Tuesday, October 26th, 2004

Guest: no guest

Host: Adam, Dr. Drew

4.15 (25 votes)

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  1. Landlubber

    Near the end of the show a kid calls in to defend Ranchero music. Adam’s having none of it.

    In the span of five minutes Adam compares Ranchero music to Hitler and female genital mutilation in Africa where they chop the girls’ clits off with machetes.

  2. Landlubber

    Adam says he loves watching TV this time of year because all the cooky commercials about propositions are airing, like the pro-abortion and pro-Indian gaming ones, and how the opponents of these props make these ridiculous commercials warning of the dangers of the slippery slope.

    Adam: “Abortions for people who don’t need abortions. For men! We’re gonna stuff an unborn fetus up your urethra and take you to the back alley. Then we’re gonna grab a coat hanger. And not the wooden one, that would be confusing, and not the one with the little buckle that holds the slacks. And by the way, you don’t need to put ‘back’ in front of alley, we assume the alley is behind the house. AND, anal abortion. We no longer go through the vagina. And not a coat hanger…a shoe tree. And not even the back alley…BEHIND the back alley. That’s right, anal, shoe tree, non-pregnant male abortions behind the back alley everybody. Is that what you want? And how about a casino in your living room? How would you like to walk out into your kitchen in the morning with you bathrobe on looking for a cup of coffee and have rows of nickel slots and a bunch of people from Iowa sitting there? Is that what you want? No? Well then you must be against Prop 71.”

    A guy calls in and says he has a 33-year-old girlfriend from India and she is a virgin. Adam asks how she made it that long and managed to stay a virgin. The caller brilliantly surmises that it’s because India was under British colonial rule originally and the “British mentality” just stuck there.

    Adam: “Yeah, because the population is almost zero in India. India has the second-largest population in the world. Uh, that’s not one black dude over there cranking it out. It’s not like we sent an NBA forward over there to knock everybody up.”

    The entire call with this buffoon is hilarious, especially when Adam suggests a show for him called “Tards on Tape” where he just rambles on about nothing while Adam listens in his car and laughs like a hyena.

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