Sunday, January 4th, 2004
Guest: no guest
Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Size: 42.17 MB
Length: 1:32:07
Bitrate: 64kb/s CBR
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Calls & Tags (4)
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Shane, M, 19
Wants Drew to clarify how the Morning After Pill is not an abortive agent for his mom. Also liked Cracked.
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Mystery Caller, F, 20
Wants to test the name vs hotness theory Adam mentioned earlier.
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Sydney, F, 24
In a relationship for 4 months. He spends all his time with his Baby Mamma. She doesn't know much about him.
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Lindsay, F
Was in a hot tub with a guy. He fondled her. Is worried she could be pregnant. Possible Miriam Call.
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This is when they got kicked off the air in Hawaii and Adam goes nuts
There’s a Miriam bogus call towards the end.
adam has called his dad a pussy 7,000 times on the air, and he does the show thinking that no one is listening!
hilarious
Guy slips in “some shit” around an hour and five.
Ugh, I can’t stand Miriam.
A kid calls in and wants Drew to explain why the morning after bill is not tantamount to abortion, because his mother thinks it is and will be listening to hear his explanation. Adam asks what his mom’s name is and he says “Christy.” Adam says that’s kind of a hot chick name.
Adam: “There’s no super fat, big calved chicks named Christy. It’s just a hot girl name. When I’m in charge this is how we’ll do it. You wanna call your kid Christy, she’s gotta be hot. So we know. So when it’s like ‘hey buddy I wanna set you up with one of my friends.’ ‘What’s her name?’ ‘Gertrude.’ ‘Uh, no thanks.’ ‘What’s her name?’ ‘Christy.’ ‘Fine bring her on.’ You can’t slap the Mercedes logo on a Volkswagon.”
Later, a girl calls in to argue with this notion. But this is a Loveline caller so only retardation ensues. Drew even sets her up perfectly for her own point, but again, Loveline caller.
Drew: “This is somebody without a name. She’s 20. She wants to describe herself and then you’re gonna name her. Okay, mystery caller?” (Clearly Drew is thinking that the girl is setting Adam up because she’s gonna be hot, but turn out to have an ugly name. This would not be contradicting Adam’s desire to name people by appearance, but hey, Loveline caller. Turns out Drew is giving her WAY to much credit).
Caller: “Yeah. Okay. Earlier I heard your segment and well, come on. That’s pretty low. Right?”
Adam: “Why is your name Gertrude?”
Caller: “No, but what if? Here. I’ll describe myself for you. And just assume my name is Gertrude, and how stupid would you feel after you hear how I look?”
Adam: “Drew, what’s going on with this show. Alright, let’s say I named you Gertrude. Go ahead Gertrude.”
The caller goes on to describe herself and she sounds good looking, although one of the attributes that she uses to illustrate this is that she goes to cosmetology school. ??
Adam: “Alright I’m gonna call her Stacy.”
Drew: “I’m gonna go with Esther.”
Caller: “ESTHER?! Ew, that’s just, you’re kind of terrible.”
Drew: “What’s your name?”
Caller: “….what’s my name?”
*Sigh* This show has the stupidest f*cking callers in the history of radio. She’s the one who called with this concept of defying Adam’s expectations of a person based on their looks/name and can’t even follow through with her own point. Not only can’t follow through with it, but can’t even comprehend why they might ask her name after all of that. And by having a viscerally negative reaction to Drew guessing Esther, she essentially proves Adam’s point that she called to argue with, that there are in fact “ugly girl names.”
Adam: “I’m the only one who’s allowed to waste time on this show.”
Drew is such a bitch sometimes. He starts freaking out because someone might associate him as supporting racism. He can’t just reinforce the idea that Adam wasn’t insulting Hawaiian people for their skin color, but rather for being a state much like he does of Florida. PC culture has literally been running rampant this past year, everyone is too scared to tell people to eff off. This hit home I guess given the circumstances. Pussies.
Caller slips in the S word around 1:06:00. Adam gets called out for being an ass to Hawaii. And Miriam the bitch is one of the last callers. Beauty busts her.