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getting over someone
lonely/can't meet people
flirting/making the first move
death of a partner
physical abuse by partner
emotional abuse by partner
sexual abuse by partner
↳ alternative lifestyles
other sexual activities
↳ medical conditions
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morning-after pill/emergency contraception
running away from home
death in the family
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↳ eating disorders
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↳ Cluster A (odd or eccentric disorders)
paranoid personality disorder/paranoia
schizoid personality disorder
schizotypal personality disorder
↳ Cluster B (dramatic, emotional, or erratic disorders)
antisocial personality disorder
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narcissistic personality disorder/narcissism
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↳ drug abuse
history of the show
comment for host
comment for guest
rant from Adam
↳ Loveline games
Gambling (on the history of the caller)
Germany or Florida?
Jew or not a Jew?
Ace's Mexican Ranchero Accordion Countdown
Smoke Detector Batteries
Getting the Timing Just Right
Jack That Dork
↳ Loveline references
junior college/community college
working with metal
pie vs. cake
women who are reluctant to perform oral sex
Nectar of the 'Tards/Mountain Dew
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Print Shop Eric
Dr. Drew Boogie/Shuffle
Tuesday, July 23, 2002
GUEST: no guest • HOST: Adam, Dr. Drew
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on September 2, 2009
Call Listing (1)
, M, 13
Doesn't know how to ask out a girl he goes to school with. Adam roleplays with him.
making the first move
Monday, 6/13/2016 at 1:27 AM EDT
Great entry level show here. (i.e. Good for putting on in the car while driving with a loveline newbie—great exchanges with the callers and Adam jags that don't require much loveline background to appreciate)
Sunday, 5/24/2015 at 12:59 AM EDT
Pow sounds delicious. Now I'm craving bbq...
Saturday, 11/1/2014 at 9:09 PM EDT
Oh my god. Ana calls in who orignally called in the Patton Oswalt and Brian Posenh show from May of 2002. Talking about how she pulled a guy off the road and how he was 40 and a lawyer etc. Then she calls back on this show, Same name, same voice, asking if there will be problems having kids with a 40 year old father. WOW I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE WENT OUT WITH HIM.
Wednesday, 7/3/2013 at 5:29 PM EDT
Adam opens the show complaining about his dentist and how they have vanilla scented nitrous.
Adam: "I know the vanilla scented nitrous sounds good, but you know when you go the car wash and they ask you what scent you want and you go with either the vanilla or the pine forest, and it just smells like a hooker took her life in the back seat of your car?"
Later, there's more discussion about the Cow/Pig hybrid, the Pow. "you got cow in my pig! No you got pig in my cow!" The guys discuss all the incarnations of Pow to show its true versatility. They even come up with Pow tongue "for the Jews."
Tuesday, 11/13/2012 at 3:10 AM EST
oh god adam imitating the chinese pharmacist who sold drew condoms is hilarious
Saturday, 9/22/2012 at 1:02 PM EDT
KevlarMoneyclips: Well done. Finding multiple calls by the same caller is my favorite LL-related hobby. She also called on 2001-06-20, by the way.
Thursday, 9/20/2012 at 8:00 PM EDT
Oh shit. That was "Anna" the stripper whos uncle was trying to get her a sugar daddy. The same one who called when Oswalt and Posehn were on, about meeting a forty year old guy in a parking lot.
Thursday, 9/20/2012 at 7:27 PM EDT
This is my favorite kind of Loveline show. Low-key, funny, and no shitty band acting like dickheads. This is not A classic, but classic none-the-less.
Thursday, 9/20/2012 at 12:05 PM EDT
Adam: "Michael, do you have emancipation?"
Michael: "What's that?"
Adam: "You know...where you can't crap?"
Wednesday, 5/30/2012 at 5:24 AM EDT
About 15 minutes in, Adam tries to get two cheerleaders to cheer. In typical Loveline fashion, it failed miserably.
25 Minutes in, Michael, a 16 year old wants to marry his 15 year old girlfriend. Kind of sounds bogus, but he lives in Oklahoma, so it could just be white trash. He sounds really out of it and kind of obsessed.
While Adam and Drew are talking about young Drew getting condoms, Adam goes on a more than racist rant that usual. Drew tries to plug a show at the same time so they are talking over each other.
Tuesday, 5/29/2012 at 11:01 AM EDT
The guys discuss being invisible. Adam brings up invisible masturbation and how everyone would see this magical white substance appear as if out of nowhere. "Oh, now it's headed for the hamper."
He then asks Drew "if you were invisible, would your semen be invisible too?" as if Drew knows just because he's a doctor.
Saturday, 3/10/2012 at 9:50 PM EST
Very solid show.
this is the episode where adam helps caller 13yo kendal ask a girl, brenda, he likes out. and as usual, adam tells the caller to practice first. adam pretends to be the girl.
VERY funny exchange
Adam: Kendaaall,,,? wanna go out?
adam and drew crack up!
Friday, 1/14/2011 at 9:19 PM EST
Adam recreates a young Dr Drew going to China town to buy condoms, very funny.
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