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Show Rating Comment Added By
Callum Blue
8/10/2004
3.90 (17 votes)
this is a really phenomenal episode! at one point, adam mentions surrounding himself in a "cocoon of pornography," which i think is some of his most evocative wordplay lol 4/23/2017
11:39am
Justin Long
6/23/2004
4.34 (46 votes)
Four minutes in you can already tell it will be a five star performance. 4/23/2017
3:40am
no guest
9/9/2004
3.83 (19 votes)
Drew is such a DOUCHE. The first caller uses the word "vernacular" correctly, but Drew condescendingly tells him not to use big words unless he really knows what they mean. 4/22/2017
6:22pm
no guest
10/29/2003
3.76 (21 votes)
It's Germany or Florida night. 4/22/2017
9:07am
Tiffany Mynx
2/15/1998
3.80 (28 votes)
They wax on about Peter North's volume of "production" in such a 90's way; this was before it came out he was Adam Ramsey in gay porn before all that, with a big fetish for prostate stimulation, which is linked to increase of volume and muscle control. Again I'll say I love how this show is an evolutionary microcosm of all that happened in the world that mainstream news refused to see. 4/22/2017
12:03am
Interpol
6/16/2003
3.95 (15 votes)
Underrated episode, Interpol are smart guests with great music. They sound like a mix of At The Drive-In and Incubus. 5/5 4/21/2017
8:52pm
no guest
10/27/2003
3.79 (17 votes)
Super white trash caller is worth listening to 4/21/2017
12:50pm
Nicole Richie
6/14/2004
3.71 (17 votes)
sweet "That's hot" at 28:00 :) 4/21/2017
9:42am
Tony Hawk
8/13/2003
3.82 (11 votes)
Adam is DaVinci, way ahead of his time in this episode. 4/21/2017
8:35am
Rich Eisen
9/23/2004
4.08 (23 votes)
So whatever happened to Boston being guests on the show? Never caught that last time i heard this show and dont see it anywhere on here 4/21/2017
4:49am
Rich Eisen
9/23/2004
4.08 (23 votes)
Solid guest but he sounds exactly like Seth MacFarlane and it bugged me too much to keep listening. 4/20/2017
4:59pm
Local H
10/5/1998
3.80 (14 votes)
The song near the end of the show....

"ALRIGHT OH YEAH ALRIGHT OH YEAH ALRIGHT OH YEAH" on a loop for minutes.... holy shit maybe the worst song I've ever heard. Hilarious show by Adam and Drew otherwise though
4/20/2017
4:16pm
Rich Eisen
9/23/2004
4.08 (23 votes)
Yet again another fantastic episode with a sports related guest.
Wanna know what it would be like if Adam and drew were gay? 1:07:42
Finally a Florida or Germany.... with a retarded twist.
4/20/2017
2:39pm
Michael McKean
2/2/1998
3.74 (25 votes)
Man Michelle is why I hate women. 4/20/2017
8:30am
no guest
10/12/2004
4.21 (30 votes)
This epic moment needs a time stamp for quick reference, The infamous "Dime for scale" comment comes just after Adam finishes his statement with caller Alex at 1:09:33. 4/20/2017
8:29am
Seth Green
9/1/2003
4.41 (59 votes)
Probably my favorite episode of 2003. The hilarity comes from the technical difficulties and, without him losing it, you can just feel Adam's blood boiling by the end of it. I'm shocked he didn't scream at anyone. 4/20/2017
2:20am
Dave Navarro
10/11/2004
4.03 (19 votes)
Dave: I've had a threesome, it was great at the time but turned into a nightmare!!!

Adam: Ummm yea i'll be beating off to your nightmare in about an hour!!!

LMFAO
4/19/2017
9:59pm
Leo McSweeney & Tony Rosenbum
5/10/2001
4.01 (23 votes)
45:44 Perhaps the ONLY time Adam comes back from break with;

"Loveline, fastest growing outlaw radio station...SEMPER FI!!!!"

Great radio.
4/19/2017
7:09pm
no guest
9/21/2004
3.71 (14 votes)
Idk why but I love when they rip on chris and they spend like the first 30 minutes of the show doing so. 4/19/2017
4:04pm
The Flys
9/29/1998
3.93 (20 votes)
Fair enough, it's strange he put it in quotation marks like it was said during the show. 4/19/2017
2:51pm
Save Ferris
3/26/2003
3.76 (16 votes)
Monique rivals Dr. Drew with stepping on jokes. 4/19/2017
9:31am
Mudvayne
4/18/2001
3.98 (17 votes)
34:22 Adam spits an ant onto the floor of the studio, nobody misses a beat. 4/19/2017
5:06am
no guest
8/19/2003
3.90 (18 votes)
"Chill Pill" 4/19/2017
2:33am
Dean Cain
9/22/2004
4.01 (16 votes)
Great show and a great guest. I love when they rip on junior college and chris 1:08:00 4/18/2017
9:09pm
no guest
4/11/2001
3.90 (26 votes)
Such a funny exchange starting at 34:18
Amber: When I give my boyfriend a blowjob, it tastes like clams.
Adam: Nice
Amber: And it’s really gross.
Adam: Yeah?
Amber: And I just want to know, like, what would cause it to taste like that.
Adam: Are you blowing the Gorton’s Fisherman?
4/18/2017
7:19pm
Alien Ant Farm
4/16/2001
3.93 (18 votes)
Great show 5/5 4/18/2017
2:18pm
Alien Ant Farm
4/16/2001
3.93 (18 votes)
This is a sleeper five star, the guests are really engaged and feed well off both Adam and Drew, At 46:35 during a call with a girl who pulls her hair/cuts/has an eating disorder one of the band members says "You should start cutting farts instead of yourself" which leads Adam to state that the band should cut a PSA for "Cut farts not flesh". HILARIOUS. 4/18/2017
7:55am
no guest
4/11/2001
3.90 (26 votes)
Drew blows Adam up with his ass starting at 12:23

Adam proclaims "Oh...my...GOD!!" to Drew, lmao. Drew getting Adam back as bad as he's taken it in with his gas the past is Loveline gold.

Adam goes on to state at 14:20 "I can't believe I'm being offended by someone elses fart!!" Which becomes a drop that is very very rarely used, half a dozen times maybe over the next few years. Pure gold.
4/18/2017
3:37am
Donna D'Errico
2/12/2004
3.70 (9 votes)
About ten minutes in, Adam is complaining about drew, but the funny thing is that you can tell he misses him. 4/18/2017
1:36am
Dominic Monaghan
2/11/2004
4.15 (29 votes)
What are you talking about Igrac123? Dr. Alter laughs at a bunch of Adam's jokes and is a really good sport about all the crap he gives him. Way better than Dr. Bruce, if you ask me.

The guest is just ok, though.
4/18/2017
1:12am
Kari Wührer
7/11/2000
4.12 (44 votes)
Man, listening to a crazy bipolar person talk is actually exhausting. It really drives me crazy when the guests straight up disagrees with the hosts but doesnt really put any useful information back. That said it wasn't a bad episode, just the energy level was way too high for my taste. 4/17/2017
2:40pm
no guest
9/29/2002
4.12 (18 votes)
Jimmy is really, really good. I hold his guest hosting episodes in very high regard. 4/16/2017
6:12pm
Nick Oliveri & Josh Homme
8/31/2000
3.82 (17 votes)
Pastahero that sounds like the same girl who called during the episode with B-Real and Steph of the Deftones. 4/16/2017
5:30pm
Nick Oliveri & Josh Homme
8/31/2000
3.82 (17 votes)
This show was a pleasant surprise. 4/16/2017
1:36pm
no guest
7/8/2004
3.84 (23 votes)
adam and drew shut down caller kelly's intellectualization of her chaotic sexual drives with cold, hard logic! 4/16/2017
10:58am
no guest
8/8/2000
3.79 (30 votes)
52:26 Origin of seldom used Adam drop.

"You looove fat camp don't you lardos!?!"

I love finding the origin of drops.
4/16/2017
5:19am
Andrew W.K.
6/17/2004
4.05 (30 votes)
amazing rapport between andrew and adam! and that jacob call is so effing funny that i've listened to it five times so far 4/15/2017
10:55am
Jessica Cauffiel
6/24/2004
3.38 (17 votes)
guest makes me want to fucking vomit, and im glad adam pushes back against her. still not as bad as my personal choice for worst guest, janeane garofalo tho 4/15/2017
10:53am
no guest
9/5/2000
3.97 (1 votes)
A show on my 10th birsthday and I can't even hear it 4/15/2017
2:43am
no guest
9/4/2000
4.38 (88 votes)
It's fartline!!!! Basically to sum up the show into 1 part it's this 45:54 4/15/2017
2:41am
no guest
1/4/2000
3.79 (42 votes)
Adam recounting his chat room experience is laugh out loud stuff. 4/14/2017
8:04pm
no guest
1/23/2002
3.91 (30 votes)
A feel good episode with plenty of screwy callers. 4/14/2017
3:03pm
The Flys
9/29/1998
3.93 (20 votes)
@logistics2 Tom Burbine wasn't mentioned on the show itself; unclepenny is comparing retrospectively. You can say Taylor Hill looks like Audrey Hepburn, even though she was born after Hepburn died. 4/14/2017
8:04am
Everlast
10/30/2000
3.87 (16 votes)
You can consider me an everlast fan now 4/14/2017
4:37am
no guest
2/19/2001
3.90 (27 votes)
Out of text Adam quote:

"I just pray a safe falls on that guy while he walks down the street."
4/14/2017
3:45am
no guest
2/11/2003
3.80 (14 votes)
Drew making a strong argument for 9/11 truth without meaning to! 4/13/2017
9:37pm
no guest
11/1/2000
3.90 (26 votes)
Wow wee I've never heard an episode of loveline take place in front of an live audience before. Regardless it's full of screwy chick and fake male callers with with some good information in between. 4/13/2017
5:49am
Taking Back Sunday
10/23/2003
3.72 (8 votes)
Anderson does the "next caller" drop after about 10 minutes in while Adam is coming down off a rant,

This sparks Adam to tell Anderson "don't touch that goddamn button" to which Andersons response is "I thought you told me to touch buttons, I'm confused"

Anderson gets the last word by quickly dropping Adam saying "Shut up Anderson Just shut up and do the buttons would ya please?"

Classic.
4/13/2017
3:43am
System of a Down
11/26/2002
4.10 (25 votes)
Laughed out loud at least half a dozen times, great out of context Adam quote:

"Dude had shoes with buckles! *Insane laugh* ...Queer"

One of the band members laughs so hard at this he knocks his headphones off.
4/13/2017
3:06am
Clive Barker
5/15/1997
4.24 (41 votes)
That's awesome Unclepenny, this was a really great show and I couldn't help but scroll and read along while it was playing, had to re-listen to all the Clive shows afterwards. 4/12/2017
5:23pm
Seth Green
8/8/2001
4.20 (33 votes)
@pastahero Chris Griffin talks like that all the time, lol. That's the whole point of doing a cartoon character voice IMO, departure from normalcy. Good episode, not a five star but a solid four star for sure. 4/12/2017
5:22pm
Best of Loveline
12/22/2002
3.92 (2 votes)
It basically means in the past but you're not sure when. It's not last week (because you'd say last week) but sometime before. More common is the other day. 4/12/2017
3:43pm
Clive Barker
5/15/1997
4.24 (41 votes)
@
MoreAnimalThanMan Yeah, the deal I made was the guy would send me this tape if I finished a transcription he started years ago. Banged it out in just over 2 days.
4/12/2017
1:01pm
Amir Derakh & Jay Gordon
11/5/2000
3.70 (22 votes)
Very likable guests and a lighthearted show. Not really a classic but it's worth a listen. 4/12/2017
9:53am
Clive Barker
10/23/2001
4.24 (52 votes)
Does ANYONE have a better quality(possibly Stereo...) version of this episode? Every version I can find on Youtube or up for download is this exact copy, which Adams voice is quite distorted in. Went to check the challenger.phil21.net archives but discovered they are no longer there. This may be the highest I have ever heard Adam, and I NEED a better recording. <3 4/12/2017
4:30am
Clive Barker
5/15/1997
4.24 (41 votes)
This is a great early episode, decent recording quality and full length. Really I only made this comment because I am astonished at how long Unclepenny's first comment is, nearly a word-by-word recount of the entire show, wow. 4/12/2017
4:04am
Joe Escalante & Josh Freese
11/7/2000
4.15 (28 votes)
It amuses me that some people here would listen to Loveline when they're drunk!

I guess that's their PASSION.
4/11/2017
7:48am
Joe Escalante & Josh Freese
11/7/2000
4.15 (28 votes)
I'm hella drunk while writing this but resonate with episode like I probably should of. That said thee is still some great advice about life in this show 4/11/2017
7:24am
Victoria Silvstedt
3/19/2003
3.84 (21 votes)
Starting to not like the creepy Adam with a hot female guest so much. 4/11/2017
5:38am
Ryan Reynolds
3/27/2002
4.12 (34 votes)
I cannot believe I put off listening to this show, this may be one of the most underrated shows on the site, the banter between Adam and Ryan is second to none, they feed off one another so well. Fantastic, five stars+ This should be rated at 4.40+ 4/11/2017
4:15am
Simple Plan
2/3/2003
3.83 (14 votes)
Ugh... music like Simple Plan has aged so poorly, especially the vocals. I'm embarrassed on their behalf. 4/10/2017
8:59pm
no guest
12/8/2004
4.22 (58 votes)
13:40 is what gave me my username here, I almost crashed my car when I heard this rant live and ever since I have reserved the "more animal than man" designation for only the worst of the population. A++ five stars all the way, just for the first 15 minutes of ranting. 4/10/2017
7:19pm
Bob Guiney
9/29/2003
3.89 (13 votes)
A few things. First off the crazy Adam fan caller is worth listening to just because of how nutty she is and because they both end up meeting each other like 10 years later. Also another dumb chick caller that doesn't know what the holocaust is. I would give it 4.5 stars if I could 4/10/2017
5:30pm
Space Ghost
12/17/1998
4.13 (43 votes)
Added every call, GREAT show with Space Ghost on the phone from about 7 minutes in until the recording cuts off, this is an incomplete show that may have been spliced together because there are a few audible cuts where the talking jumps ahead, still totally listenable and the early static clears up quickly.

Amanda at 28:35 is SCARY to listen to, she rambles on about things with no real train of thought and cannot form any sort of coherent statement.

During the 45:19...
4/10/2017
5:26pm
no guest
12/3/2002
3.84 (16 votes)
deepsnare: The drill instructors from Boot Camp were on the show in May 2001. 4/10/2017
5:25pm
no guest
12/1/2002
3.72 (18 votes)
CALLER: The babysitter forced me and a little girl to have sex.
DREW: With each other?

How could someone possibly need to confirm that?
4/10/2017
1:03pm
no guest
5/6/2003
3.73 (16 votes)
Standard no guest show. Drew's hernia surgery is coming up so there's some discussion about the procedure. Guatemalan caller Omar says he wants to get circumcised and Adam says it's not surprising that someone named Omar isn't circumcised. They talk about how men with certain foreign names rarely are.

Added every call.
4/10/2017
11:38am
no guest
11/27/2002
4.14 (32 votes)
God, Adam can be such an idiot. For the 3rd word in the Dictionary Challenge, he picks a word (1) that no one has heard of, (2) that he MISPRONOUNCES and (3) that he can't spell either. 4/10/2017
10:25am
Rosa Blasi
5/20/2003
3.90 (16 votes)
It was a good episode. It's weird because no one has said anything about the guest so far but she was very likable and participated in the whole show. Also one of the best drunk calls I've heard in a long while 4/10/2017
2:02am
no guest
3/22/2000
3.94 (22 votes)
Adam was on pretty much the whole show. Pretty funny. 4/9/2017
6:54pm
Cypress Hill
11/12/2003
3.84 (10 votes)
B-Real doesn't show up until halfway through the episode and I think Sen Dog shows up 20 minutes late. 4/9/2017
4:03pm
Chris Owens
11/29/1998
3.91 (23 votes)
Cracks me up I LOVE what a time capsule this show is. Referring to Fergie as "that Wild Orchid chick" who "looks like Pam Anderson." I wonder if Adam ever once thought about it later when Fergie became Fergalicious. 😂 He got hit on by The Duchess. 4/8/2017
7:57pm
Disturbed
11/8/2000
4.09 (28 votes)
36:00 made me crack up 4/8/2017
4:50pm
Busy Philipps, Michelle Williams, & Oliver Hudson
3/5/2003
3.96 (18 votes)
Every call added. Pretty good show. 4/8/2017
8:48am
Jewel
11/19/1998
3.87 (15 votes)
This is the Jewel that meant a lot to depressed, suicidal, and lonely people that fit a certain category of outcast in the late 90's . People like me who were so disappointed in the "Intuition let's sell some razors" sell out album. Idk why she did that but I stopped listening immediately, feeling like she basically said "screw your feelings and my own, I need money" and that crap song is all that plays of her anymore. I had the book of poems too, she's right people underestimate how just a little... 4/8/2017
7:48am
Dr. Alan Altman & Dr. David Matlock
5/6/2001
3.79 (12 votes)
Expected more after the great Dr. Alter show. These guys are just dull. 4/8/2017
2:32am
The Flys
9/29/1998
3.93 (20 votes)
I'm curious why unclepenny said their accents sounded like "Criss Angel and Tom Burbine" since Tom didn't even come on the show until 2005 and they hadn't met or heard of him previously. 4/7/2017
2:01am
Bonnie Somerville
10/5/2004
4.30 (49 votes)
Bonnie is a great guest, wish she did a couple more episodes of loveline. 5/5 4/7/2017
1:47am
Kevin Nealon
1/26/2004
4.20 (27 votes)
Maybe I'm just a fuck ass but this was the 2nd episode that I wasn't super impressed by. Not to say he was a bad person by any means by but he really doesn't stick with me like I thought he would. 4/6/2017
10:45pm
no guest
11/21/2000
3.99 (29 votes)
They're always harsh to those that try to impersonate them. Well with that said it's not a bad episode... it's worth a listen 4/6/2017
10:38pm
no guest
10/25/1998
3.76 (24 votes)
Miriam at the beginning? When exactly was the Miriam era??? 4/6/2017
3:55pm
Goo Goo Dolls
10/15/1998
3.96 (19 votes)
Wow when Adam spoke up on Bruce Jenner I thought I was in a timewarp. I wonder if somewhere when Bruce came out did Adam go "SEE I TOLD ALL YOU RETARDS THIS 20 YEARS AGO!" So awesome! People can say what they want about the content but Drew and Adam had their fingers on the pulse of their era. 4/6/2017
1:49pm
Grace Quek/Annabel Chong
3/9/2000
3.47 (21 votes)
It's ok show. Adam grumpy and is quite a dick to the guest, which is why I think she goes silent the last half of the show. 4/6/2017
1:45pm
no guest
12/27/1998
3.90 (29 votes)
The 75 year old guy who calls in is great 4/6/2017
1:43pm
Insane Clown Posse
9/16/1997
3.85 (39 votes)
Really funny show. Don't understand the negative comments? ICP were not only funny but were unexpectedly and refreshingly self-aware, even at this early stage of their career. Highlight was J's trying to convince Adam and Drew that they're millionaires, but still can't get girls (1hr14) that even gets Drew laughing. 4/6/2017
11:51am
Ty Pennington
3/9/2004
3.78 (25 votes)
Adam is obnoxious in this episode. Focused on his personal carpentry knowledge, rude to the guest to the point that the guest stops talking altogether for the last 45 min. Skip it if you don't like boring, asshole Adam. 4/6/2017
11:42am
no guest
10/4/2004
3.72 (18 votes)
Great show....really underated. Both Drew and Adam were in great spirits. 4/5/2017
11:04pm
no guest
9/5/2005
3.95 (15 votes)
Not a bad episode.... just super average 4/5/2017
5:33am
Seth Green
9/1/2003
4.41 (59 votes)
This is a top 5 episode for me. The technical difficulties make it hilariously uncomfortable. 4/5/2017
1:34am
no guest
8/1/1999
4.09 (30 votes)
Gotta love these older shows. There are some great rants and gotta love the call from the jail guard. 4/4/2017
9:02pm
Stroke 9
1/17/2000
3.92 (29 votes)
Always enjoy hearing the story about David Arquette storming into the studio after Adam called him nuts on air. 4/4/2017
6:15am
Cake
10/3/2004
3.84 (16 votes)
Great rant on religion around 30 minutes in.....Adam gets more heated than usual lol didnt think that was possible. - Such a shame he no longer rips religion a new one :( 4/3/2017
11:23pm
Patton Oswalt & Brian Posehn
6/14/2001
4.52 (102 votes)
Don't listen to the comment below this by
Mikejeffrieson, not sure why he's biased against Patton and Brian but they are an excellent pair that feed into and off of Adam and even Drew at times, this is rated so high for a reason! Great guests, Patton/Brian episodes are all rated over 4.40, so that tells you all you need.
4/3/2017
11:17pm
Caroline Rhea
9/14/1998
3.80 (23 votes)
Adam getting in the last word on Amy is classic 4/3/2017
2:46pm
Fat Mike
4/22/2002
3.66 (15 votes)
@ L

What is with you tools who want the music edited out? It's an essential part of the show. It's a part of the totality of the Loveline experience. The best shows are the most complete ones. Once in a while you'll hear one with long joiners or even a commercial, those are the best recordings. To have loveline as it was! Not some pared down bullshit.
4/3/2017
1:54pm
Fat Mike
4/22/2002
3.66 (15 votes)
This is one of a small handful of shows I often skip when I'm relistening. I couldn't remember why until I listened again. The guests are about as fun as an ice pick in the eye. Note to self; trust your previous ratings dumbass. I only had this one downloaded for my workout and was stuck with it. 4/2/2017
11:49pm
no guest
7/28/2003
3.86 (20 votes)
"They call me Patches!" 4/2/2017
10:20pm
The Deftones
8/9/2000
3.91 (19 votes)
Funny part around 1:00:15 when a caller responds to "who was he? with "a guy" and Drew gets a joke in. 4/2/2017
1:20pm
The Crystal Method
1/6/2005
3.96 (20 votes)
At 8:32, sassy woman of color refers to the sex position as "missionary impossible" and nobody addresses it. 4/2/2017
10:37am
Fall Out Boy
10/30/2005
4.01 (15 votes)
The last good guest of the Adam era. It's worth a listen. The music on the other hand.... 4/2/2017
4:59am
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