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Tuesday, August 16, 2005
GUEST: no guest • HOST: Adam, Dr. Drew
Show Summary Adam opens the show ranting about the radio presets in his car. He has a car that he hadn't started in a while so the battery died (you know you're rich when you just have a car lying around so long... Show More
Show Summary Adam opens the show ranting about the radio presets in his car. He has a car that he hadn't started in a while so the battery died (you know you're rich when you just have a car lying around so long that the battery dies). So when he got it up and running again, the radio presets had to be reset. He pushed all 12 presets and NOT ONE of them landed on an actual station. He rages against the great magnet that rules the world that allowed for such a coincidence. There are 120 stations on the dial and given 12 opportunities, the presets didn't land on one of them. Not even a random Mexican station.

Tina, 18, has sex with her boyfriend for so long and so often during a day that they don't stop until she's really uncomfortable. They take a break for a couple days to let her rest, and during that time she feels like she's going to climax when she's peeing. Drew flips open a medical journal to the pages describing Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome.

Caller Nick's wife had an internet relationship with another man. She met him at a hotel that was hosting conferences in each of their respective lines of work (archaeology (his) and social work). The guys have a discussion about how women work and the things you do when you're in love with a woman and have been with her for a while (kind of ignoring her) versus what you do with a chick you're just trying to bang at a bar (listening intently). The moral of the story is pay attention to your women fellas, otherwise they'll end up in a hotel fucking Indiana Jones.

Casey, 23, wants to know what effect spanking can have on a child's psyche growing up.

Tina, 27, is trying to conceive with her husband. Hubby has an 8-inch hog. Congrats on that you prick. She's concerned because they have to use lube no matter what (because of the showoff's enormous unit) and she's under the misconception that all lubricants have spermicide in them.

Kayla, 13, gets lopped in with Tammie, Cammie, Brandy, and Angel as names that almost ensure that you will become a tramp. Adam: "You show me a Cammie, I'll show you a BJ." Kayla's call is about her potentially having an STD or a yeast infection after screwing her 16-year-old boyfriend, lending credence to Adam's claim. Further cementing it is the fact that she lost her virginity at age 11 to a 21-year-old. Adam: "Who was that guy?" Kayla: "Ben." Adam: "Oooh, Ben. I'm gonna give him an earful when I see him tonight."

Roy, 25, is in construction and a few years back a bunch of wet cement spilled and he didn't have gloves on but thrust his hands in anyway and tried getting it up before it dried. Ever since, his hands are dried, cracked, and they bleed. Drew says it's probably chronic dermatitis but that it can be treated.

Chris, 29, is gay but he's starting to question his sexuality. He finds black women extremely attractive. Adam: "You like those really long nails with unicorns on 'em?" Drew: "Some men are gay, some are hetero, some are confused, you seem to be the confused kind." Adam: "And Drew's all three, we'll be right back..." Cue commercial

They come back from break and Adam says that Jared Leto will be in tomorrow (he's coming in with his band 30 Seconds to Mars). Well just last Sunday, he became OSCAR WINNER Jared Leto. How nuts is that?

Jessica, 20, wonders if her vibrator -- more specifically her newfound reliance on it for orgasms -- has caused her to not be able to orgasm during sex. Adam gets angry at her and hangs up after she doesn't answer one of his questions, therefor Drew deems her an abuse survivor, because Adam always abuses abuse survivors. He doesn't do it on purpose, but it always seems to work out that way.

Caller Rachel is 15 and has blown 6 different guys in the last 5 weeks. She's not so keen to answer the guys' questions either but doesn't get the abuse from Adam. She's starting to develop weird bumps or something in the back of her throat and is worried it's an STD. She says she can't go to the clinic because her parents won't let her. Adam says she can't have it both ways. She can't be old enough to give oral to half of Orange County AND be too young and naive to take herself to the clinic.

Jason, 26, is just calling to thank the guys for being surrogate parents to him through tough times and that Adam is tapped into his anger, while Drew is his sensibility. Solid compliment, and no follow up call to ruin it. Well done Jason.

The next schmuck, Joseph, can only cum when he masturbates, not during sex. Adam burps during the call and Drew reacts IMMEDIATELY to it because he instantly catches a whiff of it even though he's sitting across the room from him. Drew: "What the HELL was that?!" Adam: "Um...tuna fish? Did you smell that? Can you smell it? Are you smelling it?" Drew: "...I can taste it. I feel like you vomited in my mouth."

Mina (Meena? I don't know) lost his virginity to a lesbian about a year ago. I just high fived my computer. This whole call is hilarious.

George, 20, calls to say that there are smart people who go to Community College, including himself. Adam: "There are people from broken families who have been abused who go on to be Oprah Winfrey. Those are the exception, not the rule. If I'm running this country, I'm not worried about the two guys who are smart, I'm worried about the hundreds of idiots wasting everyone's time and money." And later...Adam: "Well George, we'll see you at the 4-year university." George: "Oh I went to one of those, but I failed out." Adam: "You've really made a point, George."

Sarah, 19, saw bumps on her boyfriend's penis and now she's seeing them on herself.

Ingrid, 23, has always compared her boyfriends to her first boyfriend from her childhood. That first boyfriend died of a methadone overdose and she says he was poisoned. When she clarifies that statement it turns out that he was abusing methadone and had a heart attack. She spun that as his dealer didn't know the potency of it and what it would do to him. Well apparently neither did he, the schmuck. She is also a drug addict and alcoholic.

Amanda, 23, has never been able to have sex with JUST a man or JUST a woman. She has to have a threeway.

Jack is the guy who used to do porn that I talked about in the comments.

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4.12 (34 votes)
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Radio Station: 106.7 KBPI
Length: 1:31:41
Size: 42 MB
Rates: 64 kbps / 22.050 kHz / stereo
Recorded By: KevinU
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Uploaded By: Giovanni on August 30, 2009
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Comments (5)
Monday, 3/20/2017 at 12:57 AM EDT
It's a show that's really boardering on 5 stars, plenty of zingers throughout. The synergy between drew and Adam seem to be at its best in the later shows toward the end of the Adam era.
Friday, 3/7/2014 at 6:25 PM EST
Caller Nick's wife had an internet relationship with another man. She met him at a hotel that was hosting conferences in each of their respective lines of work (archaeology (his) and social work). The guys have a discussion about how women work and the things you do when you're in love with a woman and have been with her for a while (kind of ignoring her) versus what you do with a chick you're just trying to bang at a bar (listening intently). The moral of the story is pay attention to your women fellas, otherwise they'll end up in a hotel fucking Indiana Jones.

Kayla, 13, gets lopped in with Tammie, Cammie, Brandy, and Angel as names that almost ensure that you will become a tramp. Adam: "You show me a Cammie, I'll show you a BJ." Kayla's call is about her potentially having an STD or a yeast infection after screwing her 16-year-old boyfriend, lending credence to Adam's claim. Further cementing it is the fact that she lost her virginity at age 11 to a 21-year-old. Adam: "Who was that guy?" Kayla: "Ben." Adam: "Oooh, Ben. I'm gonna give him an earful when I see him tonight."
Monday, 10/29/2012 at 6:59 AM EDT
Adam: "Jack, you used to do porn?"

Jack: "Yep."

Adam: "Gay porn?"

Jack: "Negative."

Adam: "That was the title of one of your gay porns?"

Drew: "haha, negative?"

Adam: "yeah, it was HIV."

Drew: "I know."

Adam: "....negative."

Drew: "yeah. I get it."
Thursday, 8/25/2011 at 3:33 AM EDT
(talking about a 13 year old who lost her virginity at 11 to a 21 year old)
Adam: Who was this guy?
Caller: Ben.
Adam: OOOohhh. Ben.
Wednesday, 8/24/2011 at 2:19 PM EDT
I threw a 5 star rating down on this one because it is chock full with rants and societal commentary.

Entertaining calls and callers- typical of loveline but they especially provoke Adam's wrath and Drew's concern.
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