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Sunday, August 5, 2001
GUEST: no guest • HOST: Adam, Dr. Drew
Show Summary Audio quality is 10/10... Show More
Show Summary Audio quality is 10/10
The show starts out with Drew talking about the LA celebrity softball game. Adam makes fun of him for a girl getting him out.
First caller, Mike, says he met a girl online and later went to meet her in person. In turns out that she lived just a short distance away and Adam and Drew are amazed by this while caller Mike is not. Mike is from Poland and Adam declares we need to start up with Pollock jokes again.
Adam wants pharmaceutical companies to start cutting sterlization agents into anti-psychotic medication so nut jobs can't have baby nut jobs.
TONS of nutty callers in this episode. The 41:25 mark has the drop of the girl saying, 'I just wanted to get some dick.' The call itself is actually pretty sad, so it makes the drop a little less funny now that I know its origin.
At 1:04:55, Drew declares he's officially freaked out by the callers tonight. Adam says they should call it a night and play PSAs for the rest of the show.
I thought this show was fantastic. It was one of the few times we get to hear Drew as a defeated person as a result of the callers. Also, a caller starts spewing all sorts of praise on Adam and Drew, telling them how much he loves them, etc., and Adam's response is ripping a fart into the mic.
One mason jar call.
4.37 (73 votes)
Recording Information
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Length: 1:31:34
Size: 42 MB
Rates: 64 kbps / 44.100 kHz / mono
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Uploaded By: unclepenny on September 2, 2009
Views: 20,704
Downloads: 588
Call Listing (13)
Time Duration Call
4:27 4:59
Mike, M, 21
Met someone online, who lives near him, who wanted sex. He's not sure what to do.
virginity, online relationships
22:06 7:17
Claire, F, 17
Boyfriend urinated during 69 position.
oral sex
29:23 5:46
Marina, F, 17
Fooled around with 19 year old female cousin. Caller was molested by alcoholic dad.
sexual abuse by parent, bisexuality
35:09 10:32
Laura, F, 17
Lost virginity a month earlier. Doesn't feel anything for the guy. Classic Call. Source of the "I just wanted to get some dick" drop.
virginity, physical abuse by parent
46:23 3:08
Brian, M, 22
Wants to know what wellbutrin (bupropion) is.
52:15 10:27
Susan, F, 34
Is a virgin. Can't have relationships. Gives very quick yes/no answers. Comes up with weird reasons for things. Massive denial.
virginity
1:02:42 3:03
Brittany, F, 16
Claims to be girlfriend of previous caller. Ends up being the wrong guy.
1:05:49 3:45
Jennifer, F, 25
Boyfriend's daughter is acting out. White trash jamboree.
1:09:57 2:02
Jennifer, F, 25
Part 2. Has three kids. Was a heroin addict. Boyfriend is 40 and drives a tow truck.
1:13:01 3:26
Chad, M, 21
Has suffered from depression for a long time. Now is suicidal.
1:16:27 4:08
Jessica, F, 18
22 year old boyfriend once gave a male friend oral sex years ago. Is freaked out about it.
bisexuality
1:21:01 3:19
Roger, M
Has compliments for Adam and Drew. Girlfriend is on Depo-Provera and claims to be pregnant.
pregnancy, comment for host, birth control
1:24:23 6:17
Angel, F, 30
Has been married for 2 years. Husband takes a long time to ejaculate. Has a few other complaints.
Comments (23)
Monday, 3/13/2017 at 2:44 PM EDT
Monday, 3/13/2017 at 2:42 PM EDT
Guy calls in at the end and sincerely thanks them for what they do for the young people of the country. Ace says, "Thank you!" and immediately rips a huge fart into the mic. 1:20:30. 5/5
Monday, 2/6/2017 at 6:37 PM EST
You wanna know what Laura wants? 41:26
Tuesday, 12/6/2016 at 7:20 AM EST
Caller Laura's life story is seriously out of a movie. Getting drunk, sneaking out of her house to meet up with 4 guys at a church to go off and lose her virginity to all of them at the same time. None of them could get hard, and she was verbally harassing them for not being able to get their dicks hard, she is, I would assume, laying there spread out naked on the bed while four naked backwoods white boys jerk off their limp dicks. I agree with Drew this episode is really overwhelming.
Wednesday, 1/13/2016 at 10:59 AM EST
one of the best eps i've ever heard
Tuesday, 1/13/2015 at 11:48 PM EST
Such a great episode!! Every single caller is absolutely insane.
Wednesday, 5/21/2014 at 9:04 AM EDT
Guy calls in who sounds a lot like a teenage Borat.
Sunday, 3/23/2014 at 4:24 PM EDT
Yet another appearance by my one of all-time favorites, Gay Caller Brian. After the original guy (and I don't even know what his official record was), Brian is the most prolific and successful Mason Jar caller of the Adam era. He's the one who did the "talking balls" bit, and he made many non-bogus calls as well.

GCB uses a (very bad) fake Southern drawl here, but his regular "gay accent" is unmistakable, and he never even used fake names. Still Drew never recognized him.
Wednesday, 8/21/2013 at 8:45 PM EDT
Caller: I look up to her a lot.
Adam: sure you do you guys are 69ing you gotta look up

CLASSIC!!!
Wednesday, 5/1/2013 at 3:10 PM EDT
Ridiculous callers
Friday, 4/19/2013 at 7:14 PM EDT
Conceited chick calls in who claims a previous male caller was talking about her but none of what she says matches up with what he said.....like...at all. She finally says "well I only heard the end of the call, but I'm pretty sure he was talking about me."

He wasn't. She couldn't have been farther off. The guys put her on hold because the only reason they let her jump over all the other callers who'd been waiting on hold was because she claimed to be responding the the guy caller. So she's either a conceited nut or a pushy liar. Or both. Either way, she falls in line with the rest of the callers tonight. Others have already said it, but this is a nutty, nutty night.
Monday, 2/11/2013 at 12:55 PM EST
The night of demented calls!
Sunday, 8/26/2012 at 7:33 PM EDT
Great show. Every call is weird and hilarious in some way. Adam and Drew are on the ball. 5/5
Sunday, 8/26/2012 at 10:35 AM EDT
Caller: I am a virgin and she asked me for sex, so i didn't know what to do, or even what i should think

Adam: I see, and um... well what what you should think is great, im not gonna be a virgin much longer, and what you should do is have sex

HAHAHAHAHA
Sunday, 8/26/2012 at 9:23 AM EDT
I thought I'd praised this show here, but it must have been on the mahalo board. Anyway, this show is a genuine classic. I'm not sure why this is--maybe because of the affiliates they had that year--but 2001 was a great year for bizarre calls. I'm talking degenerates, perverts, creeps, hillbillies and menaces to society.
Sunday, 8/26/2012 at 8:36 AM EDT
I really hate to triple comment on this but fuck, this show was great. Literally every caller was nuts.
Sunday, 8/26/2012 at 7:55 AM EDT
Also a good Mason Jar call
Sunday, 8/26/2012 at 7:53 AM EDT
Hilarious call with hillbilly girl "I just wanted some dick"
Monday, 2/27/2012 at 3:09 PM EST
The restaurant they're referring to in Ann Arbor is called the Gandy Dancer. Great place.
Tuesday, 12/13/2011 at 1:50 AM EST
Callers are crazier than usual this night, awesome show
Thursday, 8/5/2010 at 6:41 PM EDT
Audio quality is 10/10
The show starts out with Drew talking about the LA celebrity softball game. Adam makes fun of him for a girl getting him out.
First caller, Mike, says he met a girl online and later went to meet her in person. In turns out that she lived just a short distance away and Adam and Drew are amazed by this while caller Mike is not. Mike is from Poland and Adam declares we need to start up with Pollock jokes again.
Adam wants pharmaceutical companies to start cutting sterlization agents into anti-psychotic medication so nut jobs can't have baby nut jobs.
TONS of nutty callers in this episode. The 41:25 mark has the drop of the girl saying, 'I just wanted to get some dick.' The call itself is actually pretty sad, so it makes the drop a little less funny now that I know its origin.
At 1:04:55, Drew declares he's officially freaked out by the callers tonight. Adam says they should call it a night and play PSAs for the rest of the show.
I thought this show was fantastic. It was one of the few times we get to hear Drew as a defeated person as a result of the callers. Also, a caller starts spewing all sorts of praise on Adam and Drew, telling them how much he loves them, etc., and Adam's response is ripping a fart into the mic.
One mason jar call.
Saturday, 5/29/2010 at 11:27 PM EDT
Caller makes the statement "I just wanted to get some dick" and it becomes a drop.
Drew recaps his celebrity softball game


Audio quality is 10/10
The show starts out with Drew talking about the LA celebrity softball game. Adam makes fun of him for a girl getting him out.
First caller, Mike, says he met a girl online and later went to meet her in person. In turns out that she lived just a short distance away and Adam and Drew are amazed by this while caller Mike is not. Mike is from Poland and Adam declares we need to start up with Pollock jokes again.
Adam wants pharmaceutical companies to start cutting sterlization agents into anti-psychotic medication so nut jobs can't have baby nut jobs.
TONS of nutty callers in this episode. The 41:25 mark has the drop of the girl saying, 'I just wanted to get some dick.' The call itself is actually pretty sad, so it makes the drop a little less funny now that I know its origin.
At 1:04:55, Drew declares he's officially freaked out by the callers tonight. Adam says they should call it a night and play PSAs for the rest of the show.
I thought this show was fantastic. It was one of the few times we get to hear Drew as a defeated person as a result of the callers. Also, a caller starts spewing all sorts of praise on Adam and Drew, telling them how much he loves them, etc., and Adam's response is ripping a fart into the mic.
One mason jar call.
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