Sunday, October 5th, 2003
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Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Adam: A 14 year old guy having a vagina is like giving a 14 year old a tripod machine gun. You’re gonna start monkeying around and someone”s gonna get hurt.
Lots of dumb callers especially a great caller named Samantha about 40 minutes in who is confused as hell and confuses Adam and Drew.
I had to laugh at Drew for this one. In the last half-hour of the show, Drew brings up Marilyn Manson and talks about an outlandish article he’d read about him earlier that day. Drew summarizes, with utter matter-of-factness, what I immediately recognized as a pretty famous piece in the Onion: “Marilyn Manson Now Going Door-To-Door Trying To Shock People”
http://www.theonion.com/articles/marilyn-manson-now-going-doortodoor-trying-to-shoc,459/
Sorry, LLT did not like that URL. Try this:
http://tinyurl.com/29oonf3
Hhahahahah thanks for the share @pastahero! That article is hilarious – only Dr. Drew would not realize that the Onion is full of farce. “It ends with him upside down on a cross…….with someone…..er blowing him…..”. Classic.
Ace goes on a rant about Ah-nold and Maria Shriver and the guys the Kennedy girls go after about 33 mins, fascinating when you think about how things have turned out.
Adam and Drew discuss Roy of Siegfried and Roy getting attacked by one of the tigers they use in their show.
Adam: “There’s two things I like whenever they do these stories. They always go ‘they may be on stage, but these are WILD animals.’ It’s like SHUT UP, we know. Here’s the thing about those acts. Even if you were being attacked by the tiger, YOU would think it was part of the act for like the first ten seconds of the tiger swiping at you. Your first thought would be ‘well I’m not coming back to this show ever again,’ then you’d move on to ‘hey this tiger knocked my drink over,’ and you’d be on your like eighth though before you realized something had gone horribly wrong.”
Drew is down because his book is not selling as well as he would like. He basically begs the listeners a couple times to go out and buy it. Any pretense that his biggest concern is the book helping people is dropped in lieu of his consternation over its unimpressive position on the New York Times bestseller list. Anderson drops the “cha-ching” cash register drop a couple times to mock him. Now, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with someone being upset about lagging sales for something they worked on, but it’s funny to hear his concern over the weeks go from “I hope I can help people” to “please buy my book, it’s really low on the bestseller charts.” Yes, the more people who buy it, the more potential help it can do, but let’s be honest, a big part of it is money and ego, and that part of it has started coming out in the last few days for Drew.
The guys talk to a guy about ah who gives a shit, but Drew is making assumptions about him that don’t actually pan out when they talk to him. Adam’s assumptions turn out to be correct, so Adam gives Drew grief about it. He tells him he would’ve made a terrible Indian.
Adam: “You’d put your ear to the ground and say ‘iron horse come through soon, maybe now.’ and nothing would come through. You’d look up in the sky and say ‘ah nanache, the rains come and bring back the soil.’ and not a drop would fall from the sky. You’d be the Indian with terrible instincts.”
If “the Indian with terrible instincts” doesn’t sound like a potential SNL skit for them to run into the ground, I don’t know what does.
Adam asks caller Julio what the story behind the name of his hometown, La Puente (CA), is. Julio gives a full history of the town and his answer satisfies Adam.
This is the first time a caller had an answer for any of Adam’s questions, I believe.
If there’s one thing Adam can’t imitate well, it’s stupidity. He can’t hide his cleverness. 🙂
Drew predicts Rush Limbaugh’s deafness is from pills and less than a week later Rush admits it.