Wednesday, October 15th, 2003
Guest: no guest
Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Show Summary:
Lightning round
Recording Info:
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Size: 41.64 MB
Length: 1:30:57
Bitrate: 64kb/s CBR
lame lightning round in my humble opinion
only 35 minutes into this one, and i’ve already had many hard lol’s.
5 Stars.
This is actually an incomplete version of 2001-01-24 (the “Great Spoodini” episode).
This is a CRAZY one!! A big mix of everything, including a huge Loveline Lighting Round!! A good episode every fan of Loveline would enjoy.
No downs on this show… Adam is on point from the begininng… Kiss’a-My-Ass’a Adams version of Akuna-Ma-Tata LOL!!!
You were raped by a roofer at 13. LOL
I think this is the first lightning round in 2 or 3 months
A bogus caller with apparently no mental filter starts off by saying. “Long time listener, first time FAKE caller.” Wow. Adam and Drew of course bust him, and he denies saying that.
A true gem, with rants, dumb callers, lot of laughs.
love it.
Girl named Rachel calls in who had sex with her BF at a party and now her friends tell her she might be pregnant, but she doubts it because she was on her period. But she just rambles her question in this unending monotonous drone, to the point where they finally have to cut her off and put her on hold. Adam lets her catch her breath by mocking her speech.
Adam: “I was at a party with my friend and I had sex with my boyfriend and I may have gotten pregnant because he didn’t pull out and I didn’t finish him with my hand and then one of my friends said I might be pregnant but I don’t believe him because I don’t feel pregnant and I know when I’m pregnant cuz I have a rich history of being pregnant because I was pregnant when I was nine and pregnant again when I was eleven and I’m pregnant now and I’ll be pregnant tomorrow and I was born pregnant and I’ll die pregnant and I’ll have a baby in the coffin and they’ll have to dig it up.”
Drew: “Rachel, have you ever been pregnant before?”
Rachel: “No.”
Adam: “Are you drunk or high right now?”
Rachel: “I was earlier.”
Adam: “Were you drunk or high, or both?”
Rachel: “When?”
Later, some extended discussion about the dignity waiver. Can be signed for various things like relinquishing your right to sue the hospital if your balls catch on fire because you decided to keep your underwear on for a minor outpatient procedure on your hand, or absolving a bowling alley of any responsibility for you committing a hate crime with a beer bottle that you left there with.
Adam: “We gonna get our dignity back!!!? We gonna step up?!!!! Stand up!!!???! Or are we just gonna roll over LIKE PUSSIES!!!!!!!?!!!?!!!!
They talk about the new Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie coming out and how there seem to have been about a hundred of them made in the last few years. Adam has figured out how movie marketing works. The new TCM claims to be based on true events. Adam says if you make a movie and then 20 years passes and you remake it, that original movie was the event, so you can now say the remake is based on true events. This leads to him talking about how they used to market movies in the 70’s by reporting that people were vomiting in the theaters and passing out so much that they had to have nurses stationed in the aisles. This started, I think, with the Exorcist. The last time I remember them using this tactic was in 1994 when Interview With the Vampire came out. They said it was so scary and gory that people were passing out in the aisles. I saw it in theaters when I was 11-years-old and it was just another movie. But really good tactic because I went into it thinking it was gonna be the craziest shit ever. My heart was actually beating out of my chest as the opening credits came up. Then it was just Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt voguing at each other in wigs and puffy pirate shirts. And a little Christian Slater thrown in for good measure. haha. Christian fucking Slater.
A very spirited Lightning Round to end the show. It’s one of the greatest if for no other reason than it’s an absolute car wreck. I didn’t think there could be levels of the Lightning Round, but this is one of the loudest and nuttiest. Adam completely lets Ace Rockolla (and stripper DJ) off of the leash. Probably because it’s been so long since he’s done one (probably on the order of the powers that be — perhaps even as part of the agreement to move studios, lol). It’s like being too comfortable to get out of bed even though you have to race like a piss horse. It builds up so much that once you let it out it just sprays out fast and furious and seems to never end. I think they fit two calls in and Ace just never stops screaming so Drew has to yell his advice over the madness.
A memorable lightning round. Adam has perfected the mock local radio persona, but he no longer engages the callers as much as he used to.
Also the infamous episode in which Adam asserts that God would not let gays survive the apocalypse since it be the ideal opportunity to “take out the garbage.”
One of the best 2003 episodes I’ve heard so far.
1:02:33 Adam goes in for an outpatient procedure (hand surgery). Hilarious rant about hospital gowns and lack of underpants.
Wanna know what happens after the Apocalypse 23:45
What happens at alternative school 35:33
K rocks dark secret 55:49
Lightning rounds used to be so much better before he went over the top with them…. but glad they still show up
Best lightning round to date. Adam has never been closer to droppin’ trou and Drew is in on the joke.
Starts off pretty well… towards the end Adam has a few mediocre rants. The lightning round was decent but not as good as the previous one where he went insane saying “63 degrees” over and over (which he sort of repeats this time).