Sunday, July 6th, 2003
Guest: no guest
Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Show Summary:
Drew starts the show because Adam is running 2minutes late, Drew catches Adam up on the 1st callers dilemma and Adam threatens a rant about the cell service L.A.
Drew then mentions how he has done this extensive research about the multiple orgasmic female over the years, Adam again comments that he has never encountered one, Drew then mentions that those women always believe other women who don't have that experience are either lying or not doing it correctly as if they are unable to understand the biological diversity of women.
Drew then mentions that the MOF's typically don't care for oral sex, Drew asks caller Joe who replies "NO!" and then explains that " no she doesn't like oral sex very much" confirming Drew's point, both Adam and Drew then explain to Joe that Drew just F'ing said that. Adam "...NO!..well actually, everyone has to make your point there point...alright get rid of Joe.
Adam and Drew do an on air mic/seat swap, Adam comments on how hot the cans are after swapping with Drew, Adam "you must have a high octane brain or something...".
Adam then recounts being screamed at by a "haggard old woman" outside the studio after speeding into the parking lot, Adam "...but when I'm running late, then it's Duke's of Hazard, I'm jumping broken bridges and stuff...".
Adam mentions he swung around a woman who was waiting for the red turn arrow he didn't even bother to pull up behind her then around he just slid over in front of her from the right lane and pulled the left turn, Adam then explains that she was just making the turn as he walking from his parked car to the building and she screamed at him.
Adam then goes off on "Haggard Broads" and how there is nothing better, he then compares the woman who yelled at him to looking like Geddy Lee the lead singer of the band RUSH.
Drew then mentions he had a conversation about the RUSH earlier in the day and he then comments how strange it is because he has never spoken about them in his entire life(GREAT MAGNET).
Adam "...coked up meth, Riverside scrawny broad...sort of jaw that looks like it could crush a yak's femur...these are the people you could snap over you knee and make into kindling, I don't know why their running around at night telling strange guys to F' off..". Adam then recounts how Security guard Andy told her to "F herself".
A caller inspires Drew to ask Adam to recount the misadventures of him and catholic little brother Nate, TEEEEEM is briefly brought up but then Adam segues into how he became a catholic big brother even discussing the interview process, he then brings up the time that he gave Nate his phone card so he could call some chick in Kentucky.
Adam goes off on a crazed rant about the practices of the city when it comes to hiring for construction work, he explains he has a friend he used to work with who is a skilled carpenter but was gunning for a city labor job because laborers make 10$ more an hour than carpenters and how f'ed up all the policies are in L.A.
Adam goes off on the story about Dog the Bounty hunter being arrested in Mexico for illegally extraditing the Max Factor heir Rapist, he then goes off on the irony of how the only thing illegal in Mexico is bounty hunting, he then discusses the appearance of Dog.
A caller recommends having Rikki Rachtman or Poorman on as a guest they reply that Rikki has been on several times and Poorman cannot appear do to the pending litigation between him and westwood one.
Drew and Anderson beg Adam to bring in the tape of Drew from Crank Yankers.
Adam and Drew go off on Jerusalem crickets and Drew recounts seeing the Omen with a girlfriend and as they were walking home she felt something in her pants and she shook her pant leg until potato bug fell out, Adam "...Drew, you were like finger banging her like ten minutes earlier right?....".
Anderson chimes in with the insight that they are also know as Jerusalem Crickets and how he spent an hour on the internet looking them up because he is so freaked out by them, this leads to an extended "great magnetish" discussion.
Lots of Adam De Lapena talk including a recap of his Man Show job interview, A guy calls with a question about marijuana and mentions his recently purchased whizanator and then demonstrates his amazing pot laugh.
Recording Info:
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Size: 41.95 MB
Length: 1:31:38
Bitrate: 64kb/s CBR
A co-dependent caller with an ex-girlfriend in prison calls him up and wants to get back together. Adam and Drew tell him to get his own S* together and forget about her.
A caller with sleep paralysis.
A caller with breast “discoloration”.
A caller throws out “one thing lead to another” in relation to screwing her ex. Adam and Drew do a whole bit about the male version of “one thing lead to another” and how there’s never any situation where a dude actually perceives this as the chain of events.
Drew does a great vocal shudder at around 52-53 mins.
Potato bug discussion starts right after, they talk about them a few times and come back to the subject a break or two later, right before the pot laugh whizinator guy.
I had to google pill bugs aka Jerusalem Crickets and was terrified. I was under the impression that pill bugs = rolly pollies (sp?) and am very thankful I have never come across them.
Pill bugs do = roly polies. They’re talking about potato bugs.
I don’t believe that Lindsay call for a second.
I’m sure elements of that Lindsay call are exaggerated but in general I believe it. She has that “makes you want to slap her to shut her up” energy of an effed-up victim type.
Above average episode
Anderson and Adams Discussion at the end was great.
Yes the bogus caller at the end (21-year-old woman is interested in 16-year-old who works for her at theater) leads into a funny backhanded compliment of Anderson by Adam: mixing everything bad together and you get something good. (Anderson had mentioned when he was 15 he went out with a 22-year-old)