Wednesday, December 8th, 2004
Guest: no guest
Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Show Summary:
One of my all time favorites, with the freeway backup story. Adam and Drew discuss their previous nights adventure with a closed freeway onramp, police and one "Gray haired old F' town car driver who according to Adam should "Kill Himself".
Adam and drew pulled a maneuver where they attempted to drive backwards down a closed onramp in their cars. Adam in his Z car and Drew in his M5, Drew was able to pull off the manuever but then the town car driver pulled in really close to Adam in an attempt to prevent him from doing what Drew just did.
The first 15 minutes are spent discussing this incident.
Drew " His head was this F'ers not going to do anything on my shift"
Drew " as I backed up he and I locked eyeballs and he gave a little like, hey this isn't going to happen again, you got by me but the next one ain't getting by"
Adam " yeah, yeah I get behind Lone Wolf McQuade who's gonna make a stand"
Adam " listen all you people your job is to move, you see somebody doing something you disapprove of, I DON'T GIVE A RATS ASS!!!!!!!!!!"
GREAT QUOTES FROM THIS STORY
Silver Prius!....Silver Prius!!!! Make a Hole! MORE ANIMAL THAN MAN!!!!!
Download this episode Now it is legendary!!!
Adam " why do you think guys gotta finish in hair, you know what I mean if not they would just do it on a paper plate nearby" "that's what I do, put this plate on"
Engineer Michelle " unless you get the styrofoam ones"
Adam "No my stuff will burn through the styrofoam ones, ...yeah I'm like Alien it'll go through the second floor of the house down into the basement"
Drew "ssssssssssssth" (sizzling sound effect)
Adam and Drew discuss the Internet and what they would have done if they had it growing up, very interesting discussion.
Extended discussion regarding Drew's passion and why he has no interest in degrading women and why he can't go to strip clubs.
Engineer Michelle chimes in about lesbians who enjoy watching gay male porn after Adam was told this by a lesbian friend.
"Yeah But Still"
"A window into Drew's life" Adam gets Drew to reveal a rare insight into the personalities of his parents.
Adam goes off on the whole "Rambling Man" idea, Adam comments he would "Ramble" but not first thing in the morning, sometime around noon after he grabbed something out of the fridge.
Adam brings up "Rambling" throughout the show.
Adam recounts the time his landlord "AL" gave him and his roommates a box of "Dildo's and butt plugs" that he found while cleaning out a former tenants apartment.
Adam tells the story of his female friend "Janie" chasing him around the apartment while wearing a strap on dildo and how he collapsed from laughing so hard and she proceeded to "rape him" while still clothed.
(while discussing Drew's various appearances on news programs)
Drew " I do a lot of Scarborough......"
Adam" Scarborough is the guy who looks like he has vaginas for eyes?"
Drew " so you say, yes"
Adam " oh, oh he does it looks like you took a mechanics creeper and slid under an 11 year old girl, that's what his eyes look like, well it's true he has vagina eyes"
Hilarious!!!!!!!!!
Recording Info:
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Size: 41.92 MB
Length: 1:31:34
Bitrate: 64kb/s CBR
One of the best!
I love when Adam talks about people coming up to the scratches on his car saying “What happened here?” “I hit a down pillow.”
Oh man hilarious stuff, people who cant drive, buttplugs, a robot who does germany or florida.
5/5 must listen.!
Silver Prius ! Make A Hole !
great beginning of the show – really good story
Love the freeway off-ramp story! MORE ANIMAL THAN MAN!
Kid calls in with a Germany or Florida….with a twist. I guess he has a Mac and uses the program where you type a sentence and click on it, and it reads it back to you in a robot voice like the one Stephen Hawking uses.
It’s a bit choppy but the guys quickly fall in love with the kid’s moxie for calling in as a robot. The Germany or Florida Robot even throws out a “that helmet isn’t a chair, grab a knee gentleman.” Then just to make the call a classic, the robot rattles off a couple “asshole the size of a mason jar, asshole the size of a mason jar.”
At 46 minutes, they come back from a break. Adam says “get it on, gotta get it on, no choice but to get it on.” All he left out was “mandate get it on.”
Now, he’s said get it on for years on Loveline, and I’ve even heard him say “get it on, got to get it on.” But to my knowledge this is the first time he says “get it on, gotta get it on, no choice but to get it on.”
Side note: I had to come to this site after getting absolutely sick of his podcast. Same rants, less passion, weird chemistry with Alison, no Drew, no idiot callers. Loveline was just the perfect combination of things that could never be duplicated. The podcast is a hollow shell of Loveline. Coincidentally, so is Loveline now. lol.
Ace’s Mexican Rachero Accordion Countdown segment at the end. Drew says ranchero was the background music when he attended Amherst in the 70s.
Great episode.
All the no guest episodes from around this time (late 2004) are INCREDIBLE. Maybe it’s the influence of Michelle? Another episode that reminds me why I fell in love with LL.
Classic Drew and Adam. “Robot” keeps asking them to play “faggots better run” drop but they can’t understand him lol All around a great show!
The caller with the “robot voice” is using the Microsoft Sam program. Pretty funny actually.
13:40 is what gave me my username here, I almost crashed my car when I heard this rant live and ever since I have reserved the “more animal than man” designation for only the worst of the population. A++ five stars all the way, just for the first 15 minutes of ranting.
Does anyone else thinks Adam sounds a bit drunk?
MORE ANIMAL THAN MAN.