Thursday, May 5th, 2005
Guest: no guest
Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Show Summary:
Really great episode. Drew has to leave the room when a girl calls in that goes to the same school as his kids. More discussion about Drew's fecal matter on the internet. Adam sings Finger Popping Time throughout the episode with many hilarious variations. Mention of the time Adam kicked the thermostat off the wall at Westwood One. Adam talks about why he hates publicists. Drew is impressed with how well Bryan is screening calls tonight.
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Size: 42.19 MB
Length: 1:32:10
Bitrate: 64kb/s CBR
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Shauna, F, 16
Has a hard time masturbating, so does it harder (not sure if makes her clit smaller). Also debating whether to move in with boyfriend.
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Kelly, F, 21
Period stopped because she lost so much weight. Complains that her boobs got huge.
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Really great episode. Drew has to leave the room when a girl calls in that goes to the same school as his kids. More discussion about Drew’s fecal matter on the internet. Adam sings Finger Popping Time throughout the episode with many hilarious variations. Mention of the time Adam kicked the thermostat off the wall at Westwood One. Adam talks about why he hates publicists. Drew is impressed with how well Bryan is screening calls tonight.
0:57:46 – Adam calls Bald Brian’s brain tumor. http://webservice.imagesauce.net/image/552601/400x.jpg
0:57:36 – Adam calls Bald Brian’s brain tumor. http://webservice.imagesauce.net/image/552601/400x.jpg
0:57:26 – Adam calls Bald Brian’s brain tumor. http://webservice.imagesauce.net/image/552601/400x.jpg
One of the first caller is a girl from Dr Drew’s kids school. Drew leaves the room lol.
Anderson goes back to the celebrity shit for sale website, and they’re now overstocked with Drew’s dook and are having an overstock sale.
Adam: “It’s DEALING DAYS on Drew’s poop. Here’s the thing, we’re overstocked with Drew’s poo, and we gotta move it this weekend. No reasonable offer refused. Come see John Baker the deal maker. One dollar over invoice.”
The whole opening of this show is hilarious. Since nobody reads long comments I’m gonna put the end first because it’s interesting. There is a 2012 episode of the Adam Carolla podcast with Penn Jillette and Drew as guests where Adam finally receives his Shine Award in the mail, 13 years after he threw a tantrum, told everyone to fuck off, and walked out of the awards show where he was supposed to receive it. The whole story, and the reason for his tantrum is below.
Drew opens the show by talking about how he just won an award for something and had to leave the ceremony early to make it on time to Loveline, so he left the actual award there.
This leads to Adam talking about the two Shine Awards he and Drew won a few years back for Sexual Health in Entertainment (hence SHINE). They won the first award for a particular episode of the Loveline TV show on MTV, and it was the episode that Caroline Rey was the guest. For some reason, the Shine Award people decided to engrave Caroline Rey’s name in HUGE letters on the actual award, and then Adam and Drew’s name in really small print below hers. It bothered him for years because he put it on his mantle, and every time someone saw it, he had to explain that, no, he did not in fact steal an award that was supposed to belong to Caroline Rey. Finally he got so fed up he took a Sharpie to her name and put his over it. People then started asking why he stole her award, crossed her name out, and put it on his mantle.
Then they talk about the second year they were invited to, and won a Shine Award.
Adam: “Do you remember what happened at that particular awards show, Drew?”
Drew: “You threw a tantrum.”
Adam: “I had a tantrum.”
That first year at the Shine Awards, Adam sees that the publicity photo the Shine people were using to honor Adam and Drew was the worst picture they could’ve possibly found. He says the photo made him look like he had Down Syndrome, and Drew look like he had Spina Bifida. He said it was such a comically bad picture of the two of them, that it’s the kind of thing you would do if you were fucking with someone. He told them that this time next year, that photo has to be gone or I’ll throw a tantrum. Throughout the year, the Shine people would send them a huge stack of that horrible photo for them to autograph so they could promote their awards. Every time he got a stack he would call and tell them, I’m serious, you’ve gotta get rid of this picture. It’s not that hard to just pick one of a thousand other promotional photos that exist of him and Drew.
Fast forward to the next year at the Shine Awards, and there that picture remains, not only at the show but also blown up and plastered on the side of buildings and billboards as well as autographed handouts being passed around. The Shine people ask the guys to walk down the red carpet and take some pictures and that’s when Adam loses it and starts berating the producers of the awards show for not getting rid of the picture. His manager, MTV people, producers etc all start piping up and telling him to calm down and he gets enraged and starts pointing them all out and saying “I told you about the picture too and you did NOTHING!” He tells them all to fuck off, and leaves the ceremony before it even begins.
On the podcast in 2012, Allison asks what Drew did the whole time Adam was screaming at everyone.
Adam: “Stood there like a hat rack like he always does.”
The saga comes to a close in the studios of ACE Broadcasting in 2012:
Adam: “So I am finally reunited with my long-lost 1999 Shine Award.”
One female caller asks “how do I make the period stop?” in a very weird tone which Anderson goes on to create a drop with it. Adam then proclaims “I don’t like the period talk.” Not long after that, things get hilarious:
Adam: “Please, I just want to put some wiener in my mouth. Can I just chug some wiener? Please? Please? I’ve been dying… I’ve been dying to chug wiener all day. I’ve been thinking about it at work. I couldn’t wait until the weekend came when it was wiener chugging time and you had to come over and get between my mouth and the wiener.”
A new spin on the Finger Popping Time song ensues:
Adam: “Wiener chuggin, chuggin’ time. It feels so good and that’s a real good sign. Hey now, hey now!”
Later on:
Adam: “It’s penis chompin’ time, penis chompin’, chompin’ time. It feels so good and it’s a really good sign. Hey now, hey now!”
Much later in the episode, Adam’s singing continues:
Adam: *abbruptly puts caller on hold* “It’s vaggy squirtin’, squirtin’ time!” Vaggy squirtin’, squirtin’ time!’
So hilarious! 5 stars!
Adam makes a comment about how Bald Bryan needs a CAT scan because he’s been doing better than usual with the call screening.
Bryan is diagnosed with an inoperable brain tumor about three years later.
Wanna know how big this womens bush is 1:25:30
Adam’s singing is hilariously awful in this episode.
Great episode, lots of good calls, Drew has a student call from his kids school. Adam is in a chipper mood again tonight.