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Sunday, January 18, 1998
GUEST: no guest • HOST: Adam, Dr. Drew
Show Summary Probably the most infamous episode in Loveline history, the main feature of this episode is a discussion with James the Zoosexual. James has apparently trained his dog to anally penetrate him. This... Show More
Show Summary Probably the most infamous episode in Loveline history, the main feature of this episode is a discussion with James the Zoosexual. James has apparently trained his dog to anally penetrate him. This elicits a wide variety of responses from Adam, Drew, the staff and other callers, and it leads to some very interesting questions and frank responses. Definitely worth listening to (more than once) for any Loveline fan.

Adam opens the show talking about how you know a guy is an alcoholic. He was hanging out with Engineer Mike (aka Dooley) the previous night and this morning he woke up and found a big mug of booze outside of his house. When you fill an entire mug with booze, you know you're probably an alcoholic. Adam: "You learn the little drunk tells, like when you play poker with someone they have tells. If you show up and the remote is in the fridge, there's some boozing going on."

And here we go. James, 21, calls in to talk about his "loving and consenting relationship with animals." Some highlights from this, the most infamous call in the history of the show:

Drew: "Consenting?" James: "Yes." Adam: "They just put their little paw print on the contract that your lawyer drafted?"

James says he performs oral on the dog, the dog licks his penis, and he lets the dog mount and assfuck him. Adam: "I don't believe this is the exploitation of animals, by the way." Drew: "The whole notion of the animal rendering consent is already way out there." Adam: "Alright, that's...ah...dicey...at best, but..."

Adam makes the point that everyone gets so passionate when it comes to animal abuse but don't have that same protective instinct for people. Adam: "They get really passionate and start crying when they're talking about spotted owls but meanwhile they have kids they haven't seen in five years. So all you people who think James should be drawn and quartered for what he's doing with the dog...get over it." This is probably the first moment that Producer Ann's ears perk up and her anger starts festering. She'll join us a little later to scold, well, everyone involved with this call.

Drew: "I'm curious what creates this, so I want to know about you James, okay?" James: "Okay." Drew: "Because sometimes Loveline becomes a laboratory for me; it's where I learn." Adam: "And a lab would become like a date for James."

They ask his sexual preference and he says he's not attracted to humans but if he had to put himself in a category it would be bisexual. Adam asks if he's gay when it comes to animals. James says not exclusively but that's what he prefers. Adam: "Well, I'd say that makes you gay. When you're sucking off a collie..."

Drew says he doesn't want to comment on the right or wrong of what James is doing. This is the second sticking point for Producer Ann. James announces that he's getting a new puppy soon. Adam: "Now Sherri's beside herself." (Call screener Sherri is freaking out with Ann behind the glass).

Producer Ann: "Have you ever had a girlfriend?" James: "I have." Adam (under his breath): "She was a bitch?" James explains that she was controlling. Ann: "So you only want a relationship with something that can't say anything back." James: "Well they don't ever say anything back but there's a rich emotional dialog.." Ann cuts him off: "You are the WEIRDEST WACKO PSYCHO LOSER!!" The whole time she's saying that, Adam and Drew are in the background saying "Ann Ann Ann calm down hold hold on Ann Ann Ann." Adam: "Let's not be judgmental Ann, let's hear him out." Drew says they talk to people who harm OTHER PEOPLE and they don't abuse them, thus proving Adam's assertion that people have a lot more energy stored up for animals than they do their fellow man.

Ann chastises Drew for not yet saying that what James is doing is wrong. Drew says it's absolutely wrong, but he doesn't want to get into the right and wrong of it because it's obviously wrong. He wants to focus on the pathology behind it and what causes people like James to do these things.

Adam: "I love talking to James because of phone screener Sherri. She's an animal lover and a very passionate and compassionate person. And when I talk to James she gets a look on her face like she bit into a cumquat that got left out in the sun."

Adam asks if James performs oral on the dog and he says not really because it's problematic. Ann: "Of COURSE! You're so selfish. Men are all alike." Drew: "Ann what does this make you feel?" Adam: "Ann doesn't like men." Drew: "Yeah you see how it all boils down to a male female thing?" Ann goes on the defensive and tries to say she was just kidding but Dr. Drew is already on to her and she knows it. Ann then says she's ashamed of Drew and that he's fine with what James is doing. Adam will tap into that a little later to fuck with her.

James' question is why people have such a severe reaction to this whenever he tells them about it. Adam: "Well James, I think Drew and I have been very open-minded about this behavior."

Drew finally brings up the point that child abusers speak the same way about their behavior as James does. Adam tries to sum it up by saying "There is something very wrong with James and he doesn't want to tap into that. But as far as James' dog Brut is concerned, it's probably the happiest dog on the block."

Nick, 18, wonders if they're ever gonna have Sarah McLachlan on the show. It's a coincidence because she now does all those animal abuse commercials that everybody hates because they show sad animals in cages. She wasn't doing those commercials back then so it's interesting that this guy calls in to ask that on James the Zoosexual night.

Adam: "I picture James sitting there smoking and Brut's there with a little doggie cigarette." Drew says he has some callers on the line to answer James' question about why people react so harshly to his behavior.

Adam: "To summarize, James is 21 and James is having oral and all kinds of sex with his dog, Lucky, I'm calling him now, and Drew and I....are for it." Drew and Ann erupt in protest as they go to break.

They get into the details and logistics of James' lovemaking with the dog and it is predictably horrifying.
4.67 (185 votes)
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Call Listing (19)
Time Duration Call
5:16 14:25
James, M, 21
Zoosexual has "consensual" sex with his dog, Brute. Everyone is revolted. (Part 1)
bisexuality, bestiality
19:41 0:39
Karen, F, 22
Cuts herself, wants to know why she enjoys it. (Part 1)
cutting
20:56 2:37
Karen, F, 22
Cuts herself, wants to know why she enjoys it. (Part 2)
cutting
24:36 7:36
James, M, 21
Zoosexual has "consensual" sex with his dog, Brute. Everyone is revolted. (Part 2)
bisexuality, bestiality
32:50 1:54
James, M, 21
Zoosexual has "consensual" sex with his dog, Brute. Everyone is revolted. (Part 3)
bisexuality, bestiality
34:44 3:03
Art, M, 17
Can't breathe when he gives his girlfriend oral sex.
oral sex
37:47 4:04
Nick, M, 18
Wants Sarah McLachlan as a guest. Discusses rainbow symbolism.
comment for host, homosexuality
41:53 3:45
Katie & Val, F, 14
A bisexual friend is pushy with them.
bisexuality, friendship
51:47 3:30
James, M, 21
Zoosexual has "consensual" sex with his dog, Brute. Everyone is revolted. (Part 4)
bisexuality, bestiality
55:17 2:44
Eric, M, 23
Discusses James and shares a story about animal porn.
bestiality
58:01 3:01
Shane, M, 17
Penis hurts after ejaculation. Brother plays guitar in the background.
pain during sex
1:01:01 5:56
Sam, F, 24
Disapproves of James. Adam and Drew defend themselves.
bestiality
1:07:30 5:14
James, M, 21
Zoosexual has "consensual" sex with his dog, Brute. Everyone is revolted. (Part 5)
bisexuality, bestiality
1:12:43 2:45
Mike, M, 39
Has Doberman that loves to play tug-of-war. Fears for James' future.
bestiality
1:15:30 3:35
Suzanne, F, 28
Asks why men look at other women. Adam suggests men need to be trained like dogs.
cheating/adultery/infidelity
1:19:24 0:18
Wayne, M, 44
Thinks he is a bad father because his daughter is dating someone older. (Part 1)
parenting/issues with children, age difference
1:20:22 4:51
Wayne, M, 44
Thinks he is a bad father because his daughter is dating someone older. (Part 2)
parenting/issues with children, age difference
1:25:14 4:05
Ron, M, 25
Wonders if James can get a dog pregnant. Wants oral sex from his girlfriend.
oral sex, bestiality
1:29:35 1:23
James, M, 21
Zoosexual has "consensual" sex with his dog, Brute. Everyone is revolted. (Part 6)
bisexuality, bestiality
Comments (60)
Monday, 10/24/2016 at 1:48 PM EDT
Yup..... one of the greatest episodes of all time.
Saturday, 10/22/2016 at 2:53 AM EDT
I wish James would have called in again
Friday, 5/20/2016 at 7:38 PM EDT
I didn't get to listen to this one until long after it aired, sometime in 06 or 07 but man was it worth the wait. I wish drew could have drawn some better conclusions about james but the ire this call roused in the callers and the peanut gallery was absolutely priceless.
Friday, 12/25/2015 at 3:58 PM EST
Zoosexual is bizarre, and I'm not defending it, but Producer Ann and screener Sheri (and Ms. Vegan caller) instantly turned this into a "men are pigs" thing. I'm surprised no one proposed the scenario of "what if it were a woman zoosexual having relations with her dog?" If that were the case, I doubt Ann & Sheri would have reacted so strongly. That would have exposed a glaring double-standard.
Thursday, 7/30/2015 at 9:15 PM EDT
great episode...if you like loveline then this definitely deserves a listen

I mostly listen to episodes with no guest...I find that the guests usually detract from what attracted me to loveline in the first place: the impeccable chemistry between adam and drew

the only downside of this episode is producer anne's constant interruptions...she is clearly very passionate about animal rights or whatever but she needs to stfu and let adam and drew do their thing...no one cares what she thinks...her opinion is just an emotionally charged reaction void of logic
Monday, 4/27/2015 at 11:13 PM EDT
I'm surprised no one says anything about James getting a new puppy. Biggest black flag right there.
Friday, 1/16/2015 at 11:18 AM EST
Producer Ann needs to relax and realize it's not her show. Would not be surprised if she was told to stay off the mic because at some point you rarely ever heard from her again.

Would love to know what James is up to these days lol.
Wednesday, 1/14/2015 at 7:42 PM EST
if you think you may enjoy listening to a human man explicitly detail his, supposed, loving relationship with a dog, then you stumbled into the appropriate section of the web.
if the idea of this bond makes you queasy, dear god leave now!!

enjoy weirdo's
Thursday, 11/20/2014 at 4:07 PM EST
Should James see a therapist or veterinarian?

Adam is a comical genius.
Sunday, 10/26/2014 at 10:51 PM EDT
doxpin, Adam and Drew have a computer screen which shows all the callers' names, ages, and a brief description of the topic of their call. No clairvoyance by Adam on this one.
Friday, 9/26/2014 at 10:39 AM EDT
Magical.
Tuesday, 8/12/2014 at 8:49 PM EDT
Of course the Akita-bleeping show is #1 ha
Monday, 7/28/2014 at 12:31 PM EDT
Sometimes I think Adam is psychic. Right before he takes the call from James he says, "hair of the dog that bit you . . . that sodomized you."
Thursday, 3/13/2014 at 8:46 AM EDT
Drew: "I'm curious what creates this, so I want to know about you James, okay?" James: "Okay." Drew: "Because sometimes Loveline becomes a laboratory for me; it's where I learn." Adam: "And a lab would become like a date for James."
Thursday, 12/19/2013 at 1:33 PM EST
"The ladies are against it that is pretty clear... But drew and I are for it." Getting to hear drew do mental cartwheels trying to recover from adam making that joke. Oh sweet beastial ambrosia.
Thursday, 5/23/2013 at 7:19 PM EDT
James... What can one really say? Disgusting, freakish. hilarious quips from Adam.
Sam the motorcycle riding vegan was indignant and obnoxious really. The idea that "we don't know what's going inside that dog's head" is a no brainer but come on. Anyway great show as usual!
Thursday, 5/23/2013 at 11:10 AM EDT
Frickin' awesome episode, I remember hearing this live (when I was 15), and enjoying it quite thoroughly. hehe.

However...ugh, Ann. We GET IT, Ann. Banging dogs is bad. We're all quite aware of it. But can you butt out and let the guys do a radio show?

How can she not understand that the reason they aren't being blatantly rude to the guy, is simply because they want to keep him on the line and learn more. Ann has no tact at all.
Sunday, 4/14/2013 at 6:19 PM EDT
lol ADAM: "how much for a young virgin?"
Friday, 3/1/2013 at 3:08 PM EST
legendary show. good sound quality. good times.
Friday, 2/8/2013 at 6:39 AM EST
@rawdfarva: "Awful" -Celebrity Skin. From their album Hole (1998).
Thursday, 2/7/2013 at 11:43 PM EST
does anyone know the song around 1:20:00
Tuesday, 2/5/2013 at 11:32 PM EST
Very good and interesting episode. The zoo sexual seems very out of touch with reality and is almost confused by the callers explanation as to why they are so repulsed by his behavior. Drew and Adam are honest and not judgmental at all which is the road i would have taken. They wouldn't have gotten anywhere with the call if they didn't. There is no way James was a prank caller, most bogus callers are idiots he's clearly not intelligent and deranged.

Certainly worth a listen Sherri, Ann, and the crazy motorcycling vegan are terrible at articulating their arguments yet clearly angry and passionate.
Friday, 1/11/2013 at 5:06 AM EST
Good fun with a crazy person, highly recommended.
Sunday, 12/9/2012 at 11:32 PM EST
this is arguably the best non-guest episode of loveline, it perfectly encapsulates drew and adams dichotomy as hosts, with drew's bemused academic working perfectly with adam's wiseass remarks and opinionated statements regarding James the zoophile and the various caller/producer reactions to james. hilarious.
Monday, 12/3/2012 at 8:40 PM EST
Adam rails off hilarious one-liners one after another for the entire night because of James the Zoosexual. One of the best, if not the best, Loveline episode of all time.
Monday, 12/3/2012 at 8:35 PM EST
Adam: "I don't think this is exploitation of animals, by the way? You know what I mean?"

Drew: "ehhh, the whole notion of the animal rendering consent is already way out there."

Adam: ".....alright, that's..dicey..at best but...."
Saturday, 9/22/2012 at 8:08 PM EDT
I'm surprised that Drew didn't ask if the dog was abused as a puppy.
Friday, 9/7/2012 at 5:19 AM EDT
I really dug how Adam posed the question of choice between your pet or your child. I don't see why some had a hard time with that thought. Of course both are disgusting, but you can't choose which one would be worse? Please.

Great show! I wish they would have gone further with it. Like maybe have a poll with the callers. Of course, he'd have to apologize on another episode, but still. :)
Tuesday, 8/21/2012 at 2:49 PM EDT
I've heard this episode 3 times and it's still hilarious and fascinating. Adam just takes the whole zoosexual concept and runs with it the whole episode.
Wednesday, 8/15/2012 at 3:25 PM EDT
One of the best callers ever, and they keep him around all show. Hilarious reactions. It doesn't get much better than this. 5/5
Tuesday, 8/14/2012 at 9:20 PM EDT
"Hey, Sam. Let me ask you something."
"What?"
"You, uhh... you vegan?"
"Yes."
"Mmm, yes..."
Thursday, 7/12/2012 at 7:31 AM EDT
??

That doesn't sound like James (and I'm really good at recognizing voices). And I have no idea how old these Cream Team guys are, but this show was over 14 years ago. Most important, a bogus caller--unless he was the greatest Method actor--couldn't hang in for 20+ minutes AND give everyone the creeps the way James did.

There's just no way this was a prank call by some Internet jack-offs.
Tuesday, 7/10/2012 at 4:35 PM EDT
Unfortunately, I think the James call is a prank.

Listen here around the 15 second mark: http://youtu.be/lrnRHVF2754

The guy sounds exactly like James. Also, one of the guys in the "CreamTeam" called into Adam's tv show (you can find the video on his channel), which leads me to believe this was all staged.
Monday, 7/9/2012 at 4:38 AM EDT
Producer Ann blows her top when she hears a sordid tail of a man "making love" to his dog Brutus
Monday, 6/25/2012 at 5:07 PM EDT
I love how adam decided to be an asshole and ran with it. Totally awesome
Friday, 6/22/2012 at 1:36 PM EDT
haha the goat campaign. Naaa means Naaa.
Tuesday, 5/22/2012 at 9:10 PM EDT
That was intense... I wonder what this guy is doing today?

A German sheperd?
Saturday, 2/18/2012 at 9:04 PM EST
Yeah, Sam sounds like a pain in the ass. I didn't like the holy-er than thou attitude.
Friday, 12/2/2011 at 2:08 AM EST
sam [girls with guy names = bad news] is a mega bitch as well
Friday, 12/2/2011 at 1:33 AM EST
caller james sounds like the hippie teacher from beavis and butthead.
Friday, 12/2/2011 at 1:31 AM EST
elliot is a piece of shit and ann is a mega bitch
Thursday, 10/13/2011 at 12:04 PM EDT
I don't think there's any chance it was a bogus call. The way he creeped out Adam, Drew, Producer Ann, Phone Screener Sherry, several other callers--you can't fake that.
Thursday, 10/13/2011 at 5:29 AM EDT
Reminds me of that Mr. Hands dude who died after taking a horse penis up the ass, which pierced his colon. I originally thought this caller was fake, and that he had been inspired by the story of Mr. Hands, because a lot of the details he gives match up with the backstory of Mr. Hands and how he met up with other zoosexuals over the internet, but then I saw that Mr. Hands died in 2005 and this is from 1998. So this has a very good chance of being true.
Friday, 9/23/2011 at 7:35 AM EDT
Relax Elliot. The people that run this site have taken lots of time to collect, edit, and host these files. They do it for free, and refuse any donation. They recently had to add the captcha system because people were using scripts to automatically download so many episodes that it slowed the server down for everyone. Be thankful for what we have, which is a great site where we can enjoy Loveline.
Friday, 9/23/2011 at 5:10 AM EDT
Fuck this website for not working at all on mobile phones. Get rid of that pointless captcha that pops up before each download. That download button should be a direct link to the mp3 so anyone anywhere can access it.
Monday, 5/23/2011 at 1:43 PM EDT
This one is crazy, did they ever have another call from the dog guy? Wonder whatever happened. So creepy and gross.
Wednesday, 5/18/2011 at 8:01 PM EDT
Also love the part where Adam says right before a break 'To summarize, James is 21 and having all kinds of sex with his dog...Drew and I are for it and the girls are against it and we welcome your remarks'
Wednesday, 5/18/2011 at 7:59 PM EDT
'Would you rather have your arm cut off or your dick?'
'Well my arm but not my left arm 'cause that's the one I use to touch my dick.'
Wednesday, 5/18/2011 at 7:51 PM EDT
Great ep!
Monday, 5/2/2011 at 9:04 PM EDT
does the dog wear a condom? that is what we need to know, remember to practice safe sex.
Monday, 4/18/2011 at 6:09 PM EDT
Here is another Producer Ann picture with Marcel & Rachtman. http://giovannigiorgio.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/dsc_0194.jpg
Tuesday, 4/12/2011 at 3:10 PM EDT
mohplaya: You don't see the actual "2 girls..." video, do you? I'm really not interested in that.
Tuesday, 4/12/2011 at 6:34 AM EDT
You can see producer Ann if you google- 2 girls 1 cup, loveline- Stryker is showing it to Drew & producer Ann and they filmed their reactions to it. Good stuff.
Monday, 4/11/2011 at 3:26 PM EDT
I agree wholeheartedly. Even though she doesn't do the whole "sexy voice" thing, Producer Ann _sounds_ extremely hot.
Monday, 4/11/2011 at 10:30 AM EDT
Monday, 4/11/2011 at 10:22 AM EDT
Anybody have any pictures of producer Ann? She sounds so hot
Sunday, 4/10/2011 at 2:00 PM EDT
Probably the most infamous episode in Loveline history, the main feature of this episode is a discussion with James. James has apparently trained his dog to anally penetrate him. This elicits a wide variety of responses from Adam, Drew, the staff and other callers, and it leads to some very interesting questions and frank responses. Definitely worth listening to (more than once) for any Loveline fan.
Thursday, 3/10/2011 at 6:10 PM EST
One of the funniest episodes ever. The dog jokes from Adam are priceless.
Monday, 1/31/2011 at 3:23 PM EST
Gotta be one of the best calls ever. I love how they devote almost the entire show to it. Also like it when a caller rips Adam and Drew at around 1:03. Doesn't happen very often.
Thursday, 5/20/2010 at 5:21 PM EDT
Is this the greatest website on the world?

Wow, this one super high quality Soundboard recording!

(Actually 9.5 out of 10 LL shows in this archive are pretty good quality, but this one is from Engineer Mike.)

This show features James The Zoosexual. The Dog Lover.

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