Thursday, October 1st, 1998 - #785
Guest: no guest
Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Show Summary:
Crap of the 80's, Adam sings
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Adam starts freaking about 80s jams around minute 26ish. It was brought on by a caller who was concerned because there were 3 songs that made his mom fly into some kind of blackout zone. They play crappy 80s music throughout the show which is fantastic. A great Mr. Tome story about how Adam got suspended and his contact sheet was completely false with hilarious entries.
Yeah, hot “Man Eater” talk and “Dirty Laundry talk” around 26 min.
Kid calls in with the age-old question of whether masturbation can hurt athletic performance since he’s on his school’s football team.
Drew wonders why this wive’s tale has resurfaced again after going away for a while. Adam’s rationale is that it’s football season.
Adam: “What position do you play?”
Caller: “Well….heh….I just kinda kick sometimes.”
Adam: “Oh what do you need sperm for? You just sashay up to the ball and lay your foot into it in a general direction. You could BE masturbating while kicking and it wouldn’t affect you.”
Adam asks some more football related questions which Chris can’t answer. Adam gets suspicious and says “are you sure you’re on the football team Chris?” He replies “well I haven’t played that long. I just started.”
Adam: “What’s your number?”
Chris: “……………”
Boom, hung up on. Bogus call. Adam’s not even mad that the kid lied; he’s mad that these idiots can’t come up with anything on the fly. It’s not that hard.
80s music theme and hilarious rant on schools
Pretty hilarious how the drops are rapidly played over the corny 80s tunes but they’re being a bit rough on Stuck With You, I think it’s a lovely warm little song.
Stuck with you was shit too man don’t get it twisted.
Caller from a sex shop calls in and discusses some of the products they have at the store. Fantastic bit between him and Adam. Drew notoriously quiet during.
Classic Loveline episode #785 (feat. The Love Between The Two Hosts): http://archive.org/download/GIOPOD/GLL785.mp3
Adams rant on Maneater is hilarious!!
Sex shop call and the rant about Man eater makes this a must listen.
Great episode! Adam recommended the movie Phantom of the Paradise so I watched it and loved it. Thanks Adam.
On the other hand, Adam also reminded me the the song Stuck w/ you by HLN exists. For that, I will hate him forever.
The big crime committed by Maneater is the lyrics. I don’t mind the arrangement and structure so much. 80s cheese lyrics were the worst.