find a good way to kill herself. I mean holy shit, talk about burying the lead with the fainting question. Drew goes into super-serious mode and tells her that she absolutely HAS to call the doctor that prescribes her Prozac. “You have to promise me that you’re going to call him.”
Adam: “You won’t get into heaven if you kill yourself.”
Caller; “I don’t believe in that kind of stuff.”
Adam: “Well I do. It’s absolutely true.”
haha.
A kid calls in later who says he fingered a girl at a party and he didn’t know her. He just repeats that two times and it doesn’t sound like he has a question. Adam interjects to tell him that what he’s gonna need to do is the same thing they did in Cinderella. He’s gonna have to walk around with his finger, and see where it fits. He has to start with the wicked step sisters, move on to the wicked step mother, and unfortunately, his own mother.
Adam reasons with a suicidal caller:
“But jesus, if I killed myself every time I should’ve killed myself, I wouldn’t be here tellin you not to kill yourself.”
The guys are in a good mood… some interesting callers… Adam tries to make a case for racist jokes… no drops. 🙁
Starts out by saying that people just say racist things, but don’t actually discriminate against people. Followed by the berating of a bisexual caller for being himself and drew just piles on. Despicable. One of the worst shows I’ve ever heard.
They berated him for being a perpetual victim, not bisexual. Maybe don’t listen if jokes offend you