I’m Chris. I live in Seattle, though am originally from California. I’m one of the Moderators on this site. I’m a Night Auditor in the Hospitality industry, which means I do accounting in the middle of the night. When I’m not working, I write, and work on my comedy.
Eh. I’m more of a ranter, like Adam Carolla. My best joke is my Keanu Reeves impression, but it’s hard to do that via text. Ummm… how about this one. The best time to have sex is during Daylight Savings Time. That way you can say you lasted AN HOUR and five minutes.