Monday, March 22nd, 2004
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Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Length: 1:31:07
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ORAL OR VAGINAL GET A HAND IN!
1:09:20 Caller’s parents moved back to Mexico (she doesn’t know why), she is living with friends, sexually active, thinks she is pregnant,.. and she is worried about zits on her vagina. Wow.
Starting about 01:15:00, a caller’s question causes Adam to give his views on all the things he is doing now (the book, the stand up,…) If he only knew….
That helmet is not a chair gentlemen!!!!
Show starts out with a great rant about religion. Then while a caller asks why Adam hates Junior College, they smell a fire in the studio. Adam gets back to his rant about Junior College. He tries to go to a caller, but because of the silence, he can’t take a drink of water, so he goes to the next call.
I love how no one understands the “oral or vaginal” question. Actually that caller, Mike is an idiot.
25 minutes in so far and lots of great rants. including the various entertainment unions, gas prices, radio guys, etc. Adam seems super irritated today.
0:”DRINK AFTER EACH SHOW, ERASE HEAD LIKE ETCH-A-SKETCH” 0:19:56
Junior college rant
Adam says he can’t write a book because he doesn’t work in a nurturing environment. He goes on these rants, but since Drew is so completely devoid of any sense of humor, he just stares back at him like a grouper through the window of an aquarium. He says he’s not illiterate but damn close, and he can’t type. The caller urging him to write a book says there are dictation programs where you can just talk into the computer and it types out what you’re saying. Adam says yeah, but you say “My name is Adam” and it types “My name is Adam and I just walked through the front door and defecated.” The caller then tells him that you don’t have to use that program, you can do what Malcolm X did and just dictate it to another person who types it for you. He says, “yeah that’s what I’ll have to do.” Well it wasn’t until 2010 that he finally got around to doing it, but that is exactly what he ended up doing to write his book. He had Mike Lynch and his wife sit there while he went through all of his rants and type everything he said. This would become In 50 Years We’ll All Be Chicks. I’m sure it’s the same process he used to write Not Taco Bell Material.
Adam takes his “get a hand in” bit a little too far…
hilarious show, Adam is fired up for the whole episode, the first segment he succeeds in offending pretty much every group he can think of in one go. some dumb callers along the way too.
“Here’s the bottom line, Atheists are smarter people, more evolved people, higher intelligence… let’s face it- religious people are dumber. These people in the Middle-East are caveman-dumb. They’re thousands of generations, from an evolutionary standpoint kind-of-dumb.”
Drew makes a good observation about Adam’s talents, which is that they’re much better suited to a medium like radio and don’t really work on the page. As someone who’s read a couple of Adam’s books, I tend to agree.
Adam rips everything from junior college to child psychologists. Would be a good show to introduce someone to his ranting style.