Sunday, August 5th, 2001 - #1526

Guest: no guest

Host: Adam, Dr. Drew

4.37 (75 votes)

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Show Summary:

Drew recaps his celebrity softball game

Audio quality is 10/10

The show starts out with Drew talking about the LA celebrity softball game. Adam makes fun of him for a girl getting him out.

First caller, Mike, says he met a girl online and later went to meet her in person. In turns out that she lived just a short distance away and Adam and Drew are amazed by this while caller Mike is not. Mike is from Poland and Adam declares we need to start up with Pollock jokes again.

Adam wants pharmaceutical companies to start cutting sterlization agents into anti-psychotic medication so nut jobs can't have baby nut jobs.

TONS of nutty callers in this episode. The 41:25 mark has the drop of the girl saying, 'I just wanted to get some dick.' The call itself is actually pretty sad, so it makes the drop a little less funny now that I know its origin.

At 1:04:55, Drew declares he's officially freaked out by the callers tonight. Adam says they should call it a night and play PSAs for the rest of the show.

I thought this show was fantastic. It was one of the few times we get to hear Drew as a defeated person as a result of the callers. Also, a caller starts spewing all sorts of praise on Adam and Drew, telling them how much he loves them, etc., and Adam's response is ripping a fart into the mic.

One mason jar call.

Comments (23)

  1. HotRockinRonnie

    Audio quality is 10/10
    The show starts out with Drew talking about the LA celebrity softball game. Adam makes fun of him for a girl getting him out.
    First caller, Mike, says he met a girl online and later went to meet her in person. In turns out that she lived just a short distance away and Adam and Drew are amazed by this while caller Mike is not. Mike is from Poland and Adam declares we need to start up with Pollock jokes again.
    Adam wants pharmaceutical companies to start cutting sterlization agents into anti-psychotic medication so nut jobs can’t have baby nut jobs.
    TONS of nutty callers in this episode. The 41:25 mark has the drop of the girl saying, ‘I just wanted to get some dick.’ The call itself is actually pretty sad, so it makes the drop a little less funny now that I know its origin.
    At 1:04:55, Drew declares he’s officially freaked out by the callers tonight. Adam says they should call it a night and play PSAs for the rest of the show.
    I thought this show was fantastic. It was one of the few times we get to hear Drew as a defeated person as a result of the callers. Also, a caller starts spewing all sorts of praise on Adam and Drew, telling them how much he loves them, etc., and Adam’s response is ripping a fart into the mic.
    One mason jar call.

  2. pastahero

    I thought I’d praised this show here, but it must have been on the mahalo board. Anyway, this show is a genuine classic. I’m not sure why this is–maybe because of the affiliates they had that year–but 2001 was a great year for bizarre calls. I’m talking degenerates, perverts, creeps, hillbillies and menaces to society.

  3. jakethesnake

    Caller: I am a virgin and she asked me for sex, so i didn’t know what to do, or even what i should think

    Adam: I see, and um… well what what you should think is great, im not gonna be a virgin much longer, and what you should do is have sex

    HAHAHAHAHA

  4. Landlubber

    Conceited chick calls in who claims a previous male caller was talking about her but none of what she says matches up with what he said…..like…at all. She finally says “well I only heard the end of the call, but I’m pretty sure he was talking about me.”

    He wasn’t. She couldn’t have been farther off. The guys put her on hold because the only reason they let her jump over all the other callers who’d been waiting on hold was because she claimed to be responding the the guy caller. So she’s either a conceited nut or a pushy liar. Or both. Either way, she falls in line with the rest of the callers tonight. Others have already said it, but this is a nutty, nutty night.

  5. pastahero

    Yet another appearance by my one of all-time favorites, Gay Caller Brian. After the original guy (and I don’t even know what his official record was), Brian is the most prolific and successful Mason Jar caller of the Adam era. He’s the one who did the “talking balls” bit, and he made many non-bogus calls as well.

    GCB uses a (very bad) fake Southern drawl here, but his regular “gay accent” is unmistakable, and he never even used fake names. Still Drew never recognized him.

  6. ldr93

    Caller Laura’s life story is seriously out of a movie. Getting drunk, sneaking out of her house to meet up with 4 guys at a church to go off and lose her virginity to all of them at the same time. None of them could get hard, and she was verbally harassing them for not being able to get their dicks hard, she is, I would assume, laying there spread out naked on the bed while four naked backwoods white boys jerk off their limp dicks. I agree with Drew this episode is really overwhelming.

  7. mahalo69

    Re: Susan (52:15):
    I can’t believe Drew didn’t hear the hostility in her voice and cadence, he usually picks up on that instantly and I think Adam did, because he got real mad at her. And as he said, MASSIVE denial, PROFOUND (good drew word).

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Calls & Tags (13)

  • call

    00:04:27

    4m59s

    Mike, M, 21, Chicago

    Met someone online, who lives near him, who wanted sex. He's not sure what to do.

    online relationships virginity

    lordoftheview

  • call

    00:22:06

    7m17s

    Claire, F, 17

    Boyfriend urinated during 69 position.

    oral sex

    lordoftheview

  • call

    00:29:23

    5m46s

    Marina, F, 17

    Fooled around with 19 year old female cousin. Caller was molested by alcoholic dad.

    bisexuality sexual abuse by parent

    lordoftheview

  • call

    00:35:09

    10m32s

    Laura, F, 17

    Lost virginity a month earlier. Doesn't feel anything for the guy. Classic Call. Source of the "I just wanted to get some dick" drop.

    physical abuse by parent virginity

    lordoftheview

  • call

    00:46:23

    3m8s

    Brian, M, 22, Michigan

    Wants to know what wellbutrin (bupropion) is.

    lordoftheview

  • call

    00:52:15

    10m27s

    Susan, F, 34

    Is a virgin. Can't have relationships. Gives very quick yes/no answers. Comes up with weird reasons for things. Massive denial.

    virginity

    lordoftheview

  • call

    01:02:42

    3m3s

    Brittany, F, 16, Seattle

    Claims to be girlfriend of previous caller. Ends up being the wrong guy.

    lordoftheview

  • call

    01:05:49

    3m45s

    Jennifer, F, 25

    Boyfriend's daughter is acting out. White trash jamboree.

    lordoftheview

  • call

    01:09:57

    2m2s

    Jennifer, F, 25

    Part 2. Has three kids. Was a heroin addict. Boyfriend is 40 and drives a tow truck.

    lordoftheview

  • call

    01:13:01

    3m26s

    Chad, M, 21

    Has suffered from depression for a long time. Now is suicidal.

    lordoftheview

  • call

    01:16:27

    4m8s

    Jessica, F, 18

    22 year old boyfriend once gave a male friend oral sex years ago. Is freaked out about it.

    bisexuality

    lordoftheview

  • call

    01:21:01

    3m19s

    Roger, M

    Has compliments for Adam and Drew. Girlfriend is on Depo-Provera and claims to be pregnant.

    birth control comment for host pregnancy

    lordoftheview

  • call

    01:24:23

    6m17s

    Angel, F, 30

    Has been married for 2 years. Husband takes a long time to ejaculate. Has a few other complaints.

    lordoftheview

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