Wednesday, March 12th, 2003
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Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Size: 41.69 MB
Length: 1:31:05
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Caller Mica from Nevada is 17, goes out with a 24-year-old, takes flying lessons and plans to start her own business: a nude & topless housekeeping service. Dr. Drew is flabbergasted.
“I WANT TO GO TO RECOVERY! YAYYYYYYYY YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! I WANT TO GET A CHIP!”
“She’s made her bed, now she has to get molested in it.”
The beginning of the show is a beautiful disaster. Drew is in Panama City Beach, FL calling in from some club on a really bad phone line. It sounds like crap for a caller or two until Anderson asks if Drew is on a cell phone. He is. lol. The guys always complain about callers on cell phones and Drew is calling in on a cell phone. They tell him to hang up and find a land line. He calls back on a land line but now you can hear a bunch of ruckus in the background and it drives Adam nuts for another caller. The caller can’t hear Drew and Adam says “of course you can’t, there’s a limbo contest going on in the background.” Adam tells Drew he has to get out from in front of the DJ booth and go to an upstairs office where the coke deals go down. About forty minutes into the show, somebody wrangles up a mic for Drew and then he sounds normal.
Lesbian Army Recruitment.
Drew – I visited their bootcamp, yes.
Adam- I don’t think it’s ‘bootcamp’, it’s ‘sandalcamp.’
Drew: “Some men regret having let some of their exes go by and wish they were still with them.”
Adam: “I wish I had let some of my exes go bi so I could watch them get it on with some chicks.”
Drew: “Oh for God’s sake.”
Adam: “Chester, you’re 15?”
Chester: “Yep.”
Adam: “Your dad’s an alcoholic?”
Chester: “AFLAC!” *click*
Adam: “He did the Aflac duck thing and then hung up. Hee-hee-hee.”
Adam is legitimately tickled by this.
1:26:50 Adam calls Dr. Bruce all nose and Adam’s apple…
Elizabeth Smart is brought up and a caller thinks she ran away with the guy and Adam reels him back to reality.