Wednesday, November 10th, 2004
Guest: Elizabeth Jarosz
Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Show Summary:
From the TV show The Apprentice
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Size: 41.51 MB
Length: 1:30:41
Bitrate: 64kb/s CBR
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Valerie, F, 26
On-off, 9 year relationship. 6 ft 180lbs. Adam:hospital uniforms allow fat. Drop weight and see new life. Can you get qualudes?
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Lonnie, F, 19
BF penis has grown 2 inches from 21-22yo. Morrell twin laugh. Lonnie is fine with it.
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Josh, M, 21
GF's vagina pushes penis out, not with other guys. Drew:vaginismus but only after 2 weeks Adam:men will never fail to orgasm.
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Mark, M, 27
Just left jail, drug problem, 9yo kid. Wants kid to avoid drugs. Chocktaw Indian. Drew: education, therapy, and model your recovery.
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Gwen, F
Very thin 5-11 108lbs, has painful sex. Adam:victim? - no, Drew: parents? - dad beat mom. Adam:TIVO could stop beatings by distraction.
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Gerald, M, 21
Ask friend out? What are signs? Roleplay to show indicators of interest. Liz displays signs well. Touch with linger, common interests
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Elizabeth, F, Michigan
Drew: 2 seconds, Adam: 7 seconds, Liz: 3.5 seconds. 8 Seconds wins! Seems like a lifetime. Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy, SHUT IT OFF! SHUT IT OFF!
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Kevin, M, 21
GF thinks he's alcoholic. Couple 40's every couple days. Her last guy alchy. Stripper. They say: 'you're alcoholic' Adam: drunk drive tips.
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Trey, M, 23
GF wants FFM 3some with coworker. Adam: everyone says NO! He knows marriage problem. Drew: chaos, sabotage, or lesbo. Adam: Ask motivation.
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Amazing Episode. Great guest and Adam is in a really good mood. He reveals his brilliant “Over weight nurse” theory. 5 stars.
Guest is game…which always makes a great episode. Adam clearly smitten and trying to impress guest…
Is it just me or does this episode loop? Like they play Ace’s Ranchero Countdown and go on the the show, and then it starts over.
Elizabeth is a terrific guest. As an over-achiever type she has a little bit of nuttiness, but she’s more than game when Adam and Drew try to psychoanalyze her.
She also has a laugh that’s VERY similar to the infamous Morrell Twins/small penis “A-ha-ha-HAAAAAAAAA” laugh. There are several occasions when she breaks into a laugh and I think I’m hearing the first 1/2 second of that drop.
There may be a bogus caller that Adam and Drew don’t pick up on. Kevin at 1h 16m says his dad is 72 and fought in W.W.II. Do the math and the dad would have between 9 and 13 years old. Or, maybe Kevin isn’t so great with numbers (a definite possibility).
Good guest. People have said it below, and they’re exactly right. You can hear Adam trying to turn it on and impress Elizabeth.
At some point they’re talking about Trump and his horrible taste in interior decorating. Adam says his entire penthouse looks like Elvis’ bathroom. He wonders if it’s just a big compensation for something. Elizabeth says “like men who buy a lot of cars.” It’s funny because Adam has said in many interviews that his car collecting — particularly the car he has IN his house — is just an overcompensation for being poor all his life.
Adam says that men coming home and beating their wives is an age old practice, but he has a solution for it, and it’s TiVo. He says he comes home every night and thinks “geez I gotta go and beat on my wife” then takes two steps up the stairs but remembers he has SportsCenter and The History Channel on his TiVo and he forgets to beat her. Elizabeth says TiVo has changed her life and that she’s currently dating hers.
Adam: “Uh, I’m raping mine.”
After a trip to the studio’s kitchen — which they share with another radio station down the hall — Adam comes back from break to fill Elizabeth in on the warzone of a kitchen they have to deal with. He says they popped open the microwave and there was an entire pizza’s worth of toppings just sitting there burnt and stuck to the little microwave merry go ’round. They thought they hit their low when they found a can of Ravioli in the fridge with just three raviolis left in it, plus a balled up napkin stuffed into it to keep it fresh, however, someone managed to top that. They opened the freezer and found a soda from a fast food restaurant with the straw in it, but a little yellow post-it stuck to the end of the straw to not let air in. It was completely frozen.
Good show all the way through. Engaging guest.
Jarosz said she had a nice butt and presented it to Adam and Drew. A lot of good that did for us listeners.
Don’t let the obscurity of the guest scare you away – Elizabeth is one cool chick. Definitely on Ace’s list of people you could crack a beer with. Great episode altogether.
14:20 Adams right again about her being a big girl.
1:11:50 funny story about what Adam found in the refrigerator
I am absolutely in love with this woman.
Elizabeth is a very good guest. Mingles well with adam and drew is witty and funny. Reminded me of a smart stripper. But really good guest show.
Good episode, great guest, Jenna Fischer Vibes