Calls & Tags (25)

• call

  00:05:26

  2m49s

  Joe, M, 29

  Is it normal for your balls to be colder than your body? Joe is deemed a moron. Previous LSD use may explain that. Handyman. Shocking.

  acid/LSD

  saltydog75
• call

  00:08:20

  2m8s

  Quinn, M, 13

  Do animals masturbate? Bonobo monkey talk. “Do dogs suck their dicks?”, asks young Quinn.

  saltydog75
• call

  00:11:02

  2m23s

  Jack, M, 16

  Little bro cross dresses. Will he be gay? Drew says normal. Found a commercial MTV did for Loveline. Naturally neither A nor D was in it.

  comment for host history of the show homosexuality

  saltydog75
• call

  00:13:52

  0m57s

  Jose, M, 14

  Jose stumbles out of the box and is hung up on.

  saltydog75
• call

  00:14:49

  4m27s

  Max, M, 30

  Super-annoying Max needs his balls slapped. Adam says he’d kill himself if he had to hang out with Max. This listener agrees.

  comment for host

  saltydog75
• call

  00:19:37

  0m36s

  Paul, M, 24

  Paul’s nuts hurt. Adam: “I WANT TO TALK VAGINA”. Back to hold for Paul.

  saltydog75
• call

  00:20:13

  3m54s

  Carol, M, 17

  Carol is f—king nuts.

  antidepressant medications (Prozac, Zoloft, Wellbutrin, etc.) bipolar/manic-depressive disorder comment for guest mood-stabilizing medications (Lithobid, Depakote, etc.)

  saltydog75
• call

  00:26:16

  4m54s

  Michelle, F, 14

  How to break up with 21 yo BF? We learn they met at a water park. She ran away. Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy.

  abusive/absent father addict parents age difference alcohol antidepressant medications (Prozac, Zoloft, Wellbutrin, etc.) emotional abuse by parent physical abuse by parent running away from home

  saltydog75
• call

  00:31:35

  2m59s

  Mark, M, 15

  30 minutes ago he got semen in his eyes. Adam demands to hear the flushing process in the sink. Musing on old people with huge glasses.

  saltydog75
• call

  00:34:35

  5m17s

  Anthony, M, 17

  GF’s parents found out they’re having sex. They want an apology. Diary talk. Adam’s Decoy Diary invention.

  dating

  saltydog75
• call

  00:41:13

  2m33s

  David, M, 26

  Met a woman at the club and got a shot of milk when he sucked on her nipple. “It was sour and salty”. Adam: “You sure it wasn’t a dude?”

  pregnancy

  saltydog75
• call

  00:44:01

  2m32s

  Ashley, F, 14

  Has a crush on a guy in her PE class. School sports talk.

  flirting/making the first move

  saltydog75
• call

  00:48:25

  2m28s

  Paul, M, 24

  Back from hold, Paul talks ball pain. Drew blames his meds.

  saltydog75
• call

  00:51:02

  1m39s

  Michelle, F, 18

  Can bf sucking on newly pierced nipples cause problems?

  piercings

  saltydog75
• call

  00:54:23

  5m14s

  Lindsay, M

  6 months pregnant, father hasn’t told his parents, he’s with a new girl. “This guy’s an asshole… can I say that?”. Absent dad. Shocking.

  abusive/absent father pregnancy

  saltydog75
• call

  01:03:17

  0m43s

  Mike, M

  Mike snores gently in the background.

  saltydog75
• call

  01:04:00

  1m55s

  Belinda, M, 19

  Lost virginity, now has bumps on her vagina. STD? Drew suspects an infected gland.

  saltydog75
• call

  01:10:15

  1m28s

  Brenda, F, 22

  Has had a period 4 months straight. Meds could be to blame. Has Grave’s disease.

  period/PMS

  saltydog75
• call

  01:11:59

  1m13s

  Michael, M, 21, Bakersfield

  How did James become an actor?

  comment for guest

  saltydog75
• call

  01:13:58

  1m37s

  Kenny, M

  Was at the Man Show trampoline cattle call.

  comment for host

  saltydog75
• call

  01:15:40

  3m3s

  Sheila, F, 25

  Saw a man with two penises in a porn. Adam’s theory on trusses.

  saltydog75
• call

  01:21:19

  4m5s

  George, M, 16

  Called in last week asking for speech advice. Now needs another one due to a run-off.

  saltydog75
• call

  01:27:39

  1m15s

  Carrie, F, 19

  Sores on her body. See a doctor. History of meth use. Drew suspects picker’s syndrome.

  methamphetamine/meth/speed

  saltydog75
• call

  01:29:06

  1m23s

  Kevin, M, 27

  Do pheremones work? Kevin’s 27, folks.

  saltydog75
• call

  01:31:27

  1m47s

  Jen, M, 22

  Can’t meet guys.

  flirting/making the first move

  saltydog75