Tuesday, October 9th, 2001 - #1573
Guest: no guest
Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Badass Lightning Round!!!
5 star lightning round
9/11 only happened about a month before and the guys open the show talking about how Drew is consumed with worry over Smallpox and Anthrax. Remember when we all were?
Drew says every time someone comes in with a simple cough now, he has to think about the strangest possibilities.
The first caller is a woman who’s concerned about the size of her breasts. They’re ginormous and the doctors have told her to consider a breast reduction because they’re so firm that she might not be able to detect a mass during a self-exam. Adam asks her what cup size she is, and she goes on to describe how big her breasts are and how they don’t fit in her bra and are always falling out. The whole time she’s talking, Adam is making little noises of pleasure very quietly like he’s jacking off, then finally “finishes” as she comes to the end of her description.
He tells her to say how much she weighs so he can come down a little bit from the excitement. Turns out she’s a fatty.
A guy calls and says he heard George W. Bush say “to the tune of” which is one of Adam’s phrases he wants to see brought back into heavy use. This leads Adam to his old “things that have disappeared” bit. He talks about quicksand of course, but then brings up the old thing they would do where an elephant would be shown being terrified of a mouse.
They actually tested this on Mythbusters, and it turns out that elephants are in fact afraid of mice.
EXTREMELY rare (possibly unique) occurance of tare-ah (dont-call-me-tar-rah-goddammit) speaking on mic
About halfway through the show, when Adam and drew were talking to the guy who beats off on the toilet, I was crying laughing. A must listen. Also apropos of nothing, I was in Dallas the other day taking a leak in a gas station, and I saw the tab on the toilet seat that Adam talked about at one point as one of his inventions. I was amazed. Thankfully he is already a millionaire, otherwise he would have reason to be upset.
Also and I apologize if this is for the upcoming no guest show, I have the answer to why English people add an r to the end of words that end in a, and vice versa. I grew up in for a time in New England, and they do the same thing with their accent. They only do it when the next word starts with a vowel, and the last word they said ends in a vowel. Like Adam Carollar and Dr drew
drew being mildly paranoid about smallbox is interesting in the light of him (initially) being nonchalant about covid in 2020
My theory is that he hates the media so much (ironically he IS the media) he immediately takes the other side of whatever is being reported.