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Monday, June 6, 2005
GUEST: no guest • HOST: Adam, Dr. Drew
Show Summary The guys open the show, Adam burps up some taco, and they jump right into calls.
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Show Summary The guys open the show, Adam burps up some taco, and they jump right into calls.

Aaron calls to say that he was having sex with his girlfriend last night and snapped his penis. I HATE these calls and now my dick wants to shrivel up, invert, and actually turn into a vagina.

Rachel, 14, is bi and wants to tell her boyfriend but is worried because he seems freaked out by her other bi friends.

Blaine, 16, is the bogus caller I talked about in the comments. At least he abides the Geneva Convention of Bogus Calls and admits his call is bullshit.

This gets them going on why we can't have medical marijuana and why that is ridiculous. Fast forward to now (2014) and medical marijuana is popping up on ballots in most states, and Colorado allows recreational marijuana. SLIPPERY SLOPE Adam! lol. Adam says the government should lay off and let us make our own decisions. Adam: "I have enough booze in my house to kill a rhino, I can go home and drink it all tonight, or break it up. I have a car that can go 185. I can attempt that on the way home and end up in a fireball. I have enough food in my fridge to eat myself out of show business...and onto morning radio."

Kristin, 24, is writing a report on prostate milking. Adam: "On one hand it screams Junior College, but on the other it's actual work being done which suggests actual college." She says she a med student. Drew -- somewhat condescendingly -- asks what year of med school she's in. Anderson is right on it and plays the galloping drop to indicate that Drew is up on his high horse again.

Scott is a 27-year-old virgin. He asks how the boil on the back of Adam's neck is going and the guys are confused. He says "yeah, last week I was listening and Drew did surgery." They say he must've been listening to a best of because that was years ago. Adam: "I guess it worked out." Anderson uses the "are you a Mormon?" drop and of course it works, as it always does, and this kid actually is a Mormon. Scott is wondering if he should tell his girlfriend that he's a virgin right before they have sex on their getaway to Flagstaff, Arizona. Adam says announcing you're a virgin right before sex is like the best man at a wedding getting up and saying he didn't have any time to prepare and isn't much of a public speaker anyway, right before delivering his best man speech. Don't apologize before you've done anything wrong.

A guy named Salim calls in and has a Germany or Florida about a guy jerking off in a tree and getting caught by a nun. Adam: "And you thought that was bird crap on your window."

A guy named Frank calls in to brag that every time he has sex his condom breaks. Congratulations Frank, report to your nearest bro and collect your high five.

Joe, 27 (wow mostly guy callers tonight) asks if it's possible to get an STD from a handjob.

Mike, 22, keeps the guy train rolling. He says that after he cums he goes soft and can't go again for like 15-20 minutes, proving that he is in fact human. Adam calls him an idiot and Drew calls him a retard and on we go.

Krista, 20, calls in and says she bleeds every time she orgasms (during masturbation). She wonders if it has to do with her lap band surgery. They ask how heavy she was and she says 400. Wowzers. After the surgery she has lost 50 pounds in two months. She says she has a lot of brown discharge after the surgery. Adam: "Ok now I gotta beat off. She's down to 350, got the brown discharge. Excuse me Drew."

Leo, 21, was on a road trip with a male friend and they stayed in a motel room with only one bed. He woke up in the middle of the night and his friend's hand was down his pants on his junk. He wonders if he should confront his friend or not (which is the classic bogus giveaway since it's a non-question). The guys try and ferret out the truth.

Amanda and her boyfriend decided to try something new and she used one of her toys on him. Ever since then he's been complaining about stomach cramps. Drew: "Whose idea was this?" Amanda: "It was kind of a mutual thing." Drew: "No..." Amanda: "Well I guess it was mostly him."

Caller John has man boobs. Turns out he's a competitive swimmer and his specialty is...wait for it...you know what's coming....here it comes....almost here....the breaststroke. Adam tells him maybe the swim team is not the best place for Aquaman-boobs.

Mark calls in to say he's had the man boob surgery, and that the misery of the procedure is terrible, but the results are miraculous.

Becky, 15, is dating a 21-year-old guy and is wondering if it's healthy. Drew tells her to try and remember this when she's 21 and to picture one of her friend's dating a 15-year-old and she'll absolutely retch. She's a freshman in high school. A guy who can legally drink banging a high school freshman. Wow man.

3.68 (20 votes)
Recording Information
Radio Station: 106.7 KBPI
Length: 1:31:06
Size: 42 MB
Rates: 64 kbps / 22.050 kHz / stereo
Recorded By: KevinU
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Uploaded By: Giovanni on August 29, 2009
Views: 5,582
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Comments (6)
Thursday, 10/29/2015 at 3:37 AM EDT
This episode has a great rant about legalized marijuana around 15 minutes in.
Sunday, 2/23/2014 at 5:06 PM EST
Krista, 20, calls in and says she bleeds every time she orgasms (during masturbation). She wonders if it has to do with her lap band surgery. They ask how heavy she was and she says 400. Wowzers. After the surgery she has lost 50 pounds in two months. She says she has a lot of brown discharge after the surgery. Adam: "Ok now I gotta beat off. She's down to 350, got the brown discharge. Excuse me Drew."
Wednesday, 10/17/2012 at 10:46 AM EDT
Blain calls in at 13 minutes with a call about not being able to ejaculate since he started smoking pot. Someway, somehow, Adam and Drew immediately call bogus on it. They're right, it's BS. I've heard them catch bogus calls very quickly before but this one sounded legit. They sniffed it out. They're pros.

The kid abides by the Geneva Convention of bogosity and comes clean and apologizes for his weak effort.
Thursday, 6/30/2011 at 3:24 PM EDT
Solid episode. Nice meter maid rant.
Wednesday, 10/20/2010 at 10:56 PM EDT
FIXED! About to fix a few others I missed...
Wednesday, 10/20/2010 at 10:42 PM EDT
This recording has the commercials attached.
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