Tuesday, May 7th, 2002
Guest: no guest
Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Size: 20.98 MB
Length: 1:31:13
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No guest, always best. Interesting strange calls. Diablo is awesome as well 😀
first call is a tom brokaw impersonation
Can’t believe Adam was so irritated with him. The guy was fucking funny! Adam’s a real dick to people on the air.
Adam got high with Snoop Dogg earlier in the day
56:20 Snoop the Pimp – Adam gets high with a bunch of brothas
58:30 Blunt Delivery Man
sorry 57:30 for the Blunt Delivery Man
Caller: “My son’s urine smells like maple syrup and I’m wondering why.”
Adam: “Too many trips to the IHOP?”
Drew: “If you’re serious, you need to take that kid in IMMEDIATELY. There’s a certain serious disorder where maple syrup urine is one of the signs.”
Adam: “Aunt Jemima syndrome?”
A kid calls in who says he can’t ejaculate when he has an erection, and the way he masturbates is by laying on his stomach and kind of rolling his flacid penis against the mattress. Then he can come. But he is soft the entire time. Adam and Drew are concerned that if he locks this habit in, he’ll never be able to conceive a child because he’ll be hard when he’s having sex.
Adam tells him he must immediately stop masturbating like he does. Drew says he has to quit “cold jerky.” Then after a while, semen will build up and need to come out and the caller can masturbate the normal way.
Adam: “On your back with some porn and lube like God intended.”
A girl calls in whose husband wants her to masturbate in front of him but she’s uncomfortable doing that. Adam goes on to explain that the biology of men and women is different and that a guy could do this no problem.
Adam: “Girls have to go to a special place mentally to masturbate. Guys just have to go to the bathroom. I have friends who talked about masturbating while camping with their dad. It doesn’t matter if their dad, a bear, and Hitler’s ghost are in the tent with ’em, they can get it done. I bet even P.O.W.’s masturbate. You could be in the Hanoi Hilton with a guy getting tortured in the next room and you’re still at some point gonna do it.”
The Man Show received negative 2 stars from Tom Shells, a “big fat homo” according to Adam, hilarious.
Adam goes on about religious fanaticism is a form of mental illness.
Adam’s rants over the years against Tom Shales crack me up every time. I love that Adam doenst hold anything back and really hates the guy. The guy deserves it
Soild episode. Dr. Drew makes a joke about going “cold jerky” to a guy who needs to change his masterbation habits.