Tuesday, July 31st, 2001 - #1523
Guest: David Alan Grier
Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Show Summary:
INCOMPLETE TRANSCRIBING
LOVELINE 2001-07-31
ADAM CAROLLA and DR DREW
DAVID ALAN GRIER - comedian
INTRODUCTION
0000 AC: "Board-certified internist"
DAG as hypo-manic
Upcoming Irvine Improv show
Discusses In Living Color
0330 DAG: What is the #1 cause of hemerrhoids in America?
DD: Genetics, not enough bulk-in diet
DAG cracks anal joke, AC writes punchline down on scratch-pad
0420 DAG: Radio programme is better than MTV show because on radio they get the real sickos
0505 DAG: "Lets take some calls, lets heal some babies." '
DAG To DD: Is anti-anxiety medication Xanax addicting?
DD: profoundly...
[ex. patients with surgical complications become dependent on morphine and go through
withdrawal in recovery, but they don't think about the drug again after withdrawal is over]
0740 CALL 01
BRITNEY, 14
Has given head 22 times; can exposure to semen be harmful?
DD: STDs and nausea
XXXX CALL 02
JARED, 19
Can virgins be loose?
DD: No looser than a non-virgin; based on anatomy
XXXX CALL 03
MEGAN, 20
Admits to being a little crazy; might be because she's female
Should she meet her biological mother?
DD: Because of circumstances, maybe. Don't hold high expectations.
DAG requests a group-hug
XXXX CALL 04
ASHLEY, 18
Angry that having had many boyfriends results in women being labelled a slut.
Hosts uncover that she is a chaste cheerleader, which explains her 'energy'.
Ashley cheers, Adam cheers, DAG cheers
XXXX BANTER
AC and DAG roast Margaret Cho [comedian, actress]. DAG makes fat gesture, AC translates joke.
AC tells story of Cho coming onto him
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Size: 42.30 MB
Length: 1:32:24
Bitrate: 64kb/s CBR
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Jarrod, M, 19
Can a girl who's a virgin be really loose? "There are some girls who have a two-car garage." - DAG
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Dawn, F, 17
She and her boyfriend are into blood play, have a lot of piercings, enjoy cutting during sex. Is it easy to get STDs because of that?
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INCOMPLETE TRANSCRIBING
LOVELINE 2001-07-31
ADAM CAROLLA and DR DREW
DAVID ALAN GRIER – comedian
INTRODUCTION
0000 AC: “Board-certified internist”
DAG as hypo-manic
Upcoming Irvine Improv show
Discusses In Living Color
0330 DAG: What is the #1 cause of hemerrhoids in America?
DD: Genetics, not enough bulk-in diet
DAG cracks anal joke, AC writes punchline down on scratch-pad
0420 DAG: Radio programme is better than MTV show because on radio they get the real sickos
0505 DAG: “Lets take some calls, lets heal some babies.” ‘
DAG To DD: Is anti-anxiety medication Xanax addicting?
DD: profoundly…
[ex. patients with surgical complications become dependent on morphine and go through
withdrawal in recovery, but they don’t think about the drug again after withdrawal is over]
0740 CALL 01
BRITNEY, 14
Has given head 22 times; can exposure to semen be harmful?
DD: STDs and nausea
XXXX CALL 02
JARED, 19
Can virgins be loose?
DD: No looser than a non-virgin; based on anatomy
XXXX CALL 03
MEGAN, 20
Admits to being a little crazy; might be because she’s female
Should she meet her biological mother?
DD: Because of circumstances, maybe. Don’t hold high expectations.
DAG requests a group-hug
XXXX CALL 04
ASHLEY, 18
Angry that having had many boyfriends results in women being labelled a slut.
Hosts uncover that she is a chaste cheerleader, which explains her ‘energy’.
Ashley cheers, Adam cheers, DAG cheers
XXXX BANTER
AC and DAG roast Margaret Cho [comedian, actress]. DAG makes fat gesture, AC translates joke.
AC tells story of Cho coming onto him
DAG. What’s not to like? On Dr. Drew from the beginning to past the end.
Source of Adam and DAG’s cheer drops at 25:00
The Australian Walking Catfish bit is great about 53 min in. “They will actually walk, from the back door to the front door. And jump in there.”
The part at 21:34 about Roseanne’s birth child is hysterical. DAG says, “Sometimes it’s not about money, it’s about a hug, you know?” in one of his voices. Slayed me.
@23 minutesish virgin cheerleader calls in and she’s pissed at life
Some of the best dag vomiting. Super stupid calls too, priceless loveline.
Yet another great DAG show. Bravo
I normally don’t return to shows I have already heard – there’s so many I haven’t listened to yet – but it’s so fun to revisit the DAG shows every now and then!
ick. DAG eps are THE WORST. i don’t understand why people confuse rapid-fire manic outbursts with wit. DAG is everything adam isn’t, and his non-sequitur screaming makes these eps effing unlistenable
DAG is a genius. Pay closer attention to what’s going on and learn what non-sequitur means, matty.
0:25:04 DAG does his first cheer
0:25:54 Origin of Adam’s cheer “Here we come a truckin’ in”
0:26:09 Origin of DAG’s cheer “See my finger, see my thumb…”
0:28:46 DAG’s impersonation of Margaret Cho
Dawn is definitely certifiable. Nobody in their right mind starts cutting themselves out of nowhere when they’re stressed out. She has a weird, empty cadence.
Not liking DAG means you’re still in the yummy phase.