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Sunday, December 3, 2000
GUEST: Jimmy Kimmel • HOST: Adam, Dr. Drew
Guest Info Jimmy Kimmel is an American television host and comedian. He is the host of Jimmy Kimmel Live!, a late-night talk show that airs on ABC. Prior to that, Kimmel was best known as the co-host of Comedy Central's The Man Show and Win Ben Stein's Money.
Show Summary Adam and Drew open the show by listing Jimmy's resume beats such as: "You can also find Jimmy on the Fox NFL Sunday pregame show. Drew: Strangely I haven't seen him on there." Adam: "That's because... Show More
Show Summary Adam and Drew open the show by listing Jimmy's resume beats such as: "You can also find Jimmy on the Fox NFL Sunday pregame show. Drew: Strangely I haven't seen him on there." Adam: "That's because it has to do with sports and straight guys like sports. You gays are watching ice dancing." Drew: "My boys seem to love it." Adam: "Oh is one straight now?" Jimmy will arrive at the 10 minute mark, after the second caller.

Adam announces that he has gas tonight and that Jimmy told him he had gas as well. He goes on to compare their respective ass prowess to each others.

Caller Matt is 16 and got his nipples pierced. They're now red and swollen and he thinks they could be infected. Drew says to always go to a reputable piercing place. Adam: "What piercing place is reputable? Have you seen these places? The guys who work at these places look like the guy on the cover of The Hills Have Eyes."

Sam, 15, calls to talk about his father who was busted for crack a year ago. He went to rehab and they told him that he's not actually addicted, but just uses crack "casually."

Jimmy arrives and says he was listening to the show on the way over and overheard the gas conversation. He said he tried to muster up a fart to lay on the guys but he doesn't want to have an accident. He says he crapped himself on the Man Show once and Adam confirms.

After some discussion, Jimmy says he's disappointed he hasn't farted yet and asks Drew what a good method to muster up gas is. Drew tells him to just swallow a bunch of air. Jimmy: "You don't have any raw vegetables in that vending machine do you?" Drew: "No, but there's some bugs." Jimmy: "Oh yeah, I heard you ate some worms." This of course, in reference to the infamous and hilarious moth night on Loveline from the 11/29/2000 show with Everclear as a guest. If you haven't heard that one yet, check it out after this one. Drew gets a sack of peanuts from the vending machine, chows down on the entire bag, only to realize as he reaches the bottom that it was filled with moths. Hilarious radio. Adam: "Did you feel your stool hovering around the porch light?"

Peter, 19, got an older (27) coworker pregnant. The guys aren't sure he's for real. He tries to get the girl to get on the phone to confirm it but she doesn't want to talk.

Dale, 18, calls to talk about the Man Show segment where they show x-rays of things people put up their butts. Drew says anyone who's ever worked in an ER has dealt with a lot of this sort of thing. He says he recalls a guy who shoved a large grapefruit up his ass and ended up rupturing his colon and dieing. Adam: "Drew, why do you need the x-ray. Some guy comes in and tells you he has a lamp in his ass, you don't take his word for it?" Adam says they have these mob doctors who will pull a bullet out of you and not call the cops, why can't they have a "homo doctor" for these situations.

Lisa, 27, went on a date with a guy, went back to his place and started making out with him. He kept taking it further than she wanted and "before I knew it, he was inside." She says she should've been more assertive but she felt guilty because "well...I let him get this far." lol. Women are nuts. Adam asks if she is overweight and, yes she is. He does the radio math on her and she's over two bills.

Jake, 19, asks Drew to clarify his position on spanking and if it's really abuse. Drew says the threshold seems to be when an object is brought into the punishment. Jake says he and his sister were both hit with a belt when they were growing up and they're just fine. Adam: "Ask your coworkers about that."

They come back from break and Jimmy talks about his brilliant idea for biodegradable Christmas lights. They last for about a month and then they get eaten by squirrels or birds. Adam shits on his idea by saying that if it ever rained while they were up, they would deteriorate. Adam one-ups him with is idea of Christmas light goggles. No matter what the kid looks at, it appears to be covered with lights. Brilliant.

Alex, 16, asks for Jimmy's Super Bowl prediction. He says Vikings/Dolphins. Sounds laughable now given those teams' lack of success currently, but they both made the playoffs in 2000. The Vikings made it all the way to the NFC Championship but got dismantled 41-0 by the Giants.

Shannon, 25, calls in to piggy-back on caller Lisa's call from earlier about being forced into sex after a date. Her situation is kind of the same as Lisa's. She was getting hot and heavy and went into the bedroom with the guy. She never actually told him to stop what he was doing and she said it would've been less objectionable if he had gone and put on a condom. She would've said yes. So how can she call this rape again, or even imply that it was rape-like? The guy isn't psychic and she laid down all the symbols that she was down for sex. Add to that the fact that she never said no. Is the guy supposed to psychicly divine that she'd rather not have sex? And if he doesn't, he's a rapist? In both Lisa and Shannon's scenario, it sounds like a case of buyer's remorse or guilt over having sex.

Stephanie, 16, tested positive for Chlamydia. The doctor told her to call all the people she's been with to warn them. Jimmy says he would never do that and how bad could it really be if it's something you don't even realize you have until someone tells you. Drew: "It's the leading cause of infertility in the country." Jimmy: "Then we need more of it."

Adam lays out his cyanide capsule idea for Jimmy. They had a young guy who called in the previous week who took a dude home from a gay club, and his mother walked in on him performing oral sex on himself while the guy laid next to him in bed and masturbated. Adam says as a parent you should always keep a cyanide capsule in your cheek, but as you enter your kid's bedroom, slide it between your teeth in the back of your mouth and if you ever see him performing oral on himself while a guy in a leather vest jacks off, you just bite down on it and you'll be dead before you hit the ground, like a Nazi war criminal.

Brandon, 20, wants to know when the most fertile time for a woman is because he had sex with his fiance and the condom broke. She says she's not comfortable with the morning after pill. Jimmy: "Well everybody loves mashed potatoes, right? Does she love mashed potatoes? Just crush one of those pills up in there for her."

Darren, 22, went on a camping trip while in the scouts and his scoutmaster convinced the kids that the best way to stay warm in the night was to take all their clothes off and huddle together for body warmth. No funny business went on according to Darren, but yeah that's strange.

The guys discuss Adam's terrible family and he discusses the decorative popcorn tin that he had to crap in when he was exiled to the garage to live. Drew: "Until it was full?" Adam: "Well it wasn't heaping. I leveled it off with a yard stick." Jimmy incredulously recounts the time Adam came over and whipped his dick out and tried pissing in his kid's sandbox until Jimmy stopped him.

Kim, 17, calls to ask about the risks involved with liposuction. Adam: "Men really aren't as into this as women like to think. Men like a little curves...especially black men. Look at Lisa from earlier, she's a little overweight and she got raped no problem."

Henry, 18, is the guy who keeps parking on Adam's gravel outside of his house and leaving burnout marks. He proves it by reading a note that Adam left on his car. Jimmy asks how tall he is and he says 6'2". Jimmy says they need to recruit him for basketball since he lives in the neighborhood.

Doug, 28: "I have a problem with beastiality." Jimmy: "It sounds like you have NO problem with beastiality." Doug: "I'm not the best looking guy in the world." Jimmy: "I disagree." Doug: "My teeth are rotted out." Jimmy: "If you chew the milkbones it keeps them strong and healthy." Drew asks if he uses a condom and he says no. Drew: "You'd really aught to wear a condom when you do this." Adam: "Isn't that too much forethought? Aren't you really admitting to something at that point?" Adam says if he does use a condom, not to use sheepskin because it would just be too ironic. Jimmy: "That's incest." Ann jumps in on the call and abuses Doug as she did with James the Zoosexual from the 1/18/1998 show (the golden standard of animal fucking calls).

Classic show and as of this writing is the highest rated show on the site. It's pretty fantastic wire-to-wire.

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4.62 (138 votes)
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Call Listing (14)
Time Duration Call
5:14 2:08
Matt, M, 16
Got his nipples pierced, thinks they might be infected.
7:36 1:52
Sam, M, 15
Father busted for crack use. Is he an addict? Drew recommends Alateen.
addict parents
15:07 2:41
Peter, M, 19
Got a 27 year old coworker pregnant.
18:46 2:12
Dale, M, 18
Has a question about the Man Show.
comment for host, comment for guest
24:43 7:05
Lisa, F, 27
Went on a date and was forced into sex. Wants to know if she was raped.
rape/molestation
32:45 2:36
Jake, M, 19
Was spanked with belt as child. Asking about spanking his kids.
physical abuse by parent
39:12 1:22
Alex, M, 16
Asks for Jimmy's Super Bowl prediction.
comment for guest
41:20 4:00
Shannon, F, 25
Had an experience similar to Lisa's.
48:30 4:21
Stephanie, F, 16
Stephanie has chlamydia and has been calling her partners to let them know.
other STDs
54:39 3:34
Brandon, M, 20
Condom broke and his girlfriend doesn't want to take the morning after pill.
pregnancy, condoms
1:13:26 3:18
Henry, M, 18
Is the person responsible for burning out in Ace's gravel. Reads the note left for him by Adam.
comment for host
1:18:59 7:01
Doug, M, 28
Can't meet women and has sex with his goat. Drew recommends using a condom. (Part 1)
bestiality
1:26:38 5:59
Doug, M, 28
Can't meet women and has sex with his goat. Drew recommends using a condom. (Part 2)
bestiality
1:32:57 1:37
Doug, M, 28
Can't meet women and has sex with his goat. Drew recommends using a condom. (Part 3)
bestiality
Comments (34)
Thursday, 10/20/2016 at 9:25 PM EDT
I made a recording of the now infamous "Angora Love" episode the weekend after it first went out! I didn't think anyone would believe me if I told them about it!
Where I resided, the show's first hour would repeat after the sign-off & then during the weekend the station had the "Best Of Loveline" & replayed highlight segments from the previous week, so I have a great quality recording of this and the follow up call from an episode from the following week...
Doug the Hill-Billy-Goat-gruff called back...
So if anyone thinks the caller was a fake; I don't think he was.... He called back in the following week with a surprise revelation! Anyone remember what that was??? I may have to get round to digitizing my tapes....
Friday, 5/20/2016 at 8:21 PM EDT
Adam and Jimmy's chemistry just perfect pitch. I really wish they had more episodes together. There's never been a better show for two people to just play off each other's humor. Add retarded callers and these shows are gold.
Saturday, 4/2/2016 at 8:54 AM EDT
Eh, which is what he already said below, I need to pay more attention.
Friday, 4/1/2016 at 7:22 PM EDT
I think what benz041 meant when he said the goat-effer call didn't feel legitimate was that it may have been staged by Jimmy and/or Adam and not simply a bogus call.
Friday, 4/1/2016 at 11:46 AM EDT
Adam is famous for his lack of preparation on this show. I can't imagine him taking the time to cook up the goat call.
Thursday, 2/18/2016 at 12:43 PM EST
@OscarMilde

Maybe my comment was a little ambiguous -- I'm saying I always wondered whether this one segment may have been cooked up by the fellas (Adam and Jimmy). It just seems too perfect.
Tuesday, 11/17/2015 at 7:18 PM EST
@benz041 - You've only doubted the legitimacy of one call ever? There are BS calls every night. They either sucked or didn't care about catching them. Drew can pick out the bogus calls sometimes right away but other times, it's painfully obvious that it's fake and he's going on and on talking to them.
Tuesday, 10/20/2015 at 2:53 PM EDT
It's dealin' days at 45:44 !
Tuesday, 6/16/2015 at 4:47 AM EDT
what's going on with Drews voice cracking up here and there on this one? They do talk about their lack of sleep, especially Drew. Guessing that'd be it.
Sunday, 5/31/2015 at 11:15 PM EDT
I don't mean to be sacrilegious here, but the goat caller is the only segment in the history of loveline that I've ever doubted the legitimacy of. It just seems too perfect that this caller chooses a Jimmy Kimmel night, and I always thought Adam and Jimmy are way less shocked than I'd anticipate, especially in the early part of the call. . Also, Doug the goat caller seems to have a pretty good sense of comedic timing. I've always thought that maybe Jimmy and Adam cooked up this segment and had a buddy (Man Show writer?) call in unbeknownst to Drew (who I don't suspect here).

I could definitely be wrong and would be interested in your takes on it.
Friday, 3/6/2015 at 2:58 AM EST
Jimmy Kimmel should have been a third host on Loveline. He is perfect on here. This episode is hilarious! 5 star show for sure.
Wednesday, 10/15/2014 at 12:58 AM EDT
Jimmy is one of the best guests, he seems to be able to keep Adam "in control" more than any other guest and it makes sense why. He's probably a little funnier in this too
Tuesday, 3/11/2014 at 9:32 AM EDT
Adam lays out his cyanide capsule idea for Jimmy. They had a young guy who called in the previous week who took a dude home from a gay club, and his mother walked in on him performing oral sex on himself while the guy laid next to him in bed and masturbated. Adam says as a parent you should always keep a cyanide capsule in your cheek, but as you enter your kid's bedroom, slide it between your teeth in the back of your mouth and if you ever see him performing oral on himself while a guy in a leather vest jacks off, you just bite down on it and you'll be dead before you hit the ground, like a Nazi war criminal.

Kim, 17, calls to ask about the risks involved with liposuction. Adam: "Men really aren't as into this as women like to think. Men like a little curves...especially black men. Look at Lisa from earlier, she's a little overweight and she got raped no problem."

Doug, 28: "I have a problem with beastiality." Jimmy: "It sounds like you have NO problem with beastiality." Doug: "I'm not the best looking guy in the world." Jimmy: "I disagree." Doug: "My teeth are rotted out." Jimmy: "If you chew the milkbones it keeps them strong and healthy." Drew asks if he uses a condom and he says no. Drew: "You'd really aught to wear a condom when you do this." Adam: "Isn't that too much forethought? Aren't you really admitting to something at that point?" Ann jumps in on the call and abuses Doug as she did with James the Zoosexual from the 1/18/1998 show (the golden standard of animal fucking calls).
Sunday, 3/9/2014 at 3:17 AM EDT
Around 1:11:45 Adam and Jimmy joke about bulimia in girls who are in dance and ice skating, poking at Dr.Drew who has his daughter in ice skating.

Well coincidentally in February 2014 Drews daughter Paulina comes out publicly about her struggles with bulimia.

Thought that was interesting.
Wednesday, 4/10/2013 at 10:59 PM EDT
That goat caller seemed bogus to me. It was pretty over the top.
Monday, 3/4/2013 at 8:53 AM EST
Nothing gets Ann's goat like zoophilia.
Saturday, 2/23/2013 at 10:12 AM EST
how'd he get her upstairs......ice cream
Sunday, 10/21/2012 at 3:26 PM EDT
I can't believe it was so long ago that Jimmy Kimmel was up and coming and "The Man Show" was just airing.
Tuesday, 9/18/2012 at 1:58 AM EDT
A lot of subtle, high-brow humor in this show. The BMW kid was awesome to hear and the goat call is legendary.
Tuesday, 8/14/2012 at 12:42 AM EDT
Very good episode. I would have rated it a high 4, but the final call nudges it up to a 5. Not sure it deserves the top rating it currently has as there are some better episodes out there, but without a doubt worth a listen (or 2) for Adam era Loveline fans. Believe I heard this live when in High School and it has aged fine.
Wednesday, 2/15/2012 at 1:03 AM EST
oh man this goat call is fantastic
Friday, 12/23/2011 at 5:41 PM EST
Taint!!!!! (Used in an exclamatory happy way:D lol)
Thursday, 12/15/2011 at 11:50 PM EST
8:55 kid says "fuck" on the air and it gets through because Anderson tries to bleep it too soon.
Friday, 12/9/2011 at 10:23 AM EST
Ah...great episode. Jimmy always brings it and this is one of his best appearances with lots of great one-liners. I dare say he is funnier in this one episode than Adam is in most others.
Thursday, 8/4/2011 at 6:13 PM EDT
Ann was kinda of a bitch to Doug but hilarious enough.
classic episode just pure greatness
Wednesday, 8/3/2011 at 7:02 PM EDT
the cyanide pill bit around 53:00 is ridiculously funny
Wednesday, 8/3/2011 at 6:04 PM EDT
Drew is funny in the beginning - re; how early his kids wake up on Sunday:

Adam: "Could you drug them?"
Drew: "I would if I could"
Adam: "They're going to make great garbagemen some day"
Monday, 7/4/2011 at 1:21 PM EDT
"When I was 17 I had sex with one of the managers from Miller's Outpost. His name was Dave." LOL
Wednesday, 6/1/2011 at 12:29 AM EDT
Great episode. You can't got wrong with Jimmy Kimmel with Adam.
Saturday, 3/26/2011 at 7:18 AM EDT
The final 20 minutes of this show are legendary. First we get the call from Adam's neighbor and then one of the funniest calls in the history of Loveline, the hillbilly goat rapist. I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe, it's pure Loveline Hall of Fame material.
Saturday, 2/26/2011 at 2:00 AM EST
"Smoldering infection" is now one of the top 10 gross phrases in my vocabulary. This is such an awesome program.
Monday, 1/24/2011 at 9:58 AM EST
First mention of the infamous decorative popcorn tin.
Monday, 12/20/2010 at 4:19 PM EST
This ep also includes funny Kimmel drops and jokes. Also includes the call from Adam's neighbor who was burning out on Adam's lawn which Adam left a note on his windshield.
Saturday, 5/15/2010 at 5:43 PM EDT
The infamous goat call is at the end of this episode.
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