Thursday, September 30th, 1999 - #1045
Guest: no guest
Host: Adam, Dr. Bruce Heischober
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Show Summary:
Call from Frank the "Mason Jar" caller.
Recording Info:
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Size: 132.38 MB
Length: 1:36:24
Bitrate: 192kb/s CBR
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Adam invites a listener to join the show, but she doesn’t show up until the last break. Good show overall.
Actually the show from several days earlier with Eminem
Good show, interesting calls and Adam bagging on Bruce never gets old.
Original Mason Jar guy calls early in the show
it seems liek around the 50 minute mark some politically incorrect material was deleted…
100% Guarantee these were not altered in any way. Dr. Bruce sent these tapes in from his pricate archive to be shared with us all, Board transfers from Engineer Mike at the old KROQ Studios, I’d say it was a tape swap issue, most cassettes were 45mins A&B Side give or take. Reduce a commercial break and there is a loss of a little bit. That’s just my opinion who knows until WW1/Dial Global releases the official archives…
Crazy girl named Jennifer calls in and:
“Um, I’m a real attractive woman and stuff, the problem is that I like being in love and a lot of men are attracted to me and they have no problem, you know, being turned on or whatever and ah, I’m not into, I can’t have an orgasm, you know, with them, you know I’m not having intercourse, I’d rather wait till I actually am in love and feel loved by someone because it’s really frustrating because you know I, I, I, well you don’t know but I like being in a committed relationship but there’s a difference between being in love with someone and a guy thinks you’re hot and, you know, wants to bang you, and because you know, I’m attractive a lot of men are physically attracted to me and they’re very aggressive towards the sexual thing towards me and they try to please me and stuff but I can’t have an orgasm and it’s really frustrating because I just…..
Adam cuts her off: “Let me get this straight. You’re good looking?”
The girl goes on to ramble about her astrological sign and its massive influence on her disposition. She sounds like a goddamn meth addict. They tell her to come down to the studio since she’s right in Hollywood and they’ll take a look-see. She kind of freaks the hell out and says no.
Bruce tells her that she’s passing up a big opportunity.
Jennifer: “Why because he’s so good looking?”
Bruce: “Well….”
Jennifer: “No because I’m looking for a man that can satisfy me sexually as much I can satisfy him.”
Adam: “Honey, I’ll get the best blow job you’ll ever give.”
haha! Fantastic line.
Another Adam quote from this episode provided with no context whatsoever:
“Jesus died on the cross so you could keep your legs crossed.”
ok show. he makes fun of bruce alot and it was irritating because it became obvious that he wanted control of the whole show. unfortunately he couldn’t keep this funny enough for me because he repeated jokes instead of cracking from the top of the head, which we all know is where he really shines.
Mason jar dude calls. Adam kinda passive aggressively or just aggressively attacks him and I could see why. Bruce is actually pretty funny in this
I love the Dr’s humor and his infamous ‘barking dogs’ bad joke reference.
Who the hell thinks Bruce is funny? What’s funny about a condescending, judgmental, passive-aggressive born again fundamentalist who bumbles his way through half-conceived puns? He has no business being on the radio. Boooo… fucking booo.
I hate Bruce. Way too judgmental and has weird proclamations of violence he could never fulfill.
It’s kind of annoying how much Adam hated Dr. Bruce. I think it is because Bruce tries to be involved with the show more than Drew did and it made Adam insecure.
Crazy that she actually came down to the studio.
7:04 is Tucson Thomas, the original Mason Jar caller, clearly targeting a night when Drew wasn’t there to bust him. He’s calling with a bogus story about how a woman would sleep with him if he lost 20 lbs in a month. Bruce: “Have you negotiated sex in other relationships?”. He exits with his catchphrase. They then make small talk.