Monday, December 14th, 1998 - #837
Guest: no guest
Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Show Summary:
This is a great no guest show. It is actually a more complete version of the show labeled 11/xx/1998 with 73 year old caller Eva. There are also allot of callers who are dumber than usual.
The guest for this show is the "love that the hosts find between the two of them."
Apparently a dentist called earlier who offered to bleach Adam's teeth for free over the holiday break. Before Adam can start ranting about dentists and the garbage men that come to his house, Drew takes a call. It sounds like the caller is playing the wooden block game Jenga. She won't fess up to there being a ton of noise in the background. She is nothing but trouble for the rest of the call and ends up getting put on hold.
The next couple callers are just complainers about how the show is handled.
The next caller is a gay German/Irish chef and sounds like he's going to come through and get the show back on track but he drops the F bomb twice in about 30 seconds and is put on hold as well. What's odd about this guy is that he has the male equivalent of the little girl voice that is heard so much. He has some really bizarre stories to tell about his past.
Adam says something about the band Goldfinger and Drew says "no way!" like he's really interested in the band.
Adam makes fun of engineer Mike's army cot in his apartment. This causes him to play the "and that's funny why???" drop.
This show has the return of 73 year old caller Eva. She talks about her 6 week honeymoon and using a series of graduated glass cylinders. She also reveals she's been married 4 times. Adam offers to set her up with engineer Mike.
Adam compares doing comedy for Drew is like doing comedy for a raccoon.
Adam talks about kids having braces and how kids with headgear got made fun of. During the next break Drew tells Adam he used to wear a hear set when he was 9 years old.
When he talks about wearing it to school Adam makes fun of his albino hemophiliac school.
A caller by the name of Stacy drops another F bomb and the whole word gets through. A drop is played where Adam once said the F word on the air and it got bleeped out. A recording of this show doesn't seem to exist though. The girl's 23 year old boyfriend has been working at McDonalds for a year and hasn't gotten a promotion. Adam then goes off on how much he resented his former boss Ken when he was working at McDonalds.
There is a good pie
Giovanni
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Calls & Tags (15)
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Sandra, F, 34
Has chronic affairs. Profound denial with a bit of an attitude. Three great reenactments. She seems to have a hard time communicating.
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Karen, F, 26
Calls about Stacy, a previous caller who had suffered domestic violence. Suggests that Adam and Drew recommend battered women shelters.
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Allan, M
Has some "constructive criticism". Says Adam sounds tired of his job. Also talks about teeth whitening.
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Nick, M
Can't figure out he's on the air. Is promptly put back on hold.
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Allan, M, 29
Has difficulty meeting new people because he is still hung up on ex. Uses the "f" word then apologizes and uses it again 15 seconds later.
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Mike, M, 23
Girlfriend is too tight.
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Allan, M, 29
Part 2. Had a crazy life. Seriously.
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Nick, M
Part 2. Has a growth on his penis.
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Samantha, F, 19
Has arousal problems.
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Eva, F, 73
Has advice for people having sex with virgins. Is a huge fan of the show. They talk about her 6 week honeymoon and their inventive sex.
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Karen, F, 39
Husband is a cross dresser. Wants to know the cause.
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Rose, F
Calls with more information about teeth whitening. Leads to a rant about braces.
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Stacy, F, 17
Is pregnant with 25 year old boyfriend's child. The "f" word gets through. She's worried he's not into her. Smokes weed while pregnant.
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Ryan, M, 18
Has dreams of raping children he knows.
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Brett, M, 23
Found gay porn on his father’s computer.
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At around 46 minutes a 74 year old woman who taped the show every day calls in
1:14:00 girl says “fuckin” unbleeped
Adam compares kids wearing braces to the Mafia running a dental practice.
Parent: “Do you think my child could benefit in any way shape or form from having braces either on his upper or lower teeth?”
Adam: “The answer is always yes. It’s the same thing as when you get free brake inspections at the shop. You could drive the car across the street from the dealership, put it up on the rack and you’ll be getting some brake work done. Same thing with the dentist. There isn’t a set of teeth that can’t be a little straighter.”
Early in the episode a woman calls in concerned about her husband’s proclivity to dress up like a woman, including rushing home from the office each day to curl his eyelashes.
Later, a kid calls in concerned about all the gay porn he found on his father’s computer. His father admits it’s his.
What’s interesting about these two calls is that for the first one (crossdressing) Adam makes the argument that this means something and that the guy is probably a closet homosexual. But for the second call (full on gay porn with fully erect penises) he says it doesn’t mean anything and doesn’t mean the guy is gay.
When you combine Adam’s response (that a computer full of gay porn is totally normal and not indicative of anything) with his repeated assertion that Drew has genital warts because of how often he says it’s totally normal and that most people have it, it’s hard to come to any other conclusion than that Adam must have a computer full of gay porn at home.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Wouldn’t have noticed if landlubber didn’t bring it up but he did kinda say that he probably wasn’t gay despite admitting to watching gay porn. Also after that call there’s a short but excellent rant on cake!
I agree with landlubber about how Adam handles the gay porn dad call. I get the same feeling also when Adam talks about how young kids diddling eachother is completely normal. He seems to sweep it under the rug in the same manner that Drew says everyone has warts.
Who knows what the truth is, but it is pretty fun to imagine a secretly gay Adam and a Dr. Drew with genital warts.
The music Engineer Mike plays when Adam asks Eva if she’d be into him is the Frank Sinatra version of “The Way You Look Tonight,” one of my favorite songs.
Sad to think that Eva has most definitely passed away by now. 🙁
Yea Eva is a sweet women. She’d have to be like 95 today. Man the calls tonight are all over the place on the retard scale.
Eva was great.