Thursday, September 9th, 2004
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Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Size: 42.17 MB
Length: 1:32:07
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Adam does his “Traffic and Weather” skit at the beginning of the show, always funny!!
Adam and Drew talk about the American satellite crash from that year. Adam says we gotta stop spending all the money on exploration only to come back and share all that info with the world, especially because all the nations we’re helping out hate us.
“Hey Africa, you’re in charge of curing AIDS. Mexico, you got space. We’ll just hang back for a few years and see how that goes. Let’s all just close our eyes and imagine how that works.”
He says we should start selling any info we find from space exploration instead of giving it away for free.
Mexico: “Uh, is the moon made of queso, is it cheese?”
America: “I don’t know, I don’t know. Maybe $20 bucks would loosen me up.”
Mexico: “Uh, so it’s not cheese?”
America: “Maybe, maybe not. I didn’t say it wasn’t. Maybe $20 will getcha that it won’t go great with nachos.”
18-year-old Kira calls in. Her problem is that her boyfriend of three years cums too fast when they have sex. Drew tells her that they have to go a second time, and maybe even a third. Kira says “oh we do, we go up to four times and then he’s too tired and can’t do it anymore.”
Adam (with sarcastic incredulity): “Wow, he’s ONLY good for four times? Woahh gay-hayyyy. Oh my god four? He’s only good for four orgasms in one session?”
Drew is cracking up.
Kira (not sensing the sarcasm and with ashamed embarrassment in her voice): “Yeahhhh.”
Drew: “How dare he.”
Adam: “Has he had a spinal injury or something? Is he handicapped in any way?”
Kira (still not catching on): “No he’s perfectly healthy and fit.”
Adam: “Perfectly fit and only pulling the quad in the orgasm department?”
Kira: “I guess soooo.”
Adam: “I gotta believe he’s got a tumor on his spine or something. Get him checked out.”
Kira never catches on and theorizes that his problem is caused by him drinking too much pop, which we call soda here in the civilized world.
The hacky radio-guy bit gets really old….
I agree with BMacC, im not a big fan of Adam’s hacky Radio Guy. It gets old after you hear it a hundred times. But i love this show so i will deal with it.
I love Adam’s parody of morning radio DJ’s, probably because I hate morning radio DJ’s so much. I think each and every morning radio DJ in the world should listen to Adam’s parody to finally realize how horrible stud they sound.
Drew is such a DOUCHE. The first caller uses the word “vernacular” correctly, but Drew condescendingly tells him not to use big words unless he really knows what they mean.
Yes!
01:11:29 The profound differences between male and female sexuality haha
NINA HAS TO BE ONE OF THE MOST ANNOYING CALLERS IVE EVER HEARD UGHHHH
Traffic and weather, history of stucco, and how to pronounce credo. Engineer Dave is in for Anderson. The annoying DJ bit is always more interesting with Anderson, kind of falls flat without him.