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Sunday, June 12, 2005
GUEST: no guest • HOST: Adam, Dr. Drew
Show Summary Show opens with the guys discussing the Los Angeles Dodgers night of the stars celebrity softball game, which Adam has made his triumphant return to after being banned for the last 8 years after... Show More
Show Summary Show opens with the guys discussing the Los Angeles Dodgers night of the stars celebrity softball game, which Adam has made his triumphant return to after being banned for the last 8 years after challenging the manager of his team to a fight and telling him to kiss his ass after the guy wouldn't put him in the game.

Jenn, 20, is six months pregnant and ever since the third month, she's having random orgasms during the day, but can't have them during sex. She also gets so wet during this, that it looks like she peed herself.

The pregnancy thing reminds Adam that he was working on a job site for a new show and a heavyset woman came by. His friend Oswaldo, who doesn't speak a lot of English, made the egregious error of asking how far along she was, when it turned out she wasn't pregnant but just fat. Adam says he would never do this and that it's his worst fear. Adam: "Calista Flockhart could walk in a unitard with a medicine ball stuffed in the front of it and I won't say anything. The kid could be breaching. The baby's head could be crowning and I'd be like "so...the Dodgers are a couple games below .500..."

Tim, 20, slept with a girl and now she's showing signs of HPV. Drew: "Did she get a pap smear and it came back abnormal?" Tim: "No, she's too scared to get tested and now she has warts." Drew: "Okay, that's not showing signs of having it, that's having it."

Jim calls with a Germany or Florida. He gets like six words out of his mouth and two of them are pitbull and basement so the guys cut him off and immediately guess Florida. They are correct. Thing is, I live in Florida and I don't know one person who has a basement. You can't really have them here because of....I don't know...the water table or some such shit, but literally NOBODY has one. But pitbulls, yeah that's definitely Florida.

Tiffany, 22, has a fiance who is a five-minute-man. The guys say the guy should perform more oral sex and they ask if she likes it. The whole thing is like having a conversation with someone who just got blindfolded and spun around 50 times. She says "yeah, it's alright." Adam: "But not really though." Tiffany: "No, it's...not bad." Drew: "Haha, that's not what we'd call a ringing endorsement." Adam: "Well does he do a bad job at it?" Tiffany: "No I just want it to last longer." Drew: "No, he means the oral. Does he not know what he's doing with that? Tiffany: "Actually we haven't gotten too much into that. Maybe I should try doing more of that." Adam: ".....no, try RECEIVING more of that." Tiffany: "Oh...okay."

Jason, 28, calls to say that he and his wife both have physical disabilities and they enjoyed Drew's Discovery Health show. Adam says when Drew hears people with pain issues all he hears is "junkie." Jason says that he is, in fact, and addict. Adam: "SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOCKING!"

Jennifer, 19, is two months pregnant and she smokes pot because she read that it helps the nausea. Drew tells her to stop doing this immediately. Adam: "What's wrong with weed man, it's an herb. It's natural, like a tsunami or an alligator."

Dan, 22, is gay and wants to adopt a child with his partner. Adam: "Now when you say partner, you mean, you're not a cop, you mean gay partner, right?" Midway through the call the guys call him out and say they don't believe him that he's gay. He puts his coworker on the phone to confirm that he is. Anderson chimes in and asks "Dan, when is the gay pride parade?" Adam: "Yeah, the parade that Drew's grand marshaling." The whole call is hilarious.

15-year-old Stephan calls and says he's been masturbating since he was 11 and now it's just not the same and he doesn't know why. Adam: "Well, how do you rediscover your hand? How about a romantic weekend with your hand where you just get away from the pressure of school, and peers. Just go on up to Idlewild, get some spa treatments, a romantic dinner. How about surprising your hand with flowers, when's the last time you did that? Why do you always have to see the movie you want to see? Your hand wanted to see Fever Pitch, but you said it was corny and you wanted to see End of Days."

Lucy calls in and wonders how she can spice up her sex life since she doesn't enjoy it anymore.

The guys go to break and when they come back they have an extended discussion about earthquakes since there was a small one the night before. Adam says that when he did construction he would do retro-fits on houses to make the earthquake ready. He's done all the same modifications to his house so whenever he feels a little tremor he says "yeah bring it on" otherwise he'll feel like an idiot for doing all that work for nothing.

They come back to Lucy and discuss the chaotic environment she grew up in. She says her father was an abusive alcoholic but got crippled in a work accident. Adam: "What happened, the calculator blew up?" Lucy: "No, he was a janitor and he fell." Adam: "Oh, I was thinking CPA, I don't know why." She ends up saying it was a blessing in disguise because after the injury he had to stop boozing so he could take all the meds they put him on. Adam: "By the way, you know your dad is in bad shape when you have to join hands with the family at the dinner table and say 'bless nana and papa, and thank Jesus that dad slipped on a waxed floor and dislocated his lower lumbar so he can't hit the bottle and hit us anymore. Amen, let's eat.'"

Anthony, 20, shoots his cum really far when he ejaculates. He claims about 15 feet and that he had his girlfriend bust out the tape measurer to confirm it.

Jessica, 16, got diddled by her grandfather when she was 9-years-old. Yeesh. Adam: "This guy should be shot with a goddamn whaler's harpoon. Then let my attack crows go at him. Performing oral on your 9-year-old granddaughter. Murder I understand, this? You know what I'm saying? Unless you have a brain tumor, you have to be killed."





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Comments (8)
Friday, 5/2/2014 at 12:50 AM EDT
Great baseball story in the beginning.
Tuesday, 2/25/2014 at 7:09 AM EST
Jennifer, 19, is two months pregnant and she smokes pot because she read that it helps the nausea. Drew tells her to stop doing this immediately. Adam: "What's wrong with weed man, it's an herb. It's natural, like a tsunami or an alligator."

They come back from break and speak to Lucy and discuss the chaotic environment she grew up in. She says her father was an abusive alcoholic but got crippled in a work accident. Adam: "What happened, the calculator blew up?" Lucy: "No, he was a janitor and he fell." Adam: "Oh, I was thinking CPA, I don't know why."
Wednesday, 10/17/2012 at 2:27 PM EDT
The guys ask a woman what she does for a living. She says she's a mentor for kids.

Adam: "Drew, she said she's a centaur. You know half-man, half-goat. Is that what you are?

Caller: "haha, yeah."

Adam: "Do you play the lute and yell at Hercules?"
Wednesday, 10/17/2012 at 2:20 PM EDT
Adam says he went and saw the movie "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" the night before. He says it was good and that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have great chemistry together.

An ominous foretelling of Pitt leaving Jennifer Aniston for Jolie after they met and started their relationship on the set of this movie.
Wednesday, 10/17/2012 at 1:58 PM EDT
A revisiting of the time Adam got tossed out and banned from the Los Angeles Dodgers night of stars celebrity baseball game.

He's made his triumphant return after all these years. He sets it up by explaining that the game has been going on for like 50 years.

"Burt Lancaster would be out there with Charlton Heston and Bob Hope. By the way, real celebrities. Now it's just me and Bernie from Weekend at Bernie's out there hitting to Mini Me and a bunch of neighbors on sitcoms you've never heard of."
Wednesday, 4/18/2012 at 10:51 AM EDT
A 15 year old kid has lost some sensation from his masturbation after a few years. Adam suggests that he takes his hand on a romantic getaway.
Wednesday, 1/18/2012 at 2:20 AM EST
Great episode. Classic Adam.
Tuesday, 1/17/2012 at 10:52 PM EST
adam complains about his celebrity baseball game 8yrs ago and the HUGE fiasco after playing one game yesterday. one of his greatest stories

Adam: 'FU pops...fu..."
-'...he flipped out...he freaked on me...bring it on me pops'
-'... i was the only guy heckling his own coach from his own bench'
-'...that's when i had to go over to drew's team'
- " i was banished from the game for the next 8 years"
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